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Jared Leto is the gigachad God of our age.

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Can this be acknowledged? Can he replace that twink Chico that everyone references constantly?

Leto has 20 years on him and still mogs the living fuck out of him.

He's beyond flawless. He's beautiful. And he's conquered ageing: http://www.eonline.com/uk/news/817282/this-game-proves-jared-leto-isn-t-aging

This is the gold standard, boyos. I LOL when I see Incels post cavemen who they think ooze masculinity and are slayers. This is a slayer. There isn't a femoid on the planet who would turn him down. Perfect face, from any angle, with any hairstyle, with any facial hair type. http://img.playbuzz.com/image/upload/f_auto,fl_lossy,q_auto/cdn/91d1d810-b15c-4978-86a1-771990222fd1/31fa404f-de7e-4e23-9281-516afd4a8c6b.jpg He's lived on Ultra God mode for 25 years. And will do for another 10 more. Then will get another 10-15 of looking good.

He has the perfect megachad body: https://media.tmz.com/2017/09/22/0922-jared-leto-shirtless-body-sexy-caption-this-instagram-02-1200x630.jpg Low body fat, definition, decent frame. And he's 5'9, disproving the height copers.

He has a huge dick: http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Jared-Leto-Package.jpg
http://dlisted.com/2014/08/19/qotd-alexis-arquette-claims-shes-done-jared-leto-and-says-his-dick-is-like-something-out-of-gladiator/

He's rich af and has uber-status, Oscar-winner, lead singer in a band. He's probably in the tens of thousands for sexual partners. He's banged Scarlet Johanson and probably half of the hot actresses in Hollywood. He's lived a pure Chad life. No kids, no marriage. He mog'd the most known megachad of last generation in Fight Club. Played an object of beauty called Angelface in a movie with peak Brad Pitt as the star. 

This is what a true 11/10 looks like, boyos.
 
Young Dicaprio or Chico mogs him.
 
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P.S. luv how this place became lookism 2.0 pretty quickly  :bigsmile:
 
Posts like these are why people think we've got fags.
 
jagged0 said:
Young Dicaprio mogs him.

Not even remotely. And he had a miniscule peak. I'd punch him in the face for wasting such a bounty. If you're a young Chad guy who is megarich you have a duty to looksmax and maintain. Leto and Cruise are the benchmark. Dicaprio was a complete twink as well. Leto is the perfect blend of pretty boy and masculinity.
 
He also has a youthful glow to his skin.
 
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VuJbKkfC4o[/video]
 
a-virgin-nigger said:

Nah. People beta orbiting the likes of Gambler and Zyros and posting a constant stream of threads about them is why. I block those fakecel Chads instantly. This is about understanding what male beauty is.
 
A lot of women don't end him attractive.
 
Too andro

10/10 females would cuck him by getting brutally fucked by masculine ape Chad
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
He also has a youthful glow to his skin.

He's 45 and looks literally 25. He's conquered ageing better than anyone I've ever seen. He's older than Dicaprio, who looks like this: http://www.trbimg.com/img-594418cb/turbine/la-et-mg-leonardo-dicaprio-in-scotland-20170616


Dingus_Incel said:
A lot of women don't end him attractive.

Where? Most will be lying.


Jay said:
Too andro

10/10 females would cuck him by getting brutally fucked by masculine ape Chad

Yeah, these are the types of comments I LOL @

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2199911/Scarlett-Johansson-Jared-Leto-Actress-cosies-flame-Democratic-National-Convention.html

He cucks other guys. He does not get cucked.
 
Let’s be honest my friend, anyone can get cucked with the entitled females who exist today that are constantly of the belief that they deserve better

It’s just, he appears frail and easily cuckable with his feminine frame and face
 
Jay said:
Let’s be honest my friend, anyone can get cucked with the entitled females who exist today that are constantly of the belief that they deserve better

It’s just, he appears frail and easily cuckable with his feminine frame and face

lol guys don't get cucked on strength. They get cucked on looks. And nobody cucks him on looks.
 
existentialhack said:
lol guys don't get cucked on strength. They get cucked on looks. And nobody cucks him on looks.

Who is more likely to get cucked: 150lb Chad or 200lb Chad with an identical Face? Latter is more intimidating and therefore the consequences of cucking him are higher = less likely to be cucked.
 
existentialhack said:
lol guys don't get cucked on strength. They get cucked on looks. And nobody cucks him on looks.

Ultimate question: would you suck his dick?
 
I hate this man because of the ultra shitty joker he played.
 
Jay said:
Who is more likely to get cucked: 150lb Chad or 200lb Chad with an identical Face? Latter is more intimidating and therefore the consequences of cucking him are higher = less likely to be cucked.

200lb Chad because he's less attractive. Low bodyfat = more attractive. Plus, he's rich, so could hire a hitman.


NekoStance said:
Ultimate question: would you suck his dick?

Probably. I'd think of all the supermodels it had brought to orgasm. I'd definitely rather do so than fuck a landwhale.
 
Jay said:
NekoStance said:
Ultimate question: would you suck his dick?
Probably. I'd think of all the supermodels it had brought to orgasm. I'd definitely rather do so than fuck a landwhale.
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existentialhack said:
Don't pretend you wouldn't.

lol I would not

the only male I ever considered getting jiggy with:
tenor.gif
 
Yeah, OP is right. And DiCaprio aged like shit. He looks disgusting now, like a half man half pug. Way uglier than the mentalcels who post their pictures here.
 
