JFL Just be Vishnu theory

[currymuncher007]

> Be Vishnu
> Create Universe
> Look like a chad
> Marry 16018 wives
> foids see you as a true lover, they simp on you and worship you
> Multiply yourself magically everyday to satisfy those 16018 wives
> Narrate the greatest book
> Hideous Curries start numerous cults in your name
> "I have become death, the destroyer of worlds"
> Become an inspiration for both Heinrich Himmler and Gandhi at the same time

 

[currymuncher007]

Now this is what we call GOD, not some guy who never nut all his life or a pedophile warlord. If millions of foids ain't simping on you, you ain't god bro

 

[TheJester]

And still best you can do is Pajeeta

 

[Doesitmatter?]

And still best you can do is Pajeeta

Brutal

 

[currymuncher007]

And still best you can do is Pajeeta

 

[TheJester]

Both of them are good looking. I was referring to this:

 

[currymuncher007]

Both of them are good looking. I was referring to this:

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do you really think Lord Krishna would ever touch such a creature?

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

Okay, but why is he blue?

 

[Skelly]

Okay, but why is he blue?

Blue skin:
Vishnu is typically depicted with blue skin, which is interpreted as representing the vastness of the sky and ocean

 

[FGM Practitioner]

Why are there 1 billion gods in hinduism

 

[Emba]

Why are there 1 billion gods in hinduism

Because they are all working at call centers for American tech companies

 

[FGM Practitioner]

Because they are all working at call centers for American tech companies

 

[Diddy]

Ok pajeet

 

[edgelordcel]

Im aryan brahmin

 

[curryboy420]

Why was the dude blue though

 

[curryboy420]

Okay, but why is he blue?

My thought too lol he should be shiny gold or something or straight crystal diamond see through

 

[Adolf Kitler]

Because they are all working at call centers for American tech companies