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All de woman are strong epic independent cunts
He gets married (which is cool I guess), but his wife doesn't take his name jfl. He wakes up on their honeymoon and goes "morning, mrs bond," and she's like "you mean ms. Swan" like jfl
All women reject his advances (probs because they can fuck 001 gigachad instead
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Bond isn't even 007 -- he gets replaceddd by a black woman for some reason with some dodgy, forced, unnecessary and tenuous logical gymnastics
He drives electric car instead of Aston Martin
The plot is about climate change or some ocean shit and the moral is to not pollute or somesuch rubbish
The thing is, these things, especially individually, aren't even necessarily a problem for the most part; the issue is that they're so forced to pander to a "woke" audience while still maintaining the 007 brand to sell more shit. Honestly, at this point, you might as well just make a new franchise, but the reason they don't do that is that they themselves know that this garbage can't stand on its own two feet without the backing of 007.
By the way, I haven't even looked into this properly, so there are probably some other weird things they've chucked in there to make people like "oh, how modern"
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He gets married (which is cool I guess), but his wife doesn't take his name jfl. He wakes up on their honeymoon and goes "morning, mrs bond," and she's like "you mean ms. Swan" like jfl
All women reject his advances (probs because they can fuck 001 gigachad instead
ensiv)Bond isn't even 007 -- he gets replaceddd by a black woman for some reason with some dodgy, forced, unnecessary and tenuous logical gymnastics
He drives electric car instead of Aston Martin
The plot is about climate change or some ocean shit and the moral is to not pollute or somesuch rubbish
The thing is, these things, especially individually, aren't even necessarily a problem for the most part; the issue is that they're so forced to pander to a "woke" audience while still maintaining the 007 brand to sell more shit. Honestly, at this point, you might as well just make a new franchise, but the reason they don't do that is that they themselves know that this garbage can't stand on its own two feet without the backing of 007.
By the way, I haven't even looked into this properly, so there are probably some other weird things they've chucked in there to make people like "oh, how modern"
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