JFL Thinking I Would Escape Inceldom Today

[LeagueEuW]

So 9/10 friend of mine asked me to come over to chill and watch Netflix. Naturally, the hopeful, naive but slowly diminishing part of me thinks she wants my d. Just fucking lol @ that. Netflix&chill != sex, if  you're incel. We legit lied on opposite sides of her laptop watching Netflix without ever touching.
And like the sheep I am I even nofapped for 4 days prior, in order to conjure up the magical mumbo jumbo attraction powers that the cult preaches. Sadly, and obviously,  all it did was to give me blue balls and sexual frustration.

Another highlight of the night was when she introduced me to her hot roommate. Inevitably, I stuttered like an aspie, trying to make small talk. You could see the disgust in her eyes and disbeleif that her roomate had Invited me. FeelsGoodMan.

Two lessons learned: first, nofap is a meme. Second, if a girl is 3 points higher than you, don't even try, shit even your lookmatch will never consider you.

 

[Deleted member 1627]

I bet she knows you wanted to fuck

 

[LeagueEuW]

I bet she knows you wanted to fuck

No doubt

 

[Deleted member 1627]

If she doesn't suck your cawk after a while of hanging out just give up

 

[BlackpilledTruecel]

you have a 9/10 female as a friend that hung out with you 1 on 1? verdict: FAKEcel

 

[Deleted member 1627]

you have a 9/10 female as a friend that hung out with you 1 on 1? verdict: FAKEcel

Females hang out with or use subhumans. Doesn't mean he's a fakecel

 

[LeagueEuW]

you have a 9/10 female as a friend that hung out with you 1 on 1? verdict: FAKEcel

Lol, we met in psych ward...long story

 

[gay_fag]

I bought a pack of condoms 3 years ago and I took it at every single event with females. It's normal to hope if there is none.

 

[BlackpilledTruecel]

Females hang out with or use subhumans. Doesn't mean he's a fakecel

No, that literally doesnt happen if you're subhuman

 

[flowerful]

get the fuck out of here fakecel faggot. mods ban this shit tier humble brag. This subhuman is either larping or literally mentally impaired

 

[Deleted member 1627]

No, that literally doesnt happen if you're subhuman

It does women need beta orbiters for free validation or backup

 

[BlackpilledTruecel]

It does women need beta orbiters for free validation or backup

not to the point they'd invite a subhuman over to hang out 1 on 1. also, OP said hes 3 points below the 9/10. so hes 6/10 fakecel

 

[Deleted member 60]

a 9/10? Either you can't rate for shit or this is a troll post. 9s do not hang out with incels.

 

[LeagueEuW]

not to the point they'd invite a subhuman over to hang out 1 on 1. also, OP said hes 3 points below the 9/10. so hes 6/10 fakecel

Still diagnosed mentalcel. I'd need to be 8+ to overcome my social deificiencies.

 

[blickpall]

Females hang out with or use subhumans. Doesn't mean he's a fakecel

No, that literally doesnt happen if you're subhuman

It does women need beta orbiters for free validation or backup

not to the point they'd invite a subhuman over to hang out 1 on 1. also, OP said hes 3 points below the 9/10. so hes 6/10 fakecel

Alright boys, pack it up, the one true voice of Incel Authority hath spoken.

 

[lostcel]

you shouldnt go on nofap before trying to get laid, and especially if you're losing your virginity, you will bust in the first 5 seconds

 

[LeagueEuW]

you shouldnt go on nofap before trying to get laid, and especially if you're losing your virginity, you will bust in the first 5 seconds

You're giving the girl no time for second thoughts if you come early.

 

[Framecel222]

Lol, sounds like she might've been down but you just sperged out. I would bet my life that you're not even ugly and you're just a mentalcel.

 

[LeagueEuW]

I would bet my life that you're not even ugly and you're just a mentalcel

Nothing gets past you, huh?

 

[Framecel222]

Nothing gets past you, huh?

You're just a dumbass who has NO CLUE what sexual dimorphism is and thinks she's gonna make the first move if she likes you at all because "Chico wouldn't have to make a move!"

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

You're just a dumbass who has NO CLUE what sexual dimorphism is

Whats your deal? Do you just start shit with people on here just for attention?

 

[LeagueEuW]

You're just a dumbass who has NO CLUE what sexual dimorphism is and thinks she's gonna make the first move if she likes you at all because "Chico wouldn't have to make a move!"

Nah, if I had any chance at all, I ruined it when I sperged out I front of her friend.

 

[lostcel]

you need to be more comfortable in these situations and more low inhib, this is good because the more times you fail the more desensitized u become to it, thats how u become low inhib, u have to not give a fuck about getting humiliated, keep doing what ur doing and u will slay

 

[blickpall]

Whats your deal?  Do you just start shit with people on here just for attention?

