LifeFuel Jesus was a curry looking sandnigger and street-shitting is a direct commandment from Bible, therefore it's a form of prayer.

[chudur-budur]

It's Christmas. So I was thinking instead of wasting my limited time of this incel life on earth over some pagan and materialistic shit, I was perusing through some verses from the Holy Bible:

"You shall have a place outside the camp, and you shall go out to it. And you shall have a trowel with your tools, and when you sit down outside, you shall dig a hole with it and turn back and cover up your excrement. Because the Lord your God walks in the midst of your camp, to deliver you and to give up your enemies before you, therefore your camp must be holy, so that he may not see anything indecent among you and turn away from you."

-- Deuteronomy 23:12-14

Now if we watch this docu:

These scenes come up as the direct enactment of the above verses from Deuteronomy.

1. Camp:

2. Sit down outside:

3. Out side the camp:

4. Dig a hole:

Now you might say, the verse was talking about some "state-of-war" (Dar-al-harb) situation. Well, for us incels, every fucking day is freaking "Dar-al-harb". If you are not shitting like how Bible says, you are doing it wrong. End of story.

Now, let's come to the sandnigger part. Do you think Jesus looked like this?

If yes, then you are a fucking moron.

Jesus was a Palestinian Jew. More specifically, some half-Arab-half-Palestinian Jew. Neither his mother nor his father was white. Well, he did not speak Arabic because Arabic was not there yet, he used to speak Aramaic (a.k.a. archaic Arabic), because all the fuckers in that time and place used to speak Aramaic. Okay, now what is the word for "God" in Aramaic? Yup, it's "Al-Elah" or "El-Elah". So he basically used to call his God as "Al-elah" or "Allah".

So how did he look like? Yes, he looked like a typical Aramaic speaking Palestinian:

Can you see it? He looked like a curry-sandnigger hybrid. There are many sandniggers who look like northern curries. As with Deuteronomy, he was a street-shitter too. So basically we are celebrating the birthday of "a curry looking street-shitting sandnigger Jew who used to call his god Allah".

Sorry stormfronters, for ruining your festive mood. Looks like you need to revert back to Odin worshiping. How on fucking earth you are gonna live your life worshiping some "a curry looking street-shitting sandnigger Jew who used to call his god Allah". If I were a stormfronter, I could never do that.



Disclaimer: No, you are wrong, I'm not a fucking Muslim. Goddammit.

 

[catfishman23]

and ill put all my money on that aliens do exist

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

The entire indian subcontinent might be made of sedimented feces at this point.

 

[chudur-budur]

and ill put all my money on that aliens do exist

I don't understand, what do you mean?

The entire indian subcontinent might be made of sedimented feces at this point.

After 4 million years all those shit will become fossil fuel. You need to think about your future boyo.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

WE

 

[catfishman23]

I don't understand, what do you mean?

well if jesus looked like what you have said, well the whole religious point of view about god and jesus was a fabricated lie.

why paint a picture of jesus looking like a god damn chad.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

After 4 million years all those shit will become fossil fuel. You need to think about your future boyo.

In 4 million years fossil fuel won't even be used anymore, wether we'll all be dead, or we will find another more productive source of energy.

 

[chudur-budur]

well if jesus looked like what you have said, well the whole religious point of view about god and jesus was a fabricated lie.

why paint a picture of jesus looking like a god damn chad.

Actually there was no picture of Jesus at the first place, every culture drew him in their own way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_appearance_of_Jesus

In 4 million years fossil fuel won't even be used anymore, wether we'll all be dead, or we will find another more productive source of energy.

Your sense of humor is completely destroyed, looks like you spend too much time on reddit.

 

[catfishman23]

Actually there was no picture of Jesus at the first place, every culture drew him in their way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_appearance_of_Jesus


Your sense of humor is completely destroyed, looks like you spend too much time on reddit.

well i guess god never existed since you pointed out jesus worshipped allah

 

[chudur-budur]

well i guess god never existed since you pointed out jesus worshipped allah

Allah is Arabic/Aramaic name for God in the Bible. God is English/Germanic, Jesus neither speak English nor Germanic nor Latin. When Bible is translated into European languages, they changed it to "God". So that European pagan people can understand what does it mean.

