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Serious Just found a 50 year old escort. Should I go for it?

Iranianoldcel

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Should I end my virginity as a 32 year oldcel with a giga 50 year old roasti?

I told her I'm gonna see her tomorrow. I don't know. I'm stressed tbh. Should I cancel it?
 
No, why would you do that? If you are going to pay for it, at least pay for something good
 
No, wtf?? Don't go above 29.
 
Die as a virgin. Heavenmaxing.
 
I wouldn't fuck a 50yo even if you pay me
 
I wouldn't fuck a 50yo even if you pay me
Tbh I'm on no fap. It's been two months now, I'm giga horny

Also prostitution is illegal in Iran. You can't find young ones. Very hard to find
 
Should I end my virginity as a 32 year oldcel with a giga 50 year old roasti?

I told her I'm gonna see her tomorrow. I don't know. I'm stressed tbh. Should I cancel it?
Do it lol
 

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It costs 4 dollars. Iranian economical situation is fucked up at the moment.

I also get paid 150$ a month
 
Do it. Maybe you will develop a fetish :feelshaha:
 
If you are going to pay to lose your virginity you might as well do your research and find someone who is your type.
 
Why not an 80yo foid prostitute then? Or a 100yo? Or a mummy from a British museum?
After 50yo, those three examples are exactly the same.

OP is obviously a troll.
Damn.You guys are not believing me. I guess it's super desperate. I'll probably gonna cancel it

Fuck my life
 
Most prostitutes lie about their age so if she says she's 50, she's probably at least 60
 
You still didn't answer.
Why not use a younger prostitute? Like a 20yo or a 30yo?
I answered above. I can't find one. I have to look around the city. Go for 12 hour drive and still wouldn't find one.

Iran doesn't have escort sites. Escorting is illegal. Legit they have the right to execute her.

How tf am I supposed to find a 20 year old prostitue with a pretty face?
Most prostitutes lie about their age so if she says she's 50, she's probably at least 60
Exactly. You're right.

She says she's 160 cm and 70 kg weight. The weight is definitely much higher.

I have to cancel. Fuck I have to pay half the price
 
OP is 32 and don’t have enough money to leave the country that’s brutal
Thanks for understanding.

But honestly, I think I should cancel. Fucking a 50 year old(who is probably 60 year old) is desperate
 
OP is 32 and don’t have enough money to leave the country that’s brutal
Its funny how all this LDAR bullshit doesn't work out in the long run huh? :feelskek:
 
At least send pic of the 50 yo. Does she wear implants and looks fit?

Maybe she was the cheapest you could've gotten?
 
Try dubai if ya earn money to leave the country and then try to live in another country
Best option really, but that's what he should have spent his 20's doing, that's what your 20's are for, he's kinda late

it don’t work in third world countries at all citizens to struggle is normal
It does not work anywhere, no NEET can afford to pay for sex regularly, or even at all

Developed countries are the ones with the best welfare systems and NEETbux programs, but ironically they are also the countries with the most ridiculously expensive rates in the sex market
 
At least send pic of the 50 yo. Does she wear implants and looks fit?

Maybe she was the cheapest you could've gotten?
She said she won't send pics for security reasons. Probably looks like the witch from wizard of oz
Best option really, but that's what he should have spent his 20's doing, that's what your 20's are for, he's kinda late
It's over
 
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If you are truly desperate, yes.
 
It costs 4 dollars. Iranian economical situation is fucked up at the moment.

I also get paid 150$ a month

You should be able to get a Persian Virgin in Iran for about 15-30 Bahar Azadi gold coins.

Coin cost 530$ for 1. Many men can’t afford high gold price in Iran - economical situation.

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It's over for humanity.
 
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Yeah do it. Now or never
 
She said she won't send pics for security reasons. Probably looks like the witch from wizard of oz
Dude, not a good idea to go to an escort before you know what she looks like. Otherwise you can be robbed/scammed and put yourself in a bad place.
 
If she has a hot MILF thing going on and maybe looks at least half as decent as Sandra Bullock or Jennifer Aniston, I wouldn't say no.

Edit: if she's not sending pics that's a red flag. At the very least she should have the decency to send censored stuff.
 
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Should I end my virginity as a 32 year oldcel with a giga 50 year old roasti?
not possible, she has absorbed so much cum DNA she's basically 50% male hermaphrodite at this poin

you won't even make contact with her 50% female parts because all your dick will touch are the inches of cum from previous clients she allows to dry up inside her and cake her walls to make her giant loose pussy narrower

it's 100% gay and not even sex (thus not ascension) you're just masturbating with preceding john's cum and remain a virgin
Probably looks like the witch from wizard of oz
I would be fine with this

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You should be able to get a Persian Virgin in Iran for about 15-30 Bahar Azadi gold coins.

Coin cost 530$ for 1. Many men can’t afford high gold price in Iran - economical situation.

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I earn like 200dollars a month.

Buy get a virgin you mean arrange marriage, right? Lol. I'm not gonna betabux for a virgin who will chest on me later. It's over for iraniancels
Why tf you're not arranged marriage? Tell your local ayatullah and do ta'aruf.
Arrange marriage is cope
Dude, not a good idea to go to an escort before you know what she looks like. Otherwise you can be robbed/scammed and put yourself in a bad place.
Yeah. Good thing I canceled.
not possible, she has absorbed so much cum DNA she's basically 50% male hermaphrodite at this poin

you won't even make contact with her 50% female parts because all your dick will touch are the inches of cum from previous clients she allows to dry up inside her and cake her walls to make her giant loose pussy narrower

it's 100% gay and not even sex (thus not ascension) you're just masturbating with preceding john's cum and remain a virgin
Fucking brutal. I guess escortcelilling is bullshit based on your theory
 
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It costs 4 dollars. Iranian economical situation is fucked up at the moment.

I also get paid 150$ a month
dear god you can buy pussy for what an energy drink costs me

lol
 
OP, are you crazy or what? I mean, are you mad? :feelswhat:
 
It costs 4 dollars. Iranian economical situation is fucked up at the moment.

I also get paid 150$ a month
150$ per month?! that's fucked up,how can you get through with that little? I think iran isn't a very poor country
 
dear god you can buy pussy for what an energy drink costs me

lol
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I miscalculated. Also she is a 55-60 year old prostitute so I guess the price is OK.

Anyhow I didn't go to her. I'd rather die a virgin
OP, are you crazy or what? I mean, are you mad? :feelswhat:
I was on nofap and super horny and desperate at the time. I canceled
150$ per month?! that's fucked up,how can you get through with that little? I think iran isn't a very poor country
Yeah the economical situation is fucked. Each dollar is 270000 Rial.
 

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