Jesus was a truecel

[Kevin Logan]

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"As quoted by Eisler,[26]:393–394,414–415 both Hierosolymitanus and John of Damascus claim that "the Jew Josephus" described Jesus as having had connate eyebrows with googly eyes and being long-faced, crooked and well-grown. In a letter of certain bishops to the Emperor Theophilus, Jesus's height is described as 3 cubits (four foot six), which was also the opinion of Ephrem Syrus (320–379 AD): "God took human form and appeared in the form of three human ells (cubits); he came down to us small of stature." Theodore of Mopsuestia likewise claimed that the appearance of Christ was smaller than that of the children of Jacob (Israel). In the apocryphal Lentulus letter, Jesus is described as having had a reddish complexion, matching Muslim traditions in this respect. Jesus's prediction that he would be taunted "Physician, heal yourself"[31] may suggest that Jesus was indeed physically deformed ("crooked" or hunch-backed), as claimed in the early Christian texts listed above. Justin Martyr, Tertullian, and Ambrose considered lack of physical attractiveness in Jesus as fulfilling the messianic prophecy Suffering Servant narrative of Isaiah 53.[32]"


This part is very interesting: lack of physical attractiveness in Jesus as fulfilling the messianic prophecy

Those ancients already knew it about the Blackpill. They knew it that tall chads are treated with respect, while ugly manlets are treated like garbage. Also, the fact that Jesus was short, shows that God knows that short men came in the world to suffer.

The oldest surviving Christ Pantocrator icon, sixth century, Saint Catherine's Monastery, Egypt. Notice the googly eyes

 

[Moroccancel]

Praise be to you, Lord Jesus.

 

[light]

Praise be to you, Lord Jesus.

 

[light]

@HONKLER 4 CHRIST

 

[Darth Aries]

This plus he was a lifelong virgin

 

[littlemanhikicel]

Fucking brutal

 

[forteanSocietySpy]

Elijah was a baldcel who summoned bears to kill the 42 children that made fun of him. Read

2 Kings 2:23-25​

 

[Diddy]

The biggest blackpill in Christianity is turning Jesus from a 5'5 brown subhuman to an Aryan Chad, since that would be only way to garner followers.

 

[Jud Pottah]

Elijah was a baldcel who summoned bears to kill the 42 children that made fun of him. Read

2 Kings 2:23-25​

this is amazing. Better than the talking Snake.

 

[Jud Pottah]

The biggest blackpill in Christianity is turning Jesus from a 5'5 brown subhuman to an Aryan Chad, since that would be only way to garner followers.

Dragon Ball Z territory

 

[Friezacel]

Elijah was a baldcel who summoned bears to kill the 42 children that made fun of him. Read

2 Kings 2:23-25​

Id actually read the full bible if there was a version with incel lingo

 

[coping_manlet]

Jesus was a chad that forgave prostitutes and had lots of sex. He deserved the crucifix. Praise the anti christ!!

 

[Old Ironsides]

INRI

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

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"As quoted by Eisler,[26]:393–394,414–415 both Hierosolymitanus and John of Damascus claim that "the Jew Josephus" described Jesus as having had connate eyebrows with googly eyes and being long-faced, crooked and well-grown. In a letter of certain bishops to the Emperor Theophilus, Jesus's height is described as 3 cubits (four foot six), which was also the opinion of Ephrem Syrus (320–379 AD): "God took human form and appeared in the form of three human ells (cubits); he came down to us small of stature." Theodore of Mopsuestia likewise claimed that the appearance of Christ was smaller than that of the children of Jacob (Israel). In the apocryphal Lentulus letter, Jesus is described as having had a reddish complexion, matching Muslim traditions in this respect. Jesus's prediction that he would be taunted "Physician, heal yourself"[31] may suggest that Jesus was indeed physically deformed ("crooked" or hunch-backed), as claimed in the early Christian texts listed above. Justin Martyr, Tertullian, and Ambrose considered lack of physical attractiveness in Jesus as fulfilling the messianic prophecy Suffering Servant narrative of Isaiah 53.[32]"


This part is very interesting: lack of physical attractiveness in Jesus as fulfilling the messianic prophecy

Those ancients already knew it about the Blackpill. They knew it that tall chads are treated with respect, while ugly manlets are treated like garbage. Also, the fact that Jesus was short, shows that God knows that short men came in the world to suffer.


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The oldest surviving Christ Pantocrator icon, sixth century, Saint Catherine's Monastery, Egypt. Notice the googly eyes

Holy shit its Kevin Logan

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

This plus he was a lifelong virgin

That's a myth. Most likely he slept with Mary Magdalena and had kids.

