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Discussion Jehova witnesses woke me up today. WHAT SHOULD I TELL THEM

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I was sleeping and some jehova witnesses call my house and start talking to me about some random shit, I dont even remember what they said I went to sleep straight after but I told them to fuck off because I am tired and to come back next week.

Shit. Now they will come back next week to talk to me about fucking jesus and shit. What should I tell them?
 
are u hispanic?
 
Tell the foid that you'll only convert if you can find a gf there.
Theyll do everything to get you in their cult
 
Just take stuff they giving for free
 
Last time Jehovah Witnesses bothered me I told them to get lost and closed the door.
 
Tell them you'll die a virgin so jesus already loves you and they can fuck off
 
Ask them not to visit you again and they won’t. They are a cult, but well meaning and most are good people.
 
go to sleep
bobs and vegana please babe open cloth i love you come live to mumbai i kiss in ur ass and reproductive parts and bobs i drunk ur bobs milk i love you sex
 
bobs and vegana please babe open cloth i love you come live to mumbai i kiss in ur ass and reproductive parts and bobs i drunk ur bobs milk i love you sex
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ya
I DRUNKK YOUR BOBS MILK XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 
Why would you want the stuff they give anyway? Nothing of value
When for free, is no need to be of high value. Also is fun to read stupid things
 

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