 

[catfishman23]

Allah is Arabic/Aramaic name for God in the Bible. God is English/Germanic, Jesus neither speak English nor Germanic nor Latin.

no shit, what im saying there are many interpretations regarding god, jesus, and the bible.

which many religions have a different view.

so therefore if so many different religious interpretations of this god/jesus then that shows none of it makes sense.

 

[chudur-budur]

no shit, what im saying there are many interpretations regarding god, jesus, and the bible.

which many religions have a different view.

so therefore if so many different religious interpretations of this god/jesus then that shows none of it makes sense.

All religions are bs anyway.

But calling God as Al-Elah or YHWH does not necessarily invalidate the christian doctrine. Rather calling God as "God" is more pagan, since the word "God" came from the Germanic pagan deity "Gott". Early missionaries used this word so that they can convince local people to Christianity, if they used "Al-Elah" or "YHWH" european pagan people won't take Christianity seriously.

 

[cucktearslol]

islam is the true religion, jesus prayed to Allah

 

[catfishman23]

All religions are bs anyway.

But calling God as Al-Elah or YHWH does not necessarily invalidate the christian doctrine. Rather calling God as "God" is more pagan, since the word "God" came from the Germanic pagan deity "Gott". Early missionaries used this word so that they can convince local people to Christianity, if they used "Al-Elah" or "YHWH" european pagan people won't take Christianity seriously.

ok then where is proof that there is a god if different religions have a different story

 

[chudur-budur]

islam is the true religion, jesus prayed to Allah

I am not muslim you fucking moron.

Allah is the Aramaic name of God in the Torah.

Calling God as Al-Elah or YHWH does not necessarily invalidate the christian doctrine. Rather calling God as "God" is more pagan, since the word "God" came from the Germanic pagan deity "Gott". Early missionaries used this word so that they can convince local people to Christianity, if they used "Al-Elah" or "YHWH" european pagan people won't take Christianity seriously.

ok then where is proof that there is a god if different religions have a different story

No there is no proof of existence of God, it's all about belief.

 

[Weston404]

Sorry stormfronters, for ruining your festive mood. Looks like you need to revert back to Odin worshiping.

Stormfronters worship their white whore Angloskank.

 

[Not_Important]

Fandom Jesus: expects you to get married and have kids, cares about sports, Chad, beloved by all

Canon Jesus: persecuted for not being a normie, abandoned and betrayed by fake friends, orbited a prostitute (biblical era e-girl) never had a gf, died a virgin

 

[Inceldo]

OP is very toxic

 

[Involuntarily]

Actually there was no picture of Jesus at the first place, every culture drew him in their own way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_appearance_of_Jesus


Your sense of humor is completely destroyed, looks like you spend too much time on reddit.

High IQ post OP. Thank you for not being a bitch and calling it as it is. Blackcel meme needs to stop. We need to call it as it is and not be retarded leftists. Jesus was a sandnigger who wanted peace, stormfags love cuckstianity but they refuse the face Jesus was a sandnigger.

OP is very toxic

Low IQ butthurt.

 

[Inceldo]

High IQ post OP. Thank you for not being a bitch and calling it as it is.

Low IQ butthurt.

Still crying after i destroyed you the other day. Keep those tears coming little boy

 

[Involuntarily]

@Inceldo is toxic
Repost the thread, you know you got rekt

 

[Subhumanism]

Rather calling God as "God" is more pagan, since the word "God" came from the Germanic pagan deity "Gott".

FYI:

The Proto-Germanic meaning of *ǥuđán and its etymology is uncertain. It is generally agreed that it derives from a Proto-Indo-European neuter passive perfect participle *ǵʰu-tó-m. This is similar to Persian word for God, Khudan. This form within (late) Proto-Indo-European itself was possibly ambiguous, and thought to derive from a root *ǵʰeu̯- "to pour, libate" (Sanskrit huta, see hotṛ), or from a root *ǵʰau̯- (*ǵʰeu̯h2-) "to call, to invoke" (Sanskrit hūta). Sanskrit hutá = "having been sacrificed", from the verb root hu = "sacrifice", but a slight shift in translation gives the meaning "one to whom sacrifices are made."

