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Just lie theory - lie to people about your relationships and such

NBAYoungBoy

NBAYoungBoy

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Yesterday in Spanish class we had an exercise where we shared things like how long ago our first kiss was, and we had to say it in Spanish

I just made some shit up, said it confidently like it actually happened, and these folks didn't question me (it would've been rude to)
 
You should've just avoid the question by saying you didn't kiss anyone
 
You should've just avoid the question by saying you didn't kiss anyone

nope

just lie

it’ll make you more socially accepted

but it has to be believable

like you can’t claim to be a giga slayer
 
nope

just lie

it’ll make you more socially accepted

but it has to be believable

like you can’t claim to be a giga slayer
If you are normie looking, they will believe you.

But in my case they won’t believe it and there is no reason to hide my inceldom
 
thats a made up phrase by psl/incels within the last 3 years, so no term exists for it
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If you are normie looking, they will believe you.

But in my case they won’t believe it and there is no reason to hide my inceldom

if you are 4+, they will believe you

if you are psl 2, they wont believe you
 
We have no obligation to be honest.
 
I'd most definitely lie
 
Maybe I should stop being honest and start lying on dating apps about my height (as apparently the vast majority of men do), falsely claiming to be 5'9" when I am in fact a 5'7" dwarf. Then if I manage to get a date, I will show up with my 2.8 inch elevator shoes, and perhaps I'll get my foot in the door that way. I wonder if "just lie about your height" theory actually works in practice. Also, I can morally rationalize it by saying that it isn't a complete lie, since I now always go out in public wearing elevator shoes, so my height is practically 5'9" or even taller (depending on what I wear on the occasion), regardless of me being 5'7" barefoot.
 
I don't speak Spanish at all, but if someone asked me about kisses in Spanish, I'd probably rage-answered something like "Todos mujeres es(?) putas" - no clue if it's grammatically correct (prob not) :feelsgah:
 
I don't speak Spanish at all, but if someone asked me about kisses in Spanish, I'd probably rage-answered something like "Todos mujeres es(?) putas" - no clue if it's grammatically correct (prob not) :feelsgah:

todos las mujeres son putas
 
What's the point of speaking of Spanish?
 
I've never lied about my virginity and kissless condition, I don't care
 
Yesterday in Spanish class we had an exercise where we shared things like how long ago our first kiss was, and we had to say it in Spanish

I just made some shit up, said it confidently like it actually happened, and these folks didn't question me (it would've been rude to)
if your too low SMV people dont believe you even if you make a good story up and display "confidence

that is the hell real incels face, whatever move they make they CANT WIN
 
I would. Does it really help though? I thought most people speak broken English at least. At it's not like you do the talking, your money should.

depends

in Mexico they speak quite good English

in Colombia, they don’t speak English

you need to speak Spanish, or you’ll get lost and taken advantage of
if your too low SMV people dont believe you even if you make a good story up and display "confidence

that is the hell real incels face, whatever move they make they CANT WIN

depends how low

if you’re 4+, you can do it and they’ll believe you

if you’re sub 3, they won’t believe you
 
depends

in Mexico they speak quite good English

in Colombia, they don’t speak English

you need to speak Spanish, or you’ll get lost and taken advantage of


depends how low

if you’re 4+, you can do it and they’ll believe you

if you’re sub 3, they won’t believe you
yes this is my point low i sub 4 which is incel

if your over 4-5 your not really incel your failed norman who craves to be chad and is facially not chad, never approaches, and never gets a date because they are waiting for women to flock to him which wont happen

this may reveal you to be a non incel but failed norman op

Also you will find this level is creeping upo where even 4s and 5s will get shat on by girls in scool specifically as waahhhmen get ever meore entitled to chad through tinder and social media validation.

This is the hell we are in the level of looks for men is going up parabolically to be EVEN CONSIDERED FOR DATING BY MOST WOMEN, due to social media rampant use, tinder endless validation likes etc by chads on social media to all women in hope of one night stand.

meanwhile womens looks standards are actually fallinG, its just be thinish and not completely bloated and you automatically are valued wayyy above looks match by 2 or 3 points and its growing. As they get validation and pushed by society even if they are fat and roll out of bed with zero effort.

a way to shut up feminists and muh positivity is just call out, SO WHERE ARE THE MALE MODEL COVERS VOGUE, FASHION MAGAZINES, STYLE MAGAZINES EVEN HELLO FOR OVER WEIGHT MEN WHERE ARE THE OVERWEIGHT COVER MODELS

THERE ARE NON it completely fucks them up the hypocrisy is utterly laid bare
 
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depends

in Mexico they speak quite good English

in Colombia, they don’t speak English

you need to speak Spanish, or you’ll get lost and taken advantage of
Damn, thousands years of history and culture culminate in guys learning a language just to fuck loose women, that's kinda funny.
Females really have a way of clowning things up.
 
:feelskek: foids have the mentality of children, they will believe incels had gfs
 
yes this is my point low i sub 4 which is incel

if your over 4-5 your not really incel your failed norman who craves to be chad and is facially not chad, never approaches, and never gets a date because they are waiting for women to flock to him which wont happen

this may reveal you to be a non incel but failed norman op

Also you will find this level is creeping upo where even 4s and 5s will get shat on by girls in scool specifically as waahhhmen get ever meore entitled to chad through tinder and social media validation.

This is the hell we are in the level of looks for men is going up parabolically to be EVEN CONSIDERED FOR DATING BY MOST WOMEN, due to social media rampant use, tinder endless validation likes etc by chads on social media to all women in hope of one night stand.

meanwhile womens looks standards are actually fallinG, its just be thinish and not completely bloated and you automatically are valued wayyy above looks match by 2 or 3 points and its growing. As they get validation and pushed by society even if they are fat and roll out of bed with zero effort.

a way to shut up feminists and muh positivity is just call out, SO WHERE ARE THE MALE MODEL COVERS VOGUE, FASHION MAGAZINES, STYLE MAGAZINES EVEN HELLO FOR OVER WEIGHT MEN WHERE ARE THE OVERWEIGHT COVER MODELS

THERE ARE NON it completely fucks them up the hypocrisy is utterly laid bare
I’m Asian
 
I’m Asian
that whole point and all you have in reply is im asian

so what o context no info nothing else

so why arent you a failed norman asian then

low effort maxx crew checking in
lol joker
 
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if I was serious and i said id never kissed someone, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone said “I’m not surprised” out loud
:cryfeels:
 
If I woud do something simillar, n0rmies woud kill me with laugh
 
Damn, thousands years of history and culture culminate in guys learning a language just to fuck loose women, that's kinda funny.
Females really have a way of clowning things up.

I do actually enjoy Spanish
that whole point and all you have in reply is im asian

so what o context no info nothing else

so why arent you a failed norman asian then

low effort maxx crew checking in
lol joker

asian = incel generally, unless you have status or are 6’5” or something
 
What's the point of speaking of Spanish?
Para que cuando el cartel te secuestre puedas ser el gringo que habla español y a lo mejor no te quitan la vida por mostrar interés en su idiota, negrata.
 

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