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Just got out the shower

Weightcel

Weightcel

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How long until I'm balls deep in a vagina?
 
put on some nice clothes and get a haircut and you'll be a slayer
 
get a haircut and beeeeee urself
 
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Your first mistake was getting out of the shower.
 
You need to go to the doctor. Maybe if your nose is a little less crooked girls will pay attention to you. Only 10,000 shekels bro.
 
Did you cut your hair in the shower?
 
You should be balls deep in pussy by now OP
 
Was it a C O L D shower?
 
OP, one shower a day won’t keep inceldom away. You need to take showers thrice a day.
 
You have to confidenlty lift your shower bro
 
Have you tried showering again?
 
Was it a C O L D shower?
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plus 3 haircuts a day minimum

I went to my barber for the 3rd time in one day and he said “brother, I got nothing left to do!” Then I went to another barber and he said “you gotta like the way you look! Azzurri! Azzurri!” Bluepilled barbers, fuck ‘em.
 
But did you lift the shower while being yourself?
 
I actually do take showers 2-3 times a day.

Hasn't changed a thing, and it's quite ridiculous for them to assume that people here don't shower. What are we, fucking cavemen?
 
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I actually do take showers 2-3 times a day.

Hasn't changed a day, and it's quite ridiculous for them to assume that people here don't shower. What are we, fucking cavemen?

Robust cavemen did just fine without showers. If anything, I suspect normies push this shit so women have a harder time picking up on our masculinity.
 
I actually do take showers 2-3 times a day.

Hasn't changed a thing, and it's quite ridiculous for them to assume that people here don't shower. What are we, fucking cavemen?

I only shower after a workout because the sweat gets freaking disgusting. If I didn't workout I'd probably only shower like once a month tbh.
 
I actually do take showers 2-3 times a day.

Hasn't changed a thing, and it's quite ridiculous for them to assume that people here don't shower. What are we, fucking cavemen?

showers are unironically a great cope lol, I don't take 3 a day but yeah they're comfy.
 

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