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Cope Just be elf theory

fast_curry

fast_curry

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I'm glad at least we don't live in a fantasy world as a humanoid that is not of the elf race. IMO it's actually worse to be a human male in a fantasy world compared to a curry IRL.

Male elves are pretty much the chaddest chads a foid can ever dream of. They are tall, athletic, and are proficient at magic in most fantasy settings. Even the manlets of the elven race mog the human chads to oblivion when it comes to their statures. They also have a much longer lifespan, making it possible for one elf man to date prime stacies of a human settlement for centuries or even millenniums. That's a trait that makes elves absolutely slay and dominate the dating scene in a society that encourages hookup culture. 100% of the human & dwarf male population would become incels the instant their own race comes into contact with elves. Human males and dwarves would be forced to escortmax, or if they are willing to put their own life at stake, succubusmax. Betabux wouldn't even be an option; as long as there are elves who are into the "milf" and even "granny" type, a human woman would never need to settle and have dicks in her orifices when she takes her last breath.

Now that I think about it, escortcelling would become so expensive because sex for human males would become a real privilege. @PPEcel would have to burn a lot more money to get his hand on an elf stacy.

Even literal goblins have more content sexual lives than humans. Goblinas are too ugly even for elven chads and they are forced to stick to their own race. As an alternative, you can always raid human/elf villages with your subhuman buddies and fuck your victims if you have a fetish for humans or elves. (Same goes for other subhuman species, such as orcs, ogres, gnomes, etc.).

In a fantasy version of incels.is, I believe there would be a strict no elf and foids policy. Mods are happy with letting in white young"cels", but when it comes to elves, there should be a zero-tolerance policy. Elfcels are all fakecels. JBEpill is real.
 
I'm glad at least we don't live in a fantasy world as a humanoid that is not of the elf race. IMO it's actually worse to be a human male in a fantasy world compared to a curry IRL.

Male elves are pretty much the chaddest chads a foid can ever dream of. They are tall, athletic, and are proficient at magic in most fantasy settings. Even the manlets of the elven race mog the human chads to oblivion when it comes to their statures. They also have a much longer lifespan, making it possible for one elf man to date prime stacies of a human settlement for centuries or even millenniums. That's a trait that makes elves absolutely slay and dominate the dating scene in a society that encourages hookup culture. 100% of the human & dwarf male population would become incels the instant their own race comes into contact with elves. Human males and dwarves would be forced to escortmax, or if they are willing to put their own life at stake, succubusmax. Betabux wouldn't even be an option; as long as there are elves who are into the "milf" and even "granny" type, a human woman would never need to settle and have dicks in her orifices when she takes her last breath.

Now that I think about it, escortcelling would become so expensive because sex for human males would become a real privilege. @PPEcel would have to burn a lot more money to get his hand on an elf stacy.

Even literal goblins have more content sexual lives than humans. Goblinas are too ugly even for elven chads and they are forced to stick to their own race. As an alternative, you can always raid human/elf villages with your subhuman buddies and fuck your victims if you have a fetish for humans or elves. (Same goes for other subhuman species, such as orcs, ogres, gnomes, etc.).

In a fantasy version of incels.is, I believe there would be a strict no elf and foids policy. Mods are happy with letting in white young"cels", but when it comes to elves, there should be a zero-tolerance policy. Elfcels are all fakecels. JBEpill is real.
@Broly You tried elfmaxxing ? :feelsStudy:
 
would rather be a 9 foot tall orc and rape their women
 
Interracial couple and children are also a thing in D&D universe
There is Half Elf and Half Orc
Wors to be a human would be be a dwerf tho
 
she would look good if it wasn't for the pointy ears

hey looks like the becky i posted in the bunker
Really? Maybe with the facial (or body?) paint they'd look the same but I suck at visualizing things
Imagine having sex with a 7 feet tall elf gf:feelsohh:
 

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