JestER
Clown World Analyst
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So my bitch mother just got off the phone with one of my aunts that lives in the US, I overheard them talking about family & shit when a topic of one of my cousins came up. To give a bit of backstory, the last time I saw him was in 2015 when he visited us from the States and that fuckboy absolutely mogged the living shit out of me. 6ft+, toned, sharp jawline, you get the picture. So it really didn't come as a surprise that he'd have many gfs and get laid often even in his teens. Him and my other cousin whose also a fuckboy cunt got along well because they were within the same level in-terms of looks and social status, AKA Chadlites. During the times when we all were under the same roof, they and my brothers made fun of me of course and I was constantly made the butt of their jokes, which is the main reason why I avoid them now at all costs. Anyways after my mother got off the phone she notified the family living here about how my cousin just got his first born and like the NPC drones my family are, they decided to celebrate EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE IN A COMPLETELY FUCKING DIFFERENT CONTINENT. The bitch then had the audacity to tell me to congratulate my fuckface cousin on his "success" as if he had to work hard to get a toilet to kreme pae AND THEN ASK ME WHY I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A GF OR KIDS YET, I then literally told the whore to go fuck herself and stormed off to my room and have had to leave the WhatsApp group yet again because I did NOT feel like having to explain myself to her again. To pour salt on the wound my bitch sister comes along and tells me apologize to my mother and THEN LECTURE ME ON HOW THIS IS THE REASON WHY WOMEN DON'T LIKE ME. I don't know if I can contain my wrath any longer at this point, this has to be a huge coordinated troll from my family. Kicking a man while he's down then try to take the moral high ground like I'm some kind of fucking criminal in my own fucking family even when I didn't do anything to deserve this. And to all the soycuck faggots and Jews reading this, THIS IS YOUR DOING FOR BRAINWASHING THE MASSES INTO HATING UGLY SHORT MEN WITH LEARNING DISABILITIES, I HOPE YOU ALL GET VAPOURIZED IN DOOM 3D