Lazyandtalentless
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Normie: “Just get a haircut.”
Also normie: Spends $500 on balayage, keratin treatments, and regular hair toning to “keep it fresh.”
Normie: “Just shower. Cleanliness fixes everything.”
Also normie: Gets laser hair removal, monthly sugar scrubs, and body peels because “soap isn’t enough.”
Normie: “Looks don’t matter. It’s your personality that counts.”
Also normie: Drops $8,000 on a nose job, jaw fillers, and buccal fat removal to feel more “approachable.”
Normie: “Just hit the gym. That’s the only real effort you need.”
Also normie: Signs up for CoolSculpting and spends $10,000 on lipo for stubborn areas because “some things can’t be fixed by working out.”
Normie: “Just smile more. It makes a huge difference.”
Also normie: Gets veneers, Botox to fix gummy smiles, and lip flips.
Normie: “Natural beauty is always more attractive.”
Also normie: Gets lash extensions, wears clip-in hairpieces, and schedules regular spray tans to look “naturally polished.”
Also normie: Spends $500 on balayage, keratin treatments, and regular hair toning to “keep it fresh.”
Normie: “Just shower. Cleanliness fixes everything.”
Also normie: Gets laser hair removal, monthly sugar scrubs, and body peels because “soap isn’t enough.”
Normie: “Looks don’t matter. It’s your personality that counts.”
Also normie: Drops $8,000 on a nose job, jaw fillers, and buccal fat removal to feel more “approachable.”
Normie: “Just hit the gym. That’s the only real effort you need.”
Also normie: Signs up for CoolSculpting and spends $10,000 on lipo for stubborn areas because “some things can’t be fixed by working out.”
Normie: “Just smile more. It makes a huge difference.”
Also normie: Gets veneers, Botox to fix gummy smiles, and lip flips.
Normie: “Natural beauty is always more attractive.”
Also normie: Gets lash extensions, wears clip-in hairpieces, and schedules regular spray tans to look “naturally polished.”