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JFL at incels thinking they have it worse than me

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Ive been lurking for a while and decided to finally Post. I am probably a mid-tier normie. im white, 6 feet tall, 7+ inch dick, with a large muscular mesomorphic 190lb frame.  have had plenty of sex (regular + escortceling) and have had girls tell me im good looking, do all sorts of shit for me, etc.

so what the fuck am i doing here? well life played the cruelest joke EVER on me. I think i have some sort of fucking collagen/zinc deficiency which has given me stretch marks literally EVERYWHERE. my back is like 40% covered with them. i even have some on the back of my knees LOL. arm pits front and back, hips, inner thighs, ass cheeks, etc. im surprised i dont have them on my fucking face

some are white, some are purple and textured. ive searched google for years and have hardly found a worse case than mine. most complainers are just gymcels who got a few on their biceps, or fat roasties who have some on their droopy tits. Ive never been fat or out of shape in my entire life. never took steroids or anything. im totally "normal" by all accounts, yet im still covered in them. this disorder has crippled me and turned me into a raging incel over the years, hence why im here. when wearing clothes, i am a mid tier normie. but i can only have sex with the lights off, i must avoid back massages, and i can only send cherry picked selfies to trick roasties into thinking im "hot" LOL. curse the day if a girl ever saw what my real body looks like.

believe me, this is not a pleasant existence. you may think it is because i receive lots of attention from femoids, but to come this close to normiehood yet still be so far is the worst thing ever. sometimes i wish i was a full blown 5'4 ricecel or currycel so that girls would just never even bother with me. having to live a fake/falsified life isnt as fun as it sounds.

list of treatments ive tried to remedy the situation are:

-laser removal surgery (JFL @ paying $500 per treatment to have 0 improvement)
-derma-needling (JFL @ stabbing yourself with 1000s of tiny pin holes which is excruciating. i would literally LOL at mexican cartel torture methods)
-topical creams such as bio oil/vitamin E (lol at spending boatloads of money on bottles of lotion to give yourself a placebo effect)

the list goes on. NOTHING works. brutal stretchpill for any fellow stretchcels reading this - they are PERMANENT. dont even waste your fucking time or money.

im going to try and get some of them covered with tattoos in the near future. my armpits and hips can probably be covered, but my back and inner thighs are fucked. maybe ill make a thread showing before and after pictures when i do. or maybe ill just rope in the near future and not even bother lol. Why the fuck do i even exist???? i swear if the movie face-off was real, i would transfer my shitty skin to any 5'3 ethnicels who were willing to trade. id rather be you
 
Lots of attention as a mid-tier normie? What the actual fuck?
 
LOL this post really irritates me. Atleast you have had sex, at least you know what it is like to be desired by women and live a normal sex life and the validation that comes with it. You haven't been forced to live your life with the excruciating pain of rejection and involuntary celibacy. Don't lie and say you would trade to be a 5 foot 4 currycel who would not be able to experience a tenth of what you have in life
 
Cry me a river faggot.
 
Also LOL at a normie who says he has it worse than incels
 

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