And whoever idolizes him is one chromosome short of being an honorary cuckold.
> refuses to fuck the only hot female character in the game who was putting out for him all the while
> pretends to be unrealistically prude every time he’s around a prostitute, turns down her offer without even giving the players the option
> marries a sloppy second, builds her a house, and showers her with everything he has at his disposal, all for her to still not be satisfied
> gets himself needlessly involved in taco wars he had no business being a part of
But noooooooooooooooooooooo,
John is a good loyal husbando, a ruthless cold-blooded outlaw who would murder a thousand innocent civilians just to apprehend his evil misogynistic conservative hillbilly brothers in arm, and we all know outlaws in the early 1900s never slept with more than one woman at a time, of course. Abigail on the other hand has been ransacked and possibly bulldozed by 3000 men of all shapes before him, but that’s all in the past, sweaty. No one cares about that stuff!
Look at how much of an honorable man this John Martson guy is for not questioning Abby’s past, wifing her up at her lowest, and getting himself killed like a worthless canine all for his literal whore of a wife and queer bastard son.
Am I supposed to think this retard is somehow based and masculine?
Come on, guys, this is men written by leftists.
> refuses to fuck the only hot female character in the game who was putting out for him all the while
> pretends to be unrealistically prude every time he’s around a prostitute, turns down her offer without even giving the players the option
> marries a sloppy second, builds her a house, and showers her with everything he has at his disposal, all for her to still not be satisfied
> gets himself needlessly involved in taco wars he had no business being a part of
But noooooooooooooooooooooo,
John is a good loyal husbando, a ruthless cold-blooded outlaw who would murder a thousand innocent civilians just to apprehend his evil misogynistic conservative hillbilly brothers in arm, and we all know outlaws in the early 1900s never slept with more than one woman at a time, of course. Abigail on the other hand has been ransacked and possibly bulldozed by 3000 men of all shapes before him, but that’s all in the past, sweaty. No one cares about that stuff! Look at how much of an honorable man this John Martson guy is for not questioning Abby’s past, wifing her up at her lowest, and getting himself killed like a worthless canine all for his literal whore of a wife and queer bastard son.
Am I supposed to think this retard is somehow based and masculine?
Come on, guys, this is men written by leftists.
