It's Over JD Vance really does look like he fucked a couch

[SlayerSlayer]

John Oliver Wants to Believe the J.D. Vance Sofa Rumor: “I’ve Never Seen Someone With More Couch-F***er Energy”

"You can say that he didn't write about doing that in his book because that is provable, but that's not the same as asserting he never f***ed a couch, especially because he hasn't officially denied it," the 'Last Week Tonight' host said on Sunday's show.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

Normies are absolutely sadistic. Everything about JD Vance proves how much society hates incels. If you look like him, if you have low energy, beta beard hiding your inferior chin, a face full of buccal fat, and have even tepidly right wing views, or have outspoken opinions about other peoples sex lives, you will be called an incel.

JD Vance isn't even an incel, but he did marry a curry wife so he had to JBW maxx. He's basically low tier normie, even with his bestseller novel status, Yale law degree, career in venture capital etc. Because he looks like a couch fucker, no matter what the dude says, nobody but weirdos like us would take him seriously.

All this talk about him fucking a couch, I don't care if he denies it, I don't care if it's bullshit made up by normies. I actually I believe it. BECAUSE I BELIEVE FUCKING A COUCH IS ACTUALLY NORMAL IF YOU NEVER HAD TEEN SEX AS A TEEN. For fucks sake think about it. If you don't have teen sex as a teen, and before high speed porn was even a thing, there's nothing more relatable than fucking some inanimate object to get off when you live in some white trash shack town as a reject nerd with zero SMV and no internet. The fact that he fucks a couch makes him an even better candidate. A guy who had to fuck a couch at some point in his life, obviously had to have real struggles in his life to come to that point. There's nothing more inspiring than moving up from fucking a couch, to ascending and breeding a stable of half curries, to eventually becoming a Republican VP pick. If JD Vance were a little smarter, he would just admit he fucks couches, and that it was the most AMERICAN WAY TO JACK OFF.

 

[Animecel2D]

How do you fuck a couch ?

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

Volcel if you don't ascend with your couch

 

[DarkStar]

Volcel if you don't ascend with your couch

 

[Cayden Zhang]

The thing is he would be a CHAD if he lost weight considering his eye area, nose, lips, hairline, and coloring are perfectly ideal.Now imagine what one of us chinks would get if we were in his place.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

The thing is he would be a CHAD if he lost weight considering his eye area, nose, lips, hairline, and coloring are perfectly ideal.Now imagine what one of us chinks would get if we were in his place.

Vivek is 100x smarter and more accomplished than him, and he gets 711 jokes and insults from Ann CUNTER

 

[SlayerSlayer]

How do you fuck a couch ?

only a fakecel would be so uncreative as to not realize the sexual pleasures you can obtain from couch sex

 

[Animecel2D]

only a fakecel would be so uncreative as to not realize the sexual pleasures you can obtain from couch sex

so true

 

[Rixinuj]

The thing is he would be a CHAD if he lost weight considering his eye area, nose, lips, hairline, and coloring are perfectly ideal.Now imagine what one of us chinks would get if we were in his place.

He fucked and bred a pajeeta it's too late

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

fucking a couch

what?

 

[JucheApologist]

Volcel if you don't ascend with your couch

 

[BPJ]

How do you fuck a couch ?

there r pouches in between that you can stick your dick in?

 

[Stupid Clown]

Idk why Trump picked. He's extremely unlikable and looks like a fag with his shitty eyeliner. Him constantly sperging about the childless is an optical nightmare. Trump needs to replace him asap

 

[Max Doltman]

 

[glowIntheDark]

this is the brown colour couch he has been fucking

 

[BPJ]

this is the brown colour couch he has been fucking View attachment 1211500

shes fucking hot

 

[lu.jones]

John Oliver Wants to Believe the J.D. Vance Sofa Rumor: “I’ve Never Seen Someone With More Couch-F***er Energy”

"You can say that he didn't write about doing that in his book because that is provable, but that's not the same as asserting he never f***ed a couch, especially because he hasn't officially denied it," the 'Last Week Tonight' host said on Sunday's show.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

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Normies are absolutely sadistic. Everything about JD Vance proves how much society hates incels. If you look like him, if you have low energy, beta beard hiding your inferior chin, a face full of buccal fat, and have even tepidly right wing views, or have outspoken opinions about other peoples sex lives, you will be called an incel.

JD Vance isn't even an incel, but he did marry a curry wife so he had to JBW maxx. He's basically low tier normie, even with his bestseller novel status, Yale law degree, career in venture capital etc. Because he looks like a couch fucker, no matter what the dude says, nobody but weirdos like us would take him seriously.

All this talk about him fucking a couch, I don't care if he denies it, I don't care if it's bullshit made up by normies. I actually I believe it. BECAUSE I BELIEVE FUCKING A COUCH IS ACTUALLY NORMAL IF YOU NEVER HAD TEEN SEX AS A TEEN. For fucks sake think about it. If you don't have teen sex as a teen, and before high speed porn was even a thing, there's nothing more relatable than fucking some inanimate object to get off when you live in some white trash shack town as a reject nerd with zero SMV and no internet. The fact that he fucks a couch makes him an even better candidate. A guy who had to fuck a couch at some point in his life, obviously had to have real struggles in his life to come to that point. There's nothing more inspiring than moving up from fucking a couch, to ascending and breeding a stable of half curries, to eventually becoming a Republican VP pick. If JD Vance were a little smarter, he would just admit he fucks couches, and that it was the most AMERICAN WAY TO JACK OFF.

I clicked on this after reading JD… I thought it was about Jake Davidson

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

this is the brown colour couch he has been fucking View attachment 1211500

that's not a couch that's a designated shitting street