I wouldn't describe that as chad but maybe goofy normie. His flabby body and big ass offset a lot of his face. Plus in his books he seemed to indicate he wasn't the most endowed guy, often getting d-mogged in the locker room. Later on he adopted a scruffy wildman look since he was never a body guy. Either way his wife seems like a hell of a score.
My next door neighbor has a young wife who is hotter than Collet was in her prime youthful Stacy years and my neighbor is still a reasonably young man but he's got a ton of health problems and doesn't look like a classic Chad either.
He's tall but has a sunken in chest from possible "Marfan's syndrome" I think it's called, also he is a heavy smoker and despite being far younger than me he is already aging pre-maturely with grey hair appearing on the sides and possibly top of his head. Anyway he can no longer work due to suffering a traumatic brain injury due to part of a building's roof collapsing on his head. He takes medication for it but is still prone to memory loss and I think other negatives of having gone through something like that. Also before all this if memory serves correct he mentioned he suffers from depression or someother mental illness (but its probably depression) and he's an avid smoker.
Despite the brain injury he does not come across as a guy whose been through anything suggestive of a brain injury since his speech is perfectly normal and he can follow a conversation just fine. That said he hates not being allowed to work (the government/state won't allow him to work because of his brain injury even though he seems on the surface like he'd be fine to return) so instead he does what he's allowed to do by the government/state which is small yard jobs and minor home help stuff for his local neighbors ie my mother and I and our other next door neighbors who regularly require his services because the husband is lazy the wife is a retired school teacher who doesn't know the first thing about yard maintenance or keeping a house intact ie placing fallen siding back into the structure so to speak.
(I can no longer mow our yard because my allergies are simply too horrible to do it but my neighbor? He doesn't suffer from such allergies at all though he told us his daughter does so go figure that one out ie probably bad genes inherited from her mother??)
Anyway this neighbor of mine had a health scare of passing out in a large storage shed of ours but I think he blamed it on it simply being too hot outside that day and his not drinking enough water or liquids in general to offset the heat.
That said I digress.
This tall, lanky, awkward looking dude with a sunken in chest and graying hair with numerous health problems was able to land a giga Stacy for himself despite barely qualifying as any kind of Chad in looks.
Young Mick Foley and even old Mick Foley brutally MOGS him and YET he still landed perhaps one of the finest pieces of ass I have ever seen.
I'm thinking maybe he has a "lost little boy" and or "cuteness" of face quality about him that makes him a Chadlite women are drawn to as the explanation for his ability to attract a Becky (his previous wife) and now a GigaStacy (his current wife)?
It would certainly explain things and it also explains how this dopey little fuck on an ancient episode of MTV's "The Real World" basically had women crawling all over eachother to get to his cock ie "Joe" I think was the guy in question's name from the MTV show.