The (post-bronze age) pagans of Europe were practicing different variations of the Indo-European religion just as the Zoroastrians and Hindus of Iran and India still do to this day (with various local influences/developments). Christianity was directly influenced by Zoroastrianism (in which concepts like Heaven/Hell/Last Judgement originated) and Islam likewise borrowed these concepts from the Christian tradition (again with local influences like the Kaaba cult which predates Mohammed).

 

[Insomniac]

toxic

 

[chudur-budur]

Stormfronters worship their white whore Angloskank.

Legit.

Canon Jesus: persecuted for not being a normie, abandoned and betrayed by fake friends, orbited a prostitute (biblical era e-girl) never had a gf, died a virgin

I genuinely hope he shagged that whore, dying as an adult virgin is too fucked up. That's why I always recommend morons here to see escorts, or at least get some good wank from an Asian massage parlor.

stormfags love cuckstianity but they refuse the face Jesus was a sandnigger.

Yea I don't understand what on fucking earth Christianity has to do with Europe and white people? Stormfronters should follow their original Norse religion, not some imported shit from the middle east. Jesus.

The (post-bronze age) pagans of Europe were practicing different variations of the Indo-European religion just as the Zoroastrians and Hindus of Iran and India still do to this day (with various local influences/developments). Christianity was directly influenced by Zoroastrianism (in which concepts like Heaven/Hell/Last Judgement originated) and Islam likewise borrowed these concepts from the Christian tradition (again with local influences like the Kaaba cult which predates Mohammed).

Good to know that you know these shit boyo. I would say Christianity is heavily influenced by Judaism, not specifically by Zoroastrianism, but Islam is. The whole Kaaba and cubical temple thing is a Zoroastrian culture.

And yes, Norse and Slavic religion is an off-shoot of proto-Indo-European religions. Heck, even some stuffs in Nordic religions still use Sanskrit terms and symbolism.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ašvieniai

Looks like It's really over for stromfrontcels. There is basically no religion left for them to follow.

 

[Weston404]

And yes, Norse and Slavic religion is an off-shoot of proto-Indo-European religions. Heck, even some stuffs in Nordic religions still use Sanskrit terms and symbolism.

German words are very similar to Sanskrit, and the Nazis even stole the Indian peace symbol and turned it into a Jewish hate crime. I would be a millionaire if I counted the # of times someone from India was scolded or even had police sent on them for uploading a peace symbol on their social media.

 

[chudur-budur]

German words are very similar to Sanskrit, and the Nazis even stole the Indian peace symbol and turned it into a Jewish hate crime. I would be a millionaire if I counted the # of times someone from India was scolded or even had police sent on them for uploading a peace symbol on their social media.

Yup, they even didn't change it's original Sanskrit name, they still call it "Swastika" (स्वस्तिक), LMAO.

 

[Weston404]

However to my mind the root cause of this similarity is not because European sprache spread across the globe towards the East along with Aryans (the theory has now been established as a bunkum except being tenaciously held by some racists and Marxists), but rather Sanskrit spread towards Europe which was at that point of time a mainly barabarian regime devoid of any capability of constructing a civilized form of language. Sanskrit was probably then as popular as English is today and thus early Europeans eagerly and zealously adopted the syntax as their base.
https://jabdakhata.blogspot.com/2011/02/similarities-between-german-and.html

 

[Involuntarily]

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[chudur-budur]

However to my mind the root cause of this similarity is not because European sprache spread across the globe towards the East along with Aryans

If anyone believes Sanskrit came from Europe is a complete retard beyond repair.

Sanskrit and proto-Indo-European culture started from the middle east, more specifically from Syria.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitanni-Aryan

Yes, Sanskrit used to be language of Syria and Iraq. After that something happened and they divided two factions, one moved towards curryland and other part went to crackerland.

 

[Emergency Manual]

Fandom Jesus: expects you to get married and have kids, cares about sports, Chad, beloved by all

Canon Jesus: persecuted for not being a normie, abandoned and betrayed by fake friends, orbited a prostitute (biblical era e-girl) never had a gf, died a virgin

8 Jesus replied, “Moses permitted you to divorce your wives because your hearts were hard. But it was not this way from the beginning.

9 I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery.”

10The disciples said to him, “If this is the situation between a husband and wife, it is better not to marry.”

11 Jesus replied, “Not everyone can accept this word, but only those to whom it has been given.

12 For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others—and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it.” Matthew 19: 8-12

It’s better to live as a eunuch than to marry, according to Jesus.

