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If your dick is small enough, they don't have even notice they were raped
 
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In other words, just have a 7 inch dick.
 
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RREEEEEEEEE said:
In other words, just have a 7 inch dick.
That's quite small for modern standards, isn't it?
 
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FinnCel said:
That's quite small for modern standards, isn't it?
Borderline micropenis in 2019 tbh
 
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Insomniac said:
Borderline micropenis in 2019 tbh
12 inches is micropenis in 2020
 
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FinnCel said:
That's quite small for modern standards, isn't it?
7" is absolute cutoff point for dicklettism in 2k19
 
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MarriedAndLookin4Fun said:
7" is absolute cutoff point for dicklettism in 2k19

Then I'm a gigadicklet :feelsbadman:
 
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FinnCel said:
That's quite small for modern standards, isn't it?
According to this forum. (They're wrong though).
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Don't worry, it's just a meme.
 
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Tfw average 5.5 inch (2019 micro cock)
 
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RREEEEEEEEE said:
According to this forum. (They're wrong though).

Don't worry, it's just a meme.
it's not. The meme is 10 inches

7 inches is small thanks to the perceptions (((porn))) has created
 
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DeformAspergerCel said:
it's not. The meme is 10 inches

7 inches is small thanks to the perceptions (((porn))) has created

Perceptions =/= reality. Most women still buy 6 inch dildos, not 10 inch dildos.
 
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RREEEEEEEEE said:
Perceptions =/= reality. Most women still buy 6 inch dildos, not 10 inch dildos.
unironic lifefuel, which is rare to come by on .is

Thanks buddy boyo
 
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DeformAspergerCel said:
unironic lifefuel, which is rare to come by on .is

Thanks buddy boyo
You're welcome, friend. (Most people who buy 10 inch dildos are gay men btw.)
 
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5 inch pp gang represent
 
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RREEEEEEEEE said:
You're welcome, friend. (Most people who buy 10 inch dildos are gay men btw.)
:feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod:

Time to start building some roof tops
 
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DeformAspergerCel said:
:feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod:

Time to start building some roof tops
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5 inch pp gang represent
Average gang. Your face is probably average too. :feelsree:
 
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RREEEEEEEEE said:
Most people who buy 10 inch dildos are gay men
 
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RREEEEEEEEE said:
:feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:

Average gang. Your face is probably average too. :feelsree:
I assure you it's not. I am one of the few truest cels. It kinda bothers me too that we have tons of average looking aspies here.
 
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Clock Tower said:
I assure you it's not. I am one of the few truest cels. It kinda bothers me too that we have tons of average looking aspies here.
Then we are one the same page. What makes you ugly bro?
 
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RREEEEEEEEE said:
Then we are one the same page. What makes you ugly bro?
my face bro
 
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Clock Tower said:
my face bro
What specifically? I'm 2/10 because of my droopy, wide Jew nose. :feelsrope: Otherwise I'd be 4.5/10... I also have other flaws but not as bad as my nose. These flaws from worst to less: mild upper eyelid exposure, recessed chin and big forehead.
 
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Just cut off your dick theory
 
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RREEEEEEEEE said:
What specifically? I'm 2/10 because of my droopy, wide Jew nose. :feelsrope: Otherwise I'd be 4.5/10... I also have other flaws but not as bad as my nose. These flaws from worst to less: mild upper eyelid exposure, recessed chin and big forehead.
I don't know man. It's just not pleasant to look at. It's quite asymmetrical. I also have an underbite and crazy eyebrows. I'm on a huge looksmaxxing journey right now though. I got my braces recently and I'm trying to cut body fat.
 
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Crazy eyebrows means extremely bushy, right? I'm also quite asymmetrical. :feelsrope:
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I don't know man. It's just not pleasant to look at. It's quite asymmetrical. I also have an underbite and crazy eyebrows. I'm on a huge looksmaxxing journey right now though. I got my braces recently and I'm trying to cut body fat.
 
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Clock Tower said:
Then re-shape them, it's a good start. It's better to have crazy eyebrows than no eyebrows at all.
 
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Then re-shape them, it's a good start. It's better to have crazy eyebrows than no eyebrows at all.
yeah, i'll do that at some point
 
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RREEEEEEEEE said:
What specifically? I'm 2/10 because of my droopy, wide Jew nose. :feelsrope: Otherwise I'd be 4.5/10... I also have other flaws but not as bad as my nose. These flaws from worst to less: mild upper eyelid exposure, recessed chin and big forehead.
Same
 
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DeformAspergerCel said:
unironic lifefuel, which is rare to come by on .is

Thanks buddy boyo
Cope, 8 inches feels better for foids than 6 inches tbhngl
 
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she won't remember being raped if she dies in the process :feelsthink:
 
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> implying they don't like it
 
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Foids need at least 9 inches, I hate hearing people say "8 inches is huge bro you don't have to worry" but in reality foids gobble up 8 inches easily in there cunt
 
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she won't remember being raped if she dies in the process :feelsthink:
High IQ.
 
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Its a bonus if you're a sub 5'2 manlet

They wont even see you
 
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GigaQuad IQ observation tbh
 
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Sorry about necroposting but found this old post of mine and it's the funniest shit I have ever written :feelskek:
Damn I was high IQ in the past
 
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FinnCel said:
Sorry about necroposting but found this old post of mine and it's the funniest shit I have ever written :feelskek:
Damn I was high IQ in the past
Makes me sad, small dick is literally the only problem I don't have but I always thought it's probably one of the worst self esteem damaging wise along with manletism
Also old threads are such graveyards
 
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FinnCel said:
Sorry about necroposting but found this old post of mine and it's the funniest shit I have ever written :feelskek:
Damn I was high IQ in the past
Don't apologise. Necroing is based.
 
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FinnCel said:
Sorry about necroposting but found this old post of mine and it's the funniest shit I have ever written :feelskek:
Damn I was high IQ in the past
Yes tbh, good stuff ngl
 

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