TBH he pretty much got called dumb/inattentive at best in a funny-ass way by OP so he might be a lil salty rn.

Inb4 not salty.

I still think you're funny Framecel, don't ever change.

 

[Framecel222]

Whats your deal?  Do you just start shit with people on here just for attention?

I call out copes where I see them. There's a lot of coping that goes on in this website and it can't go unquestioned. I'm not sure how that's related to wanting attention in any way whatsoever. 

And look at some of the other comments in here:

get the fuck out of here fakecel faggot. mods ban this shit tier humble brag. This subhuman is either larping or literally mentally impaired

you have a 9/10 female as a friend that hung out with you 1 on 1? verdict: FAKEcel

Multiple other people are saying the same thing as me yet somehow I crossed the line? Flowerful's comment has like 8 insults in it lol. 

I think it's pretty clear that you have a personal stake in this. If I hadn't disagreed with you earlier then you would not have written this comment.

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

Multiple other people are saying the same thing as me yet somehow I crossed the line? Flowerful's comment has like 8 insults in it lol. 

You do this all the time though. I'd know because I've seen your posts get reported quite a few times.

 

[Framecel222]

You do this all the time though.  I'd know because I've seen your posts get reported quite a few times.

Lol well people do the same thing to me all the time. Every thread I post has people insulting me and spamming the gif of me with the gun. 

Maybe I'm more confrontative than most people but your implication that I go out of my way to post inflammatory stuff in order to accrue responses is very off-base. I simply share how I feel.

 

[modus_coperandi]

You're just a dumbass who has NO CLUE what sexual dimorphism is and thinks she's gonna make the first move if she likes you at all because "Chico wouldn't have to make a move!"

Seems to be the case here. 


Having an avatar this autistic and writing like a maxed out sperglord your looks have to be REALLY decent to compensate. I can't even imagine a 9/10 girl (if your rating is accurate) that wants to spend time with me if it wasn't for some college group project.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

She gets off on torturing you

 

[LeagueEuW]

you need to be more comfortable in these situations and more low inhib, this is good because the more times you fail the more desensitized u become to it, thats how u become low inhib, u have to not give a fuck about getting humiliated, keep doing what ur doing and u will slay

Thanks for the encouragement buddy. So much salt in this post, kek.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

Why the fuck are you even friends with a femoid is beyond me.

 

[Framecel222]

Why the fuck are you even friends with a femoid is beyond me.

Female contact, even if it's platonic, is a requirement to maintain one's sanity.

 

[Zielony4]

I bought a pack of condoms 3 years ago and I took it at every single event with females. It's normal to hope if there is none.

I do it all the time unfortunately.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

Female contact, even if it's platonic, is a requirement to maintain one's sanity.

Well i must be batshit insane then, haven't spoken to a female for more than 5 secs in the last 2 years.

 

[AngelOfDisease]

you have a 9/10 female as a friend that hung out with you 1 on 1? verdict: FAKEcel

Been there a few times. Not proud. Maybe not 9/10 but high tier. If you are not a complete mentalcel there are uses for you. Things chad would not do. None of them involve sex or anything remotely related to that. Except for listening her sex stories while what is left of your heart agonizes, maybe.

 

[Red Shambhala]

Women consider~80% of men to be asexual, genderless beings who should be locked up for daring to have sexual desires at all. Your friend simply has so internalized feminism already that she didn't even CONSIDER that you might be a natural being with sexual and romantic desires. The more feminist ones are more feminist because they are aware of it and it makes them furious to realize that low-status men DARE to have a sexuality. The "non-feminist" ones are simply those who don't even think that these silly little creatures, men who aren't dominant high-status Chads, are also natural beings. It's like with the "good" slaveholders who, unlike the "bad" slaveholders, didn't whip and chain their slaves to heavily because they couldn't even imagine anymore that these silly little negroes might one day desire to be more than just 3rd-class citizens...

 

[Framecel222]

Well i must be batshit insane then, haven't spoken to a female for more than 5 secs in the last 2 years.

You probably are. That isn't healthy.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

So 9/10 friend of mine asked me to come over to chill and watch Netflix. 

well she did say come over to chill and watch netflix not NETFLIX and CHILL.

 

[Nothing2Lose]

If she invited you over to watch Netflix, she did want the D. You're supposed to make the move, femoids feel entitled to that. Why on Earth should they ever have to make the first move?!

OP is a mentalcel and fucking blew it. a 9/10 or even a 6/10 wouldn't dare even consider inviting a truecel into her home.

 

[blackcel]

Ya blew it.

 

[NekoStance]

Very weak game

probably would have a shot but autism

 

[normiesgunnurm]

why didn't you make a move you pussy, not like you had anything to lose

 

[VLÖ]

why didn't you make a move you pussy, not like you had anything to lose

Well a sexual assault allegation would probably make him lose.