Also, shitting in streets was common 2000 years ago because toilets didn’t exist
Indians don’t cover their shit, the Jews were ordered to, probably to prevent disease in camps. Jews knew about disease coming from shit years before everyone else.

 

[Weston404]

After that something happened and they divided two factions, one moved towards curryland and other part went to crackerland.

They started eating cows?

 

[Michael15651]

and ill put all my money on that aliens do exist

 

[chudur-budur]

It’s better to live as a eunuch than to marry, according to Jesus.

Also, shitting in streets was common 2000 years ago because toilets didn’t exist
Indians don’t cover their shit, the Jews were ordered to, probably to prevent disease in camps. Jews knew about disease coming from shit years before everyone else.

Not really, Indus valley civilization in the curryland had intricate network of sewerage systems and private bathrooms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indus_Valley_Civilisation

But we ditched that tradition since later we realized that shit should not be covered, shit is not something that you should keep to yourself, shit should be shared with your friends, family and neighbors.

 

[SuperSaiyanGymcel]

Jesus has same skin tone as me lifefuel?

 

[Cuyen]

Who cares honestly

 

[happiless]

Now I squat me down on street,
I pray the Lord my shit be neat;
If I die before I quit,
I pray the Lord in heaven I'll shit. Amen

 

[EthnicelNL]

Extremely high iq thread.

 

[Inceldo]

Tbf the bible says the nazarenes were as white as milk

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

It's Christmas. So I was thinking instead of wasting my limited time of this incel life on earth over some pagan and materialistic shit, I was perusing through some verses from the Holy Bible:

"You shall have a place outside the camp, and you shall go out to it. And you shall have a trowel with your tools, and when you sit down outside, you shall dig a hole with it and turn back and cover up your excrement. Because the Lord your God walks in the midst of your camp, to deliver you and to give up your enemies before you, therefore your camp must be holy, so that he may not see anything indecent among you and turn away from you."

-- Deuteronomy 23:12-14

Now if we watch this docu:

These scenes come up as the direct enactment of the above verses from Deuteronomy.

1. Camp:

2. Sit down outside:

3. Out side the camp:

4. Dig a hole:

Now you might say, the verse was talking about some "state-of-war" (Dar-al-harb) situation. Well, for us incels, every fucking day is freaking "Dar-al-harb". If you are not shitting like how Bible says, you are doing it wrong. End of story.

Now, let's come to the sandnigger part. Do you think Jesus looked like this?

If yes, then you are a fucking moron.

Jesus was a Palestinian Jew. More specifically, some half-Arab-half-Palestinian Jew. Neither his mother nor his father was white. Well, he did not speak Arabic because Arabic was not there yet, he used to speak Aramaic (a.k.a. archaic Arabic), because all the fuckers in that time and place used to speak Aramaic. Okay, now what is the word for "God" in Aramaic? Yup, it's "Al-Elah" or "El-Elah". So he basically used to call his God as "Al-elah" or "Allah".

So how did he look like? Yes, he looked like a typical Aramaic speaking Palestinian:

Can you see it? He looked like a curry-sandnigger hybrid. There are many sandniggers who look like northern curries. As with Deuteronomy, he was a street-shitter too. So basically we are celebrating the birthday of "a curry looking street-shitting sandnigger Jew who used to call his god Allah".

Sorry stormfronters, for ruining your festive mood. Looks like you need to revert back to Odin worshiping. How on fucking earth you are gonna live your life worshiping some "a curry looking street-shitting sandnigger Jew who used to call his god Allah". If I were a stormfronter, I could never do that.



Disclaimer: No, you are wrong, I'm not a fucking Muslim. Goddammit.

Yeah but he ran extreme posthumous whitemaxing game. No one else in the history of mankind has ascended so high. Surely that represents his godly power? The Bible is full of miracles. But the greatest one Jesus performed could not yet be published at that time.

The greatest miracle he performed was ascending from a short ugly streetshitting arab into a tall handsome beautiful white Chad.

He did it to show us that death is not the end, and through belief in God, all, even the lowliest ethnic, hated on earth for our appearance, can too ascend into greatness ie. whiteness.

Do you see the power of his miracle?

