JFL at semen retention in 2020

[ChinaCurry]

I saw some Manlet gymcel talking about semen retention or something so decided to give it a go, aiming for 30 days.
Then I got put in lockdown and can't leave my flat, am not even allowed to go to my office.
So everyone else in my position is going full on Coomer and Sharing porn links in group chat, while all I can do is snack like a fatcel, and try and fuck around with a 28kg kettlebell I happen to have here, which is too heavy to really do much with ffs

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Just learn to love yourself bro!

 

[Lookscel]

What's even the point of doing this?

 

[Deleted member 22999]

By semen retention do you mean eating your own cum

 

[Animecel2D]

How it feels to retain your semen for 5 years

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Spread corona with coom in public. (in Animal Crossing)

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Mogs me cuz 28 kg kettlebell

 

[Deleted member 22904]

I once did nofap for 60 days. Its a fucking meme

 

[HappilySingle]

Nofap is fucking stupid.

 

[Koruga]

Lol, I have never come to ejaculate and that has done nothing for me.

 

[Capable_Onion]

Why would I care about semen retention if I'm not having sex?

 

[ChinaCurry]

I once did nofap for 60 days. Its a fucking meme

What did you experience?
There was a YouTube video of some low tier normie and he did like 800 days of nofap and became a gigachad and he had girls approaching him but he didn't bang them because he was too focused on other shit by then and he had a company which he tried to make sound smart but I think it was basically cleaning cars or driveways or something and it started turning over millions of dollars when he did his nofap

 

[MentalistKebab]

"Semen retention" doesn't exist.

I am also doing nofap right now and I already had wet dreams where my body unintentionally relase my "Lİfe fOrcE"

 

[thebuddhacel]

Semen retention is legit.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Nofap is fucking stupid.

 

[ChinaCurry]

That sounds like the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard. Nofappers always make these mad claims but can never actually substantiate it. Saw some claiming no fap caused their jawline to literally change shape, doesn't even make sense as to why it would do that and they can never explain why stuff like that would happen, just expect you to blindly trust their anecdotes. Nofap has pretty much become the male equivalent of chakras, star signs and healing crystals.

All valid points, but if you try it for say 30 or 90 days, yours not gonna lose anything right?

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Nofap is fucking stupid.

 

[Deleted member 22904]

What did you experience?
There was a YouTube video of some low tier normie and he did like 800 days of nofap and became a gigachad and he had girls approaching him but he didn't bang them because he was too focused on other shit by then and he had a company which he tried to make sound smart but I think it was basically cleaning cars or driveways or something and it started turning over millions of dollars when he did his nofap

I hope you don't actually believe all that bs.
The first 1-2 weeks is kinda tough but then it gets easier. It has no benefits so why would you deprive yourself of one of your few dopameme sources. It's useless if you're incel.
I heard that your body releases pheromones when you dont masturbate which attracts women JFL mega cope. You just become hornier and misinterpret signals therefore you think woman are more interested in you.
To summarize, you won't get foids, you won't make more money and you'll just carry on with your miserable existence.

 

[bait____]

Mogs me cuz 28 kg kettlebell

 

[Deleted member 19236]

Semen retention is legit.

 

[bait____]

NoFap is ok but don't expect much out of it.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Semen retention is legit, you become energymaxxed and motivationmaxxed. But it will NOT turn you into a slayer.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Semen retention is legit, you become energymaxxed and motivationmaxxed. But it will NOT turn you into a slayer.

This pretty much

 

[ChinaCurry]

Semen retention is legit, you become energymaxxed and motivationmaxxed. But it will NOT turn you into a slayer.

Not trying to turn into a slayer from it, just trying to be more focused

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Not trying to turn into a slayer from it, just trying to be more focused

Then do semen retention. It really works. Music also sounds a lot better.

 

[Speedloader]

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How it feels to retain your semen for 5 years

Lol where is it from

 

[Animecel2D]

Lol where is it from

Pic of me when I did Nofap.

Spoiler: Actual answer

I don’t know tbh

 

[Speedloader]

Pic of me when I did Nofap.

Spoiler: Actual answer

I don’t know tbh

Sad shit man

 

[Deleted member 6657]

fuck around with a 28kg kettlebell I happen to have here, which is too heavy to really do much with ffs

Look up how to do a kettlebell swing. Use both your arms.

 

[micropenis29]

Nofap = low enough T that you can go a long time without sexual release

It's like someone who lives a block from his job saying, "I'm gonna walk instead of drive to work for the next 2 months! It's gonna be a real challenge!"

 

[legocelkhv]

Nofap+wizardry= powers uncomprehendable by normal man

 

[To_Live_is to_Serve]

Spread corona with coom in public. (in Animal Crossing)

LMAO

 

[slovakCel]

What did you experience?
There was a YouTube video of some low tier normie and he did like 800 days of nofap and became a gigachad and he had girls approaching him but he didn't bang them because he was too focused on other shit by then and he had a company which he tried to make sound smart but I think it was basically cleaning cars or driveways or something and it started turning over millions of dollars when he did his nofap

How retarded are you? You think you can go from incel to normie or normie to chad by not touching your cock for x days? TEEHEE If I don't coom for 10 years I'll be the next Jeff Bezos

 

[Saddam]

Been both a teenager and a finasteride user. Fapping frequency has no fucking effect on your life whatsoever. Next.

 

[Yerberito]

Lol, I have never come to ejaculate and that has done nothing for me.

Ded srs ?