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>The female bites the scrutum of the male lion when the male is tired of copulation.
>A lioness can mate up to 20 to 40 times a day!


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The life problems of a chad: too many girls, not enough time :(
 
Sewers thread
 
Interesting, I didn't know that.
 
40 times a day? how the fuck do they do that?
 
Chads are going to post here in half of a decade from now. In 2025 Gigachad can only date landwhales, and Terachad is minimum to date an average Jane.
 
Male lions rarely hunt. The chad lions only live to eat, fuck and sleep. srs
but like, even if they fuck all day, how do they do it 40 times a day? like I'm just confused how they can fit 40 different sex sessions in one day.

and don't they sleep all day too? its not they're awake 16 hours a day like humans
 
but like, even if they fuck all day, how do they do it 40 times a day? like I'm just confused how they can fit 40 different sex sessions in one day.

and don't they sleep all day too? its not they're awake 16 hours a day like humans
Wild animals don't fuck like humans do, they nut faster. In the wild being a minute man is superior. One of the study in this thread i made actually addresses this (the second one).


 
Wild animals don't fuck like humans do, they nut faster. In the wild being a minute man is superior. One of the study in this thread i made actually addresses this (the second one).


ok makes much more sense then
 
ok makes much more sense then
Pretty sure it's rather new even in humans, the idea of having to last much longer and having to please the foid. Most men nutted and then left or did whatever else

Having to fuck for 1 hour is so much time and especially ENERGY/CALORIES wasted. Death sentence. And it puts you in a compromising position against predators
 
Pretty sure it's rather new even in humans, the idea of having to last much longer and having to please the foid. Most men nutted and then left or did whatever else

Having to fuck for 1 hour is so much time and especially ENERGY/CALORIES wasted. Death sentence. And it puts you in a compromising position against predators

good thread on the topic
 
"Ho no, I'm so tired that stacey wants to suck my balls."

Give me a break FAKECEL.
 
I have received hugs from female friends/acquaintances, but bear in mind I'm from southern Spain and people here is affectionate and hug like they were giving a handshake. Everyone hugs everyone, even guys. So nothing special actually.
Unnecessary comment
 

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