Let us now pray. Dear Lord, we know you are your chosen children as you have created us in the image of your own son. And like your son Jesus we bear the weight of being ethnic, as it is by rising through great struggle that we prove our belief in you. We pray that you will show mercy on us through our struggles and that one day you will allow us to ascend as well like your son Jesus into whiteness and thus holiness. We pray that it will take us less than 400-1800 years to do so. For thine is the power and the glory for ever and ever. Amen.

 

[Smallframecel]

Not really, Indus valley civilization in the curryland had intricate network of sewerage systems and private bathrooms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indus_Valley_Civilisation

But we ditched that tradition since later we realized that shit should not be covered, shit is not something that you should keep to yourself, shit should be shared with your friends, family and neighbors.

What the fuck is wrong with u man

 

[chudur-budur]

Tbf the bible says the nazarenes were as white as milk

When on fucking earth Nazarene became white? LMAO.

 

[Inceldo]

When on fucking earth Nazarene became white? LMAO.

Probably light skinned like assad and those other levant arabs

 

[chudur-budur]

Probably light skinned like assad and those other levant arabs

Light skin Arab =/= blonde blue eyed european white

Also where does bible say Nazarenes were white as milk? LMAO.

 

[Inceldo]

Light skin Arab =/= blonde blue eyed european white

Also where does bible say Nazarenes were white as milk? LMAO.

It makes mention of the nazaries of sodom being whiter than milk in lamentations 4:7.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Jesus was a Palestinian Jew

He was Muslim.

 

[chudur-budur]

It makes mention of the nazaries of sodom being whiter than milk in lamentations 4:7.

It did not mean their skin color, it's a metaphor to express they had clean heart, honest, good people etc.

https://www.biblestudytools.com/commentaries/gills-exposition-of-the-bible/lamentations-4-7.html

And sodom and gomorrah has nothing to do with nazareth. That's a different story.

He was Muslim.

This is one of the most retardest things muslim believe.

Yeah but he ran extreme posthumous whitemaxing game. No one else in the history of mankind has ascended so high. Surely that represents his godly power? The Bible is full of miracles. But the greatest one Jesus performed could not yet be published at that time.

The greatest miracle he performed was ascending from a short ugly streetshitting arab into a tall handsome beautiful white Chad.

He did it to show us that death is not the end, and through belief in God, all, even the lowliest ethnic, hated on earth for our appearance, can too ascend into greatness ie. whiteness.

Do you see the power of his miracle?

Let us now pray. Dear Lord, we know you are your chosen children as you have created us in the image of your own son. And like your son Jesus we bear the weight of being ethnic, as it is by rising through great struggle that we prove our belief in you. We pray that you will show mercy on us through our struggles and that one day you will allow us to ascend as well like your son Jesus into whiteness and thus holiness. We pray that it will take us less than 400-1800 years to do so. For thine is the power and the glory for ever and ever. Amen.

Religious cult leader game is a legit game, you can even change your race.

What the fuck is wrong with u man

https://incels.is/threads/how-street-shitting-has-taught-me-to-become-a-better-human-being.14874/

 

[chudur-budur]

They started eating cows?

I think the prohibition of beef consumption came way later, I guess some war/genocide/famine/disease broke out in Syria/Iraq and they left middle east. One part move to curryland and other part moved towards Europe.

 

[ethnicel]

Tbf the bible says the nazarenes were as white as milk

Holy fuck. Now are you trying to say Arabs are Europeans? You neonazis are really a joke at this point. Have you even bothered to check where that place called "nazareth" is on the world map?

 

[chudur-budur]

Holy fuck. Now are you trying to say Arabs are Europeans? You neonazis are really a joke at this point. Have you even bothered to check where that place called "nazareth" is on the world map?

I actually don't blame @Inceldo.

Some stormfronters genuinely believe that all historical figures, philosophers and kings were white. They sometimes go so far with this narrative that they claim Pharaos in the ancient Egypt were whites. Even I read an article on stormfront.org saying Confucious (yes the ancient Chinese philosopher) was a blonde white guy.

https://www.quora.com/Was-Jesus-white

These people are genuinely retarded.

 

[Insomniac]

Jesus was a kike who helped the sick and poor. The other kikes hated this. Dumbfounded and enraged that a fellow kike could be so selfless and generous, they tortured him to death.

And that’s basically the story of Jesus tbh.