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JFL my dad is 6'4" and my mom modeled for a bit in high school/college, my parents can't be blamed for this. My brother turned out fine.
 
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I hate my parents so much like why did they think I was gonna have even a decent life when they are not rich, attractive or even live in a first world country. Honestly some people should not be allowed to reproduce.
 
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They never asked me, it’s like asking a profoundly deaf guy why he didn’t hear the doorbell.
 
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my sibling has very good face structure, my constant mouthbreathing plus being unlucky enough to have dark features fucked me up.
 
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Sadly I got all my uglies from my mother. My dad is a real Chad(tall, good looking, money, etc), my female colleagues from school/highschool/college always craved him. He also cheated multiple times until my mother divorced him. Now he's 61yo, still atractive and with a nice milf gf.
 
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CountFapula said:
Sadly I got all my uglies from my mother. My dad is a real Chad(tall, good looking, money, etc), my female colleagues from school/highschool/college always craved him. He also cheated multiple times until my mother divorced him. Now he's 61yo, still atractive and with a nice milf gf.
why'd your dad marry an ugly chick if he's a chad
 
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CountFapula said:
Sadly I got all my uglies from my mother. My dad is a real Chad(tall, good looking, money, etc), my female colleagues from school/highschool/college always craved him. He also cheated multiple times until my mother divorced him. Now he's 61yo, still atractive and with a nice milf gf.
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My dad looked like George Harrison when he was younger. My mom was a blonde Stacy

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My mother is ugly, fat and short. My father is ok facially but is fat and short. I used to be decent looking when I was younger (I looked "cute") but acne and balding fucked me up BADLY. My father is norwood 0 at age 62, but my mother told me her father had severe hairline recession. I have told my mother numerous times that she is in debt with me for the rest of her life and will have to provide for me until she dies.
 
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Veganist said:
my sibling has very good face structure, my constant mouthbreathing plus being unlucky enough to have dark features fucked me up.
You mean lucky, foids hate light men.
 
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Gone Coping said:
why'd your dad marry an ugly chick if he's a chad
He didn't at first, when I was born he was married to a different woman, he only married my mother after 6 years for the sake of being responsable with his family.
 

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