What's up, inkels? I'm what y'all would call a Chad! My wife used to ignore me throughout all of high school, got nailed by all of my bullies, and even cheered them on as they shoved me into my own locker, but the past is the past and she truly loves me now that we're all grown up and I'm making six figures! I'm currently helping raise her ex-boyfriend's spawn, and we even have one baby together! Her skin is a little dark and she has curly hair, but my wife said that her great-grandma was black, so that explains it!
One of my former bullies is now my next-door neighbor! He comes over all the time to help fix up our bedroom! He's such a helpful guy that sometimes I hear my wife moaning in appreciation!
Right now, I've just taken my suppository soypills and I'm downstairs playing Nintendo Switch while checking my Twitter and Reddit! It really is nice hearing how happy my wife is upstairs - as judged by her loud moans - my neighbor must be doing a really good job!
My wife is still as hot as she was in high school, thanks for asking! Yeah, her weight skyrocketed, her skin is badly sun-damaged, and it looks like rotten roadkill in between her legs, but hey, she's my soulmate, and I still get starfish PIV sex (with two condoms) once every three months!
I'm going to bed now, but I want y'all inkels to know that your toxic bigoted mindsets are what's keeping you from experiencing the true happiness that me and my wife have together! Isn't that right, honey? … brap … Oh, was that a fart from her wrinkled anus? Wonderful! Delicious! I'm gonna love spending the rest of my 20s and 30s with this sexy old lady!