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

Elijah was a baldcel who summoned bears to kill the 42 children that made fun of him. Read

2 Kings 2:23-25​

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

Jesus was a chad that forgave prostitutes and had lots of sex. He deserved the crucifix. Praise the anti christ!!

t. broke every 10 commandment like the rest of us

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

That's a myth. Most likely he slept with Mary Magdalena and had kids.

Not biblical

 

[Jud Pottah]

Jesus was a chad that forgave prostitutes and had lots of sex. He deserved the crucifix. Praise the anti christ!!

 

[Kevin Logan]

That's a myth. Most likely he slept with Mary Magdalena and had kids.

Fucking bullshit

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

Not biblical

Who decides what's biblical and what isn't? Ah yeah I remember: a pedo retard who gets elected by his richfag pedo buddies.

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

Fucking bullshit

Soyout

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

Ah yeah I remember: a pedo retard who gets elected by his richfag pedo buddies.

What?

Who decides what's biblical and what isn't?

Whatever is written in the bible


For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book: If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book.

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

For he grew up before him like a young plant, and like a root out of dry ground; he had no form or majesty that we should look at him, and no beauty that we should desire him. - Book of Isaiah, Chapter 53, Verse 2

 

[Grodd]

Wasn't even real

 

[Jud Pottah]

Wasn't even real

But this IS;

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[Logic55]

Jesus wasn't the son of God. He was larping as the Messiah and got killed by the Jews and Romans for it

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

jesus was a communist jesus was a pacifist jesus was a communist jesus didn't like the rich

 

[B33troot]

Muslim tradition describes Jesus as being of moderate height and with a "broad chest", which indicates he was well built, i.e., muscular.

 

[Runt171]

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"As quoted by Eisler,[26]:393–394,414–415 both Hierosolymitanus and John of Damascus claim that "the Jew Josephus" described Jesus as having had connate eyebrows with googly eyes and being long-faced, crooked and well-grown. In a letter of certain bishops to the Emperor Theophilus, Jesus's height is described as 3 cubits (four foot six), which was also the opinion of Ephrem Syrus (320–379 AD): "God took human form and appeared in the form of three human ells (cubits); he came down to us small of stature." Theodore of Mopsuestia likewise claimed that the appearance of Christ was smaller than that of the children of Jacob (Israel). In the apocryphal Lentulus letter, Jesus is described as having had a reddish complexion, matching Muslim traditions in this respect. Jesus's prediction that he would be taunted "Physician, heal yourself"[31] may suggest that Jesus was indeed physically deformed ("crooked" or hunch-backed), as claimed in the early Christian texts listed above. Justin Martyr, Tertullian, and Ambrose considered lack of physical attractiveness in Jesus as fulfilling the messianic prophecy Suffering Servant narrative of Isaiah 53.[32]"


This part is very interesting: lack of physical attractiveness in Jesus as fulfilling the messianic prophecy

Those ancients already knew it about the Blackpill. They knew it that tall chads are treated with respect, while ugly manlets are treated like garbage. Also, the fact that Jesus was short, shows that God knows that short men came in the world to suffer.


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The oldest surviving Christ Pantocrator icon, sixth century, Saint Catherine's Monastery, Egypt. Notice the googly eyes

Maybe I am the next coming of jesus

I need to grow my hair

 

[Runt171]

Praise be to you, Lord Jesus.

Thank you my son

 

[Runt171]

Id actually read the full bible if there was a version with incel lingo

Someone here should rewrite it

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

All the Christian foids would immediately become disbelievers if Jesus returned and he was below 5 feet.

 

[RandomGuy]

Muh heebs are real.


View: https://youtu.be/ljnEbW1Yi4o?si=voo_okmnEvzpfuJc

 

[TheJester]

Original Jesus

VS

Modern Jesus

 

[RandomGuy]

All the Christian foids would immediately become disbelievers if Jesus returned and he was below 5 feet.

View: https://youtu.be/lThi-oOK2rU?si=U5p0PRZfQtzE9KkG

 

[Eternalifeofdoom]

Jesus was a prophet nothing more. peace be upon him.

Muslim tradition describes Jesus as being of moderate height and with a "broad chest", which indicates he was well built, i.e., muscular.

 

[DarkStar]

Quit simping over a dead Jew on a stick

 

[despisedpaul]

Jewish propaganda:

Real Jesus:

 

[despisedpaul]

Jesus was a volcel because he knew he had more important things to do than fuck women who would crucify him if they got the chance

 

[despisedpaul]

Jesus was a prophet nothing more. peace be upon him.

According to a pedophile who came 500 years later yes. I'm more inclined to trust the people who lived in Jesus's time