Mickeyonacid
I'm killing myself on 1/25/2019. Hold me to this.
★★★★
- Joined
- Jul 8, 2018
- Posts
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She's sucking Tyrone's BBC right now, doesn't consider oral sex to be sex (like all women do), and will tell you she's a virgin without even believing she's lying.
Oh, and she'll nevermarry notice you unless you're physically attractive. If God calls her to Chad, it must definitely not be because of looks alone.
Oh, and she'll never