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JFL if you aren't Balwani-maxxing [currycels GTFIH]

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Theranos founder/CEO/Chief-scammer-officer Elizabeth Holmes is on trial for criminal fraud. Entered into evidence is her texts with co-conspirator curry CFO Sunny Balwani.

Holmes:
Elizabeth Holmes - Wikipedia


Balwani:
Coronavirus-linked setbacks spur trial delay for Theranos COO 'Sunny'  Balwani | Fox Business


Apparently they were having an affair and the prosecution found their steamy texts:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Text messages between Elizabeth Holmes and Sunny Balwani today at the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Theranos?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc^tfw">#Theranos</a> trial.<br><br>Holmes:<br>&quot;You are the breeze in desert for me.&quot;<br>&quot;My water.&quot;<br>&quot;And ocean.&quot;<br>&quot;Meant to be only together tiger.&quot;<br><br>Balwani: &quot;OK&quot;</p>&mdash; scott budman (@scottbudman) <a href="
View: https://twitter.com/scottbudman/status/1440715886197817353?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
">September 22, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Face it guys, curry = :chad:. Why aren't you guys CFO-maxxing??
 
Over for blockquotecels
 
Apparently they were having an affair and the prosecution found their steamy texts:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Text messages between Elizabeth Holmes and Sunny Balwani today at the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Theranos?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc^tfw">#Theranos</a> trial.<br><br>Holmes:<br>&quot;You are the breeze in desert for me.&quot;<br>&quot;My water.&quot;<br>&quot;And ocean.&quot;<br>&quot;Meant to be only together tiger.&quot;<br><br>Balwani: &quot;OK&quot;</p>&mdash; scott budman (@scottbudman) <a href="
:giga:
Damn just be currybot theory
 
Theranos founder/CEO/Chief-scammer-officer Elizabeth Holmes is on trial for criminal fraud. Entered into evidence is her texts with co-conspirator curry CFO Sunny Balwani.

Holmes:
Elizabeth Holmes - Wikipedia


Balwani:
Coronavirus-linked setbacks spur trial delay for Theranos COO 'Sunny'  Balwani | Fox Business


Apparently they were having an affair and the prosecution found their steamy texts:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Text messages between Elizabeth Holmes and Sunny Balwani today at the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Theranos?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc^tfw">#Theranos</a> trial.<br><br>Holmes:<br>&quot;You are the breeze in desert for me.&quot;<br>&quot;My water.&quot;<br>&quot;And ocean.&quot;<br>&quot;Meant to be only together tiger.&quot;<br><br>Balwani: &quot;OK&quot;</p>&mdash; scott budman (@scottbudman) <a href="
View: https://twitter.com/scottbudman/status/1440715886197817353?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
">September 22, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Face it guys, curry = :chad:. Why aren't you guys CFO-maxxing??

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no wonder Holmes was crazy jfl.
 
Chadpreet holding frame
 
hahahha:feelskek::feelskek:
JBC "ok" :feelskek:
 
This sounds like something she would say
 

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