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JFL I've got food poisoning and suffer from Crohn's disease, but my mom forces me to go to school

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Last night I ate the worst food I've ever eaten in my life, Chinese food should be considered a crime against humanity. I don't know any food worse than whatever chinks make.

Anyway, yesterday I vomitted twice. Once at school because my stomach hurt so bad and later because of chink food. I feel really fucking bad and I don't want to step a foot out of the house, but my mom just won't let me stay one or two days at home with sickness. Just man up sweaty!!!!

She's at work and I'm thinking about just staying at home and make her think I went to school.
 
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stop being racist
 
Zettacel

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Ritalincel said:
just coom™
all you gotta do is just coom
 
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quote this nigger
 
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Fuck her, just lie and stay at home. Going to school is bad enough, with food poisoning on top of that? Nah.
 
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Pancakecel said:
Fuck her, just lie and stay at home. Going to school is bad enough, with food poisoning on top of that? Nah.
This OP. Fuck you mother (literally if you want too).
 
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Brutal, maybe go to a cafe or library. If she comes late, just don't go anywhere and just say you went to school.
 
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If I were you I’d skip, or just hide in the bathroom.
 
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fuck that hardass shit. you should be recovering
 
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Chinese food's too greasy I like vietnamese though. Anyway you should kill your mom.
 
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beat the shit out of the bitch,let her know who's the boss
 
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