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It's Over Jonah Hill is Proof it Never Ends

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Become world famous. Doesn't matter, you're ugly. Ugly males are hated tell the day they die

I know this video has already been posted before and the first clip is most likely fake
 
Any pussy he ever got he probably had to pay for.
 
Of course, he’s a fat dude. Invisible to women.
 
did you look up his actual relationship history, you might be surprised
 
If the genders were switch.... you know the answer.
 
If they said all this to a fat foid then they would be crucified by SJWs.
 
He a famous actor who loves drugs , nope we are not him and it ends if you can make it big like him.
 
Surprised he hasn't gone ER on the Hollywood pedojews yet
 
he looks normie tier to me, at least excluding the fat. if anything his height (5'7) is an easier target.
 
He was only ugly for hollywood standards, otherwisy he looked like a normie. Btw i like him a lot as an actor.
 
he lost all that weight now, good for him.

anyone planning to watch his directorial debut "mid 90s"?
 
when you’re that rich and fat any lay is basically prostitution tbh
 
Mogs me physically, financially and status-wise.

Can we stop posting famous people as incels?
it's impossible for them to be incels.
 
Doesn't this Faggot have a girlfriend?
 
Jonah Hill's problem (if you could call it that, which i wouldn't given his status) is that he constantly chooses the most chaddiest chad actors possible to work alongside with.
he lost all that weight now, good for him.

anyone planning to watch his directorial debut "mid 90s"?
That movie looks like shit to me. Another colorless coming of age snooze fest with a presentation designed to cheaply reel in the most nostalgia prone group I've ever come across: "90s kids".
 
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Jonah Hill's problem (if you could call it that, which i wouldn't given his status) is that he constantly chooses the most chaddiest chad actors possible to work alongside with.

Yeah. Fuck Michael Cera the fucking CHAD
 
Yeah. Fuck Michael Cera the fucking CHAD
Nah dude. Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum and a lot of others. Even James Franco arguably. But I guess you were joking around so why even reply? Because I'm wired as shit on caffeine which I'm very sensitive to it's like coke to me.
 
Nah dude. Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum and a lot of others. Even James Franco arguably. But I guess you were joking around so why even reply? Because I'm wired as shit on caffeine which I'm very sensitive to it's like coke to me.
Yeah man I was just taking the piss, but Michael Cera is a fucking stud.

I’m watching a movie with Jonah Hill right now and he his with Russel Brand.
 
Yeah man I was just taking the piss, but Michael Cera is a fucking stud.

I’m watching a movie with Jonah Hill right now and he his with Russel Brand.
He's a fine looking young man as well.
 
Unless it was landwhale or sub4 pussy.
Cope.

  1. Jordan Klein (2009-2011) – Jonah Hill dated his high school girlfriend Jordan Klein from 2009 to October 2011. They went to Crossroads High School together.
  2. Ali Hoffman (2011-2012) – After separating from longtime girlfriend Jordan Klein, Jonah then started seeing Dustin Hoffman’s daughter Ali Hoffman in November 2011. Dustin discovered Hill when he was in high school and Hill is close to the Hoffman clan. He dated Ali until September 2012.
  3. Rita Ora (2012) – RUMOR
  4. Alana Haim – Singer Alana Haim and Jonah were first spotted together in 2012. They also exchanged flirty Twitter messages which further fueled the dating rumors. But, Jonah got uncomfortable with Alana’s touring and accused her of cheating on him which led to her ending the things with him.
  5. Isabelle McNally (2013-2014) – In September 2013, Jonah started dating actress Isabelle McNally. They split in the summer of 2014 after dating for more than 6 months.
    https://healthyceleb.com/jonah-hill-height-weight-body-statistics/26969
 
Fatcel = fakecel

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Cope.

  1. Jordan Klein (2009-2011) – Jonah Hill dated his high school girlfriend Jordan Klein from 2009 to October 2011. They went to Crossroads High School together.
  2. Ali Hoffman (2011-2012) – After separating from longtime girlfriend Jordan Klein, Jonah then started seeing Dustin Hoffman’s daughter Ali Hoffman in November 2011. Dustin discovered Hill when he was in high school and Hill is close to the Hoffman clan. He dated Ali until September 2012.
  3. Rita Ora (2012) – RUMOR
  4. Alana Haim – Singer Alana Haim and Jonah were first spotted together in 2012. They also exchanged flirty Twitter messages which further fueled the dating rumors. But, Jonah got uncomfortable with Alana’s touring and accused her of cheating on him which led to her ending the things with him.
  5. Isabelle McNally (2013-2014) – In September 2013, Jonah started dating actress Isabelle McNally. They split in the summer of 2014 after dating for more than 6 months.
    https://healthyceleb.com/jonah-hill-height-weight-body-statistics/26969
If he wasn't famous or rich do you think he could still get girls?
 
If he wasn't famous or rich do you think he could still get girls?
Don't know, don't care. You sait he only fucked for money or landwhales, both are false.
And now that he lost fat, he looks good.
 
Don't know, don't care. You sait he only fucked for money or landwhales, both are false.
And now that he lost fat, he looks good.
I still think if he wasn't rich but lost weight he would only be able to get landwhales at best.
 
Money and fame pretty much evens things out.
 
The french foid was absolutely ruthless to him.

So was Chad Pitt.
 
He's weathy and funny. He'll still slay like a muthafucker. It doesn't matter if hes a mutant midget. Money and power alone would get him his hole.
 
Cope.

  1. Jordan Klein (2009-2011) – Jonah Hill dated his high school girlfriend Jordan Klein from 2009 to October 2011. They went to Crossroads High School together.
  2. Ali Hoffman (2011-2012) – After separating from longtime girlfriend Jordan Klein, Jonah then started seeing Dustin Hoffman’s daughter Ali Hoffman in November 2011. Dustin discovered Hill when he was in high school and Hill is close to the Hoffman clan. He dated Ali until September 2012.
  3. Rita Ora (2012) – RUMOR
  4. Alana Haim – Singer Alana Haim and Jonah were first spotted together in 2012. They also exchanged flirty Twitter messages which further fueled the dating rumors. But, Jonah got uncomfortable with Alana’s touring and accused her of cheating on him which led to her ending the things with him.
  5. Isabelle McNally (2013-2014) – In September 2013, Jonah started dating actress Isabelle McNally. They split in the summer of 2014 after dating for more than 6 months.
    https://healthyceleb.com/jonah-hill-height-weight-body-statistics/26969

i knew it
but also all the relationships are very short, that's what happens when you have some flaw like manletism, even if you bravado your way in you still get thrown back out eventually
 
Lost weight since then and still looks like shit. It's all about those BONES underneath the fat.

Well yeah, he’s obviously got ugly bones too. But there is nothing a chick hates more han a fat dude.
 

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