It's much more sensitive there. I did this once a long time ago and I can't believe I forgot how great it was
I just came buckets!
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I just came buckets!
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That's what i've been doing for years lol. How old are you? You must be young if you find out about that just now.
18. I did it once a year or two ago but I pretty much forgot about it
sounds fun
How else would you do it?
I'm a noob how do you do this
jfl at masturbating with your own hand
what i do is just take a pillow, fold it and fuck the crease. but i mean if you want to really cum buckets you can just microwave a banana peel and go to town on it.
what i do is just take a pillow, fold it and fuck the crease. but i mean if you want to really cum buckets you can just microwave a banana peel and go to town on it.
Yes and it makes me cum faster.
Troll?
no lol? why do i always get this reaction when i tell people that, like is it seriously that weird?
whatever, i'll buy a fleshlight later on even though it's basically the same thing.
I just didn't think people went to those lengths just to masturbate, you know. I was specifically talking about the banana microwaving, btw.
LOL i tried it because i read about it online
it is the most insane pleasure i ever had, i think i nearly almost fainted when i came.
it was suicidefuel though because sex still probably feels at least 10x better
Just imagine going to extreme lengths to masturbate, having reached the pinnacle of masturbation; and there it is: you finally get to have sex. And then, it just sucks in comparison to that amazing masturbation method, so you stay away from women and stick to the method. Kek.
KEK i'd make a thread on the forum and get banned probably
You could pretend it was an escort, kek. "So I finally escortcelled and honestly guys, sex isn't great at all. Just try this masturbation method: women HATE it!" You know, like those internet ads, kek.
oh god, that shit triggers me so much.
after my normie friend lost his virginity he told me "sex isn't that great honestly dude stop worrying so much, it'll happen"
that's like a fucking prince who just ate a feast telling some african kid who hasn't eaten for 2 days that food and water isn't really that nice. just lol.
Nice analogy. You're completely right. Normies need to know their place.
I used a banana as a fleshlight once when I was drunk
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Yeah makes me make big cummerz
Threads like this are pretty unsettling for me.
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My condolences
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Fakecel
It's over for circumcisedcels
Their penis heads are desensitized compared to foreskincels from rubbing on their underwear all day
I don't rub my dick with underwear. I just use my hand and some lotion for lube.
Because I don't have a glans (head of the penis). It was amputated. My penis is sensationless.
I need to try this. Are there any tutorial videos?
What are some other cool methods?
How can the penis function without a glans?
there's literally a ton of methods online
i just thought the banana would be the most realistic feeling because of it's texture and it's wet as fuck too.
idk if there's any videos tho lol
It functions just fine. I still have a shaft and don't have any problems with my urethra. I'm able to urinate without any problems and could get erections and ejaculate (well, before I got on spironolactone).
dafuk? did you get double cirumcised or something?
How does it not get infected?
so you're saying that you're missing the head of your penis completely?
Yes.
I think I did get a lot of minor infections when I was a kid. I remember as a kid it hurting to pee a lot of the time. No problems as an adult though.
Botched circumcision.
oy vey. fucking jews
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Is that common.?
No idea how common it is. I used to know a couple guys (online) that had the same issue. Both were extremely fucked up in the head (the one they still had) but that's likely because I met them from 4chan in the 2000s.
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I would've sued the hospital but I guess you can't do that bcs of a contract that your parents signed right?
I couldn't sue due to statutes of limitations.
You should jerk off underhanded like milking your cock if it is big enough. I can't jerk off cuz I have calloused hands and it hurts my peen right now
IKR, so glad I'm not a cutfag, you can literally just stroke the head alone and be brought to orgasm, cutfags can only long stroke.
Porn doesn't really do it for me anymore though, had sex with a whore once at a brothel, the sex wasn't even good, shit tier, had to wear a condom even which made it really crappy feeling, but even after that crappy experience porn pales in comparison, when I jerk off I still flash back to her face, the feeling of sucking her nipples, holding her ass, etc. Porn just doesn't come close, it'll get me there but not as fast as it used too.
Think I need to order a fleshlight or something to compensate.
I need to get rich and move to a country with "easy access prostitution" before I lose it, because I am losing it, my libido is literally driving me mad.
You can do the same with lube if you're circumcised.
Funny thing is I've been using lube for the past few years and just to switch it up I started doing it dry again, and it actually feels better lol, of course more focus is on the head, long hard stroking isn't a smart thing to do without lube.
You should trying jerking off while standing, it makes the orgasm stronger for some reason, feels like its passing through your whole body, legs get shaky.
I always masturbate while standing.
TIL how dicks work.
Know any other tricks, heard wearing socks increases the intensity of orgasm, so I'm wondering what standing while wearing socks will do.
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