Serious [JFL] Ok, so i got an opportunity that is just idk...

[RopeShow]

INB4 you're flexing/this is bragging etc... read the damn post first damnit, this is some fucked shit

So, through some networking and contact work, i managed to get an invite for an absolutely elististic high-society cream of the crop event taking place in this sort of mini-palace or something. This is a place where an incel would never be able to get into nor even have the right to be, yet i managed to get an invite. Now, thing is, i don't know jack shit about how to behave in this kind of events, what to wear, what to talk about etc... so i need some help on that, but that's not all, because here comes the biggest "fuck you" life has ever given me...

...in order to get in the event, i need a foid to acompany me

JFL FML right?

So yeah, i still want to go, since i'll probably never will have this kind of opportunity ever again, and also because i want to rub this on cucktears face, since they also would never be able to get in something like this. So, any suggestions boyos? I'm loosing sleep over this shit because the anxiety is just too fucking fucked >_>

 

[builderseed]

in order to get in the event, i need a foid to acompany me

what kind of bullshit rule is this

 

[RopeShow]

what kind of bullshit rule is this

Probably an old fart's dirty rich because of the oil industry kinda rule.

 

[builderseed]

how high-class are we talking here?

 

[RopeShow]

The place has this sort of vibe to it (not gonna post pictures of the actual place because i don't wanna risk doxxing myself before i pull this off).

 

[nekomimimodo]

Shit dude, that sounds like a nice opportunity.
Don't you have at least one female co-worker willing to accompany you? if you tell her that she will get to go to a fancy party she might agree

 

[RopeShow]

Shit dude, that sounds like a nice opportunity.
Don't you have at least one female co-worker willing to accompany you? if you tell her that she will get to go to a fancy party she might agree

i work in a pretty much male only company, the only foid there married my boss.

 

[builderseed]

any family members that could accompany you? sisters, cousins, etc

 

[RopeShow]

any family members that could accompany you? sisters, cousins, etc

Nope... i may have a shot with some foid i know from theatre class, but that's pretty much it. She may get scared tho, because she is dirt poor. I may be able to convince the staff to let me in even without company, since i'll be with the director and the other folks that got the invite, but the chance is slim...

 

[nekomimimodo]

Nope... i may have a shot with some foid i know from theatre class, but that's pretty much it. She may get scared tho, because she is dirt poor. I may be able to convince the staff to let me in even without company, since i'll be with the director and the other folks that got the invite, but the chance is slim...

I think you should try with any woman you can, I'm sure that if you tell her that she gets to go to a fancy party they will agree.
You could also try asking your male co-workers if they know any girl they can introduce you to go.

 

[RopeShow]

I think you should try with any woman you can, I'm sure that if you tell her that she gets to go to a fancy party they will agree.
You could also try asking your male co-workers if they know any girl they can introduce you to go.

Co-worker idea is good, will give it a try if the initial plan goes bunk, thanks bro.

 

[nekomimimodo]

Co-worker idea is good, will give it a try if the initial plan goes bunk, thanks bro.

Good luck man

 

[cucktearslol]

just wear a suit and get a clean haircut and you're good

 

[RopeShow]

just wear a suit and get a clean haircut and you're good

Yes that is in the works, need to get whiter teeth tho, mine are piss yellow right now...

 

[Michael15651]

how high-class are we talking here?

You ever watched the Purge TV show? The NFAA? That's what I'm thinking.

 

[builderseed]

You ever watched the Purge TV show? The NFAA? That's what I'm thinking.

i was thinking some senator level shit or maybe celebrities

 

[SirIncel]

You could buy an escort for the evening.
I mean a real escort, not a prostitute.

 

[StaroRavager]

...in order to get in the event, i need a foid to acompany me

It’s over boyo

 

[Mr Joyboy]

I'm calling bullshit.

 

[Kanakops]

what kind of bullshit rule is this

the same retarded rule at high school prom

 

[bakadesu]

You could buy an escort for the evening.
I mean a real escort, not a prostitute.

 

[RopeShow]

You could buy an escort for the evening.
I mean a real escort, not a prostitute.

Not an option, those are insanely expensive, not paying some thot in the thousands so she can enjoy a party, I'd rather stay home.