NekoStance said:
lol I would not

the only male I ever considered getting jiggy with:
tenor.gif

wtf is that? Are you the dude that's into traps?


Sneepysqar said:
Yeah, OP is right. And DiCaprio aged like shit. He looks disgusting now, like a half man half pug. Way uglier than the mentalcels who post their pictures here.

Prepare yourself. That's how 99% of people age. 10-15 years of looking good/young. 50 years of ugliness. That's the deal.
 
Okay so seeing what transpired anyone still want to deny what I said about posts like this being why people think we've got fags here?
 
not_here_4_points said:
Okay so seeing what transpired anyone still want to deny what I said about posts like this being why people think we've got fags here?

I'm not sure if 'fags' or fakecels trying to compare themselves to those 'Chads' and see what's the opinion of the rest of the forum, so they can gauge how much their PSL score is.

Or maybe it's neither and just curiosity/envy.
 
not_here_4_points said:
Okay so seeing what transpired anyone still want to deny what I said about posts like this being why people think we've got fags here?

Fag and Incel is an oxymoron. Gays can get sex as easily as femoids can.

It's pure envy, as suggested below. I want to be him so bad it hurts.
 
He is pretty boy type of Chad. I agree pretty boys with masculinity are ideal over typical Dom jock, but women and men of low intelligence/high primitivity find him unattractive due to being too pretty.


Sneepysqar said:
Yeah, OP is right. And DiCaprio aged like shit. He looks disgusting now, like a half man half pug. Way uglier than the mentalcels who post their pictures here.

I'm sure di caprio doesn't lift. I'm sure he would age way better, if he had been lifting. High fat=low testosterone=earlier aging and earlier bone mass loss. This is why we should do hiit and have a healthy diet and hope to age like Zyros.
 
ironcrusher38 said:
He is pretty boy type of Chad. I agree pretty boys with masculinity are ideal over typical Dom jock, but women and men of low intelligence/high primitivity find him unattractive due to being too pretty.

No femoid would turn him down IRL. The whole "he's too pretty" doesn't mean anything. That's just an expression of female insecurity and wanting to appear distinct and unique. Guys do it with famous hot women as well. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwbG5je7VuQ

He mogs the shit out of a more masculine Chad, Matthew McConaughey,

edit: Also, note the comments kek. 90% are halo'd bullshit about Jared.
 
Jay said:
Who is more likely to get cucked: 150lb Chad or 200lb Chad with an identical Face? Latter is more intimidating and therefore the consequences of cucking him are higher = less likely to be cucked.

Just observe how low body fat percentage can make really big differences.
 
existentialhack said:
NekoStance said:
lol I would not
the only male I ever considered getting jiggy with:
tenor.gif
wtf is that? Are you the dude that's into traps?

What do you mean?
Are you aware that a couple of posts ago you admitted you would suck Jared Leto's cock?
 
NekoStance said:
What do you mean?
Are you aware that a couple of posts ago you admitted you would suck Jared Leto's cock?

Yeah. What's the relevance? Are you the dude that's always talking about traps? I'm not homophobic or gay. If I were the latter I'd have fucked a guy by now and wouldn't be a wizard. I don't find guys at all sexually attractive, but a porn addiction and social isolation has warped my mind a bit.
 
ironcrusher38 said:
Just observe how low body fat percentage can make really big differences.

Talking about more muscle mass not body fat
 
Jay said:
Talking about more muscle mass not body fat

Do you know how much 50lbs of pure muscle mass is?
 
existentialhack said:
Yeah. What's the relevance? Are you the dude that's always talking about traps? I'm not homophobic or gay. If I were the latter I'd have fucked a guy by now and wouldn't be a wizard. I don't find guys at all sexually attractive, but a porn addiction and social isolation has warped my mind a bit.

You're not gay but you'd suck Jared Leto's dick... because of porn addiction and social isolation, which has warped your mind

well, I guess it makes some kind of sense in twisted incel world

btw no I am not the trap guy
 
existentialhack said:
Do you know how much 50lbs of pure muscle mass is?

Yeah

20lbs then

Doesn't matter anyway, not the point

The point was intimidation plays a role in the likelihood of being cucked or not

If you don't think Jared Leto can get cucked you are a fucking idiot. Any man can be cucked period.
 
NekoStance said:
You're not gay but you'd suck Jared Leto's dick... because of porn addiction and social isolation, which has warped your mind

well, I guess it makes some kind of sense in twisted incel world

btw no I am not the trap guy


Who was that person you posted?


Yep. I did find that chick in Let The Right One In attractive though, and the character is hermaphrodite and 15 or some shit. So maybe I'm a gay pedophile.


Jay said:
Yeah

20lbs then

Doesn't matter anyway, not the point

The point was intimidation plays a role in the likelihood of being cucked or not

If you don't think Jared Leto can get cucked you are a fucking idiot. Any man can be cucked period.

Point is he'd look worse if he gained 20lbs of muscle, and age worse. I actually remember reading that James Marsters had to lose 50lbs of muscle when he came to Hollywood: http://supportspike.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Mag01.jpg  Wish there was a before picture, but you can safely assume dem cheekbones weren't quite so prominent.
 
existentialhack said:
Who was that person you posted?


Yep. I did find that chick in Let The Right One In attractive though, and the character is hermaphrodite and 15 or some shit. So maybe I'm a gay pedophile.

the gif? The lead singer of the band Placebo, from some 15 years ago
 
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQVEteeLC3c[/video]
 

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