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Serious I’ve thought up a fun solution for paranoid users so you don’t have to disable/delete your account

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The solution is fun for me in particular as it’s very simple and I actually like doing it whenever it is I get the opportunity which can be rare. :feelshehe:

What am I talking about you might be wondering right about now?

Well to put it simply sometime after Serge made me a moderator way back in August I began asking him if other useful powers might exist that he could give me for various unique scenarios and purposes to which he told me infact there were and he ended up giving me most if not all of them over time. :feelsthink:

Perhaps the most useful and interesting of all of these tools is called “The Spam Cleaner” which I recently figured out how to use fully only just recently, as an extra paranoid user that befriended me a while ago contacted me and basically volunteered to be my veritable test subject Guinea pig for this learning experience as he told me about a bad situation with a former friend he was having ie ya know?

The old falling out with an online friend thing we’ve probably all experienced at one time or another? :feelsUgh:

So of course my bro was afraid this ex friend of his might use posts of his on our site to somehow hurt or doxx him by or whatever, but despite all of that this friend of mine still didn’t want to lose his account here by disabling it or asking for it to be deleted, but rather for me to wipe out all of his posts, PM’s and site messages of every kind resetting his post count to zero and basically making it look like he’s on a brand new account, which just so happens is exactly what the spam cleaner is designed for. :feelsstudy:

So instead of disabling your accounts and leaving the site out of fear of imminent arrest, over something you fear you may have said on the site in the past, that may be legally incriminating, just PM me and ask: ”Yeah, I need an adapter for a Hoover Max Extract® Pressure Pro™ Model 60. Can you help me with that?” :feelshaha:

And you can be sure I will. :feelsokman:

View: https://youtu.be/pW7QJQaHa3s
 
A little more explanation I think is in order so here goes…

I think the spam cleaner is generally intended to clean up a whole bunch of crap from a spam troll all at once ie say someone goes crazy and starts bombing the site with gore or porn or whatever.

Well all I have to do is find just one of their posts and check off certain boxes and it will delete their entire post history and even ban them as well if I select for it so it can be quite useful in an energy saving sense as well a speed sense.

Also it helps avoid my having to play whac a mole and track down filth that I may of missed and have to delete that too. :feelsthink:
 
Breaking bad line:feelshaha:

@Rhaast and @Lycan wanted me to ask you to do theirs.
 
thank you for being a good mod @Fat Link
 
gotcha thanks for the info :feelsokman:
 
Would you become a greycel again if you do this or do you retain your colour?
 
Cool:feelsokman: ez way out
 
14642
 
Does this also delete quotes of your posts?
 
My problem with it is losing conversation but that’s just me.
 
Do it to @Idotms
 
Does this also delete quotes of your posts?
Sadly no but neither does disabling or deleting one’s account do this either. :feelsugh:

That said if you’re understandably afraid of law enforcement tracking you down and arresting you over someone having quoted your deleted message have no fear as I believe the cops or feds would have a very tough time in court proving that the quoted words were actually from you since anyone can clown on or troll anyone else by making up a fake quote about them saying something they never actually said ie case in point… :feelsthink:

broly said:
Whoa boy! Nothing wakes me up in the morning quite like having a BBC shoved forcefully down my throat by my hulking African American cell mate whom is clearly a member of the @ThoughtfulCel tribe!! Go US prison system! Yay!! :ahegao:
:feelshaha: :feelskek: :feelshaha: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelshaha: :feelskek: :feelshaha: :feelskek:

Furthermore even if law enforcement has your forum name attached to a law breaking type of post it’s still not your real name but rather an anonymous online alias and even if you did post under your real name something illegal law enforcement because of the nature of computers and the internet would still have a very tough time actually proving this really was you and charging you with anything as for all they know someone else whether a friend, a relative or a home invader may of stumbled upon your powered up PC and typed up something malicious under your name for shits n’giggles. :feelsthink:
 
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how about ya fooking suck my weiner
 
Could you please Hoovermaxx (new term, I created it right here niggers) the postmaxxers, buddy boyo.

That'd be great.
 
Good to know, especially for our bros who live in gigacucked countries like Australia or the UK :feelsautistic:
 
”Yeah, I need an adapter for a Hoover Max Extract® Pressure Pro™ Model 60. Can you help me with that?” :feelshaha:
can we change the operative phrase to "I need a couple black men to fuck my wife?"
 
The only reason I wouldn't delete all a user's posts is because all the comments in the threads he made will also be deleted. If he made hundreds of threads many users will lose a lot of posts if all his threads are deleted.
 
I cant wait to try the new 2022 Hoover Max Extract® Pressure Pro™ Model 60.
 
The old falling out with an online friend thing we’ve probably all experienced at one time or another? :feelsUgh:

So of course my bro was afraid this ex friend of his might use posts of his on our site to somehow hurt or doxx him by or whatever,
That's crazy, the same exact thing happened to me back in 2020.

I was way ahead of him though and knew his intentions about a good week before he fully backstabbed me, as he started to constantly be condescending towards me and kept talking about how I quote-on-quote "got no bitches," when I would literally never bring up the topic to him. I only told him I was an incel when I really trusted him back in 2016-2017. He knows, or at least knew I run this account.

Made all my shit private and deleted anything I had relating to me being incel. Still a bit paranoid though. Come to find out he actually did try to slander me the week after I privated everything, but no one believed him because I was way ahead of the game. :dab:Dude literally called my parents about it.
 
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Sadly no but neither does disabling or deleting one’s account do this either. :feelsugh:

That said if you’re understandably afraid of law enforcement tracking you down and arresting you over someone having quoted your deleted message have no fear as I believe the cops or feds would have a very tough time in court proving that the quoted words were actually from you since anyone can clown on or troll anyone else by making up a fake quote about them saying something they never actually said ie case in point… :feelsthink:


:feelshaha: :feelskek: :feelshaha: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelshaha: :feelskek: :feelshaha: :feelskek:

Furthermore even if law enforcement has your forum name attached to a law breaking type of post it’s still not your real name but rather an anonymous online alias and even if you did post under your real name something illegal law enforcement because of the nature of computers and the internet would still have a very tough time actually proving this really was you and charging you with anything as for all they know someone else whether a friend, a relative or a home invader may of stumbled upon your powered up PC and typed up something malicious under your name for shits n’giggles. :feelsthink:
I have been visiting member’s houses and hacking their PCS and mobiles.
 
this is a great alternative to having to wait the 2 weeks for ur shit to look deleted
 
Some more information for you bros about this… :feelsstudy:

Thanks to the true Honkler needing this done, I’ve discovered the process can take quite a bit longer to go into effect for post maxxers than say users with just a couple of hundred or a few thousand posts. :feelswhat:

The true Honkler had upwards of 16,000 posts and I had to run the spam cleaner over and over again on his account as I kept getting a glitch message, then I’d go check his account and find that nothing had been deleted, so I gave up, went to sleep and checked it again a few hours later and saw that he was now a greycel with only 5 posts as he’d made a goodbye thread, so it did finally work but may have taken a few hours to do so since the dude had a lot of posts for the system to delete. :ahegao:

So anyone with a super high post count that may want this done in the future, understand that the process likely will not be instantaneous. :worryfeels:
 
im not a pussy thanks :feelshaha:
 
We’re going to be needing a suicide watch team because intentional post count increasers are gonna go insane with their post count going down as a result of all this.
 
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