JFL Jorah Mormont is the saddest beta in media

[Minjaze]

Is sent to spy on a foreign usurper by his liege, ends up falling in love with her and saves her from being poisoned.
Continues saving her life and offering emotional support in times of doubt.
But much to his pain, she has a Chad husband who literally raped her on their wedding night. She loves him anyways.
Chad finally dies, but another one joins the team.
Jorah offers to fight a duel for her, gets the "you're my dearest friend, you're too valuable" speech.
She lets Chad fight for her though, who she has sex with right after he gives her flowers.
Later, she finds out that Jorah used to be a spy and exiles him.
Sad Jorah is sad.
Finds her again only to get exiled yet AGAIN.
Drinks himself to death in a bar until he decides to try yet again.
Gets a life-threatening disease along the way that also makes him look hideous.
Somehow gets cured through an INCREDIBLY painful surgery.
Goes back to her and FINALLY gets accepted.
Finds out she broke up with second Chad for political reasons, "maybe it's your chance this time J-Bear"
She dates her pretty-boy cousin instead.

This is the face of a man who wants to fucking die.
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[Anxiety]

It was over before it even began for Jorah

 

[St.Tropez]

Good thing we have blackpilled Alphas such as you to keep the balance going.

 

[Minjaze]

It was over before it even began for Jorah

sercel

 

[Minjaze]

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Good thing we have blackpilled Alphas such as you to keep the balance going.

Shhhhhhhhh.

 

[DecayGuy]

Shhhhhhhhh.

It does make you bit of an hypocrite to be saying the things you say, while doing the things you do

 

[VLÖ]

Shhhhhhhhh.

Just own up to your cuckishness and autism already. There's no hiding from it, you've royally embarrassed yourself.

 

[Minjaze]

Just own up to your cuckishness and autism already. There's no hiding from it, you've royally embarrassed yourself.

What I do in places outside of this one shouldn't matter.

 

[VLÖ]

What I do in places outside of this one shouldn't matter.

Yeah I don't really think I can take someone who contradicts himself seriously. And besides, it was an "incel" (I presume?) discord server to begin with so LOL.

 

[Gone Coping]

i stopped watching the show in season 5 or something, in the books i think it's worse since he's described as balding, old and ugly. She also tries to imagine herself fucking him at one point and feels nothing. Quentyn Martell is the biggest beta in the series though, true incel if he wasn't a Prince of Dorne