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SuicideFuel Just Got My AARP Card.

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FrustratedWhiteMale

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AARP is for people over 50.
When I got the letter, Thought it was for my late father.
He still gets mail. Then I realize, it's MY name on the letter.
It feels like I was a teenager in college just yesterday.
Now I'm getting an A.A.R.P. card.
I know people want to be old enough to drink, vote, drive and so forth,
But this is not what I wanted.
 
Sorry to hear, man.
 
that must be some seriously depressing shit to have so much of your life go by like that
 
Should've been an LDAR card.
 

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