"its important that guys have empathy for women" stopped reading right there
Creep = ugly face
So many rules, like approaching lions in Savannah.
M
Fuck off it doesn't work if you have crippling social anxiety
How not to be a creep = throw acid in her face instead of saying hello
That is too many things to do just to get friendzoned by fesikh
Here is my own advice that works 100% every time in simulated video game scenarios:
- If you get rejected all the time when you approach females, try approaching them from behind when they are walking alone at night and surprise them (works especially well in dark alleys when they are under the influence of alcohol, drugs or roofies), you will get a higher success rate. No need to make them uncomfortable with small talk, just get in there and be confident and go in for a hug, a kiss, and grope their ass & titties, if they still reject you then it means that you need to try harder to snuggle with her, if she struggles it means you are not trying hard enough and that you need to work on your personality
- If you are too high-inhib to approach females or struggle for snuggles with them, you can watch them from a distance and follow them, you can find out where they live, where they go to school, where they work & what their lifestyle habits are, you can go through their trash to learn more about them and you can also browse through all of their internet presence (social media, online accounts, e-mails that you can take a closer look at if you somehow gain access), they will not even know that you are there so you have no chance of getting rejected
- If you prefer to communicate with females from a distance, you can show them how thoughtful you are by sending them love letters that compliment their best qualities such as how beautiful they look when they are asleep (attaching photographs of this that you have taken from outside their window or from inside their room tends to go down well) and how good they would smell and taste if you were forced to cannibalise them to survive, or you can call them and laugh loudly & breathe down the phone & tell them that you are in their area to show them that you have a friendly personality and are thinking of them (this works best when you call them at least 10 times per hour in the middle of the night). If that does not work, you can also try instant messaging, SMS messages and DMs - sending many messages in quick succession (the more the merrier, aim for at least 100 messages per hour) shows that you are just checking up on them to see if they are OK and that you have a caring, sensitive, empathetic personality
Here is my own advice that works 100% every time in simulated video game scenarios:
- If you get rejected all the time when you approach females, try approaching them from behind when they are walking alone at night and surprise them (works especially well in dark alleys when they are under the influence of alcohol, drugs or roofies), you will get a higher success rate. No need to make them uncomfortable with small talk, just get in there and be confident and go in for a hug, a kiss, and grope their ass & titties, if they still reject you then it means that you need to try harder to snuggle with her, if she struggles it means you are not trying hard enough and that you need to work on your personality
- If you are too high-inhib to approach females or struggle for snuggles with them, you can watch them from a distance and follow them, you can find out where they live, where they go to school, where they work & what their lifestyle habits are, you can go through their trash to learn more about them and you can also browse through all of their internet presence (social media, online accounts, e-mails that you can take a closer look at if you somehow gain access), they will not even know that you are there so you have no chance of getting rejected
- If you prefer to communicate with females from a distance, you can show them how thoughtful you are by sending them love letters that compliment their best qualities such as how beautiful they look when they are asleep (attaching photographs of this that you have taken from outside their window or from inside their room tends to go down well) and how good they would smell and taste if you were forced to cannibalise them to survive, or you can call them and laugh loudly & breathe down the phone & tell them that you are in their area to show them that you have a friendly personality and are thinking of them (this works best when you call them at least 10 times per hour in the middle of the night). If that does not work, you can also try instant messaging, SMS messages and DMs - sending many messages in quick succession (the more the merrier, aim for at least 100 messages per hour) shows that you are just checking up on them to see if they are OK and that you have a caring, sensitive, empathetic personality
If you don’t approach you get told to man up and if you do approach you’re a creepy rapist
jfl do normies really
SMILING is the MOST important part of the approach (if you’re still masked, just pull your mask down to smile as you approach and then put it back up)
what if you have the smile of a rapist and literally your smile doesnt work, because of your retrognathic jaws
ANYTHING to keep m'lady from feelling uncomfortable
Win win situation, jfl
it was satire
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