Jesus was probably Nordic looking

[Nordicel94]

Imagine being God and creating the perfect, sinless man who would lead the masses out of darkness. Would he not be clever enough to give Jesus the appearance that is the most striking and thus the most persuasive? If Jesus were a swarthy 5'2 man, less people would have believed in him and followed him. It makes no sense when people try to paint Jesus as an average Jew from the time. I'm not saying he had blonde hair but probably blue eyes, Nordic features and brown hair.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

I don't think Jesus was real but if he was i think he was just a trickster or magician who had a friend group lie to people for him to hype up his clout

 

[kretschmer]

no. he was a hook nosed shit skinned semite. as a white man I don't want any claim to that fithy semitic deity. he belongs to the arabs and jews and they can keep him.

 

[Kevin2]

Imagine being God and creating the perfect, sinless man who would lead the masses out of darkness. Would he not be clever enough to give Jesus the appearance that is the most striking and thus the most persuasive? If Jesus were a swarthy 5'2 man, less people would have believed in him and followed him. It makes no sense when people try to paint Jesus as an average Jew from the time. I'm not saying he had blonde hair but probably blue eyes, Nordic features and brown hair.

Dumbass he was Aramaic

 

[PLA1092]

I'm guessing he would have been at least a HTN or above; can you imagine a 5'3, curry-phenotyped, recessed subhuman leading such a large group of people to accept his beliefs?

Simply look at how the majority of the Christian world, especially foids, imagine their eternal saviour...

He may have been crucified instantly by the next group of wayward Chaddams and foids he encountered!

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

Jesus was a 7'4 blond blue-eyed hyperborean übermensch. He was the first champion of the Aryan race and they killed him just like they killed Hitler

 

[Mecoja]

He could had lighter features since jews are not so dark, but I don't see the connection to Nordics.

 

[Betrayed]

I don't think Jesus was real but if he was i think he was just a trickster or magician who had a friend group lie to people for him to hype up his clout

Even atheists and muslims confirm he was real, its just debated whether he was "gods son"

 

[lifefuel]

"
[H]is hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace

"

Any sane person knows Yahawashi was black. There's only one people who have "hair like wool".

 

[Asgard]

Muhammad was born in Niger.

 

[Asgard]

Muhammad was born in Niger.

 

[Asgard]

I don't think Jesus was real but if he was i think he was just a trickster or magician who had a friend group lie to people for him to hype up his clout

So wizard theory is probably real...

 

[Kevin2]

I'm guessing he would have been at least a HTN or above; can you imagine a 5'3, curry-phenotyped, recessed subhuman leading such a large group of people to accept his beliefs?

Simply look at how the majority of the Christian world, especially foids, imagine their eternal saviour...

He may have been crucified instantly by the next group of wayward Chaddams and foids he encountered!

No, in the Bible it says he was modest-looking (hinting he was unattractive)

 

[PLA1092]

No, in the Bible it says he was modest-looking (hinting he was unattractive)

Virtue signaling, perhaps; to many his apparent God-imbued magic may have even given them the impression that he was a mogger.

 

[Kevin2]

I'm guessing he would have been at least a HTN or above; can you imagine a 5'3, curry-phenotyped, recessed subhuman leading such a large group of people to accept his beliefs?

Simply look at how the majority of the Christian world, especially foids, imagine their eternal saviour...

He may have been crucified instantly by the next group of wayward Chaddams and foids he encountered!

Christian foid dumbasses don't know he was actually ugly

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

no. he was a hook nosed shit skinned semite. as a white man I don't want any claim to that fithy semitic deity. he belongs to the arabs and jews and they can keep him.

Based

 

[Nordicel94]

No, in the Bible it says he was modest-looking (hinting he was unattractive)

I think the "modest" here rather alludes to his clothing and grooming. He didn't dress like a king. It is very important that Jesus came from humble beginnings.

 

[based zoomer]

less people would have believed in him and followed him

What are miracles?

 

[Snhook]

Bible describes him as typical looking

 

[Broly]

He wasn’t some blonde hair blue eyed looking Swede, Dane or Norwegian however he likely wasn’t a brown skin uggo. He most likely looked like an indo Aryan with dark hair and light brown eyes or maybe even blue/green and tanned white skin since he lived in a warm area.