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At first I wasn’t sure if it would work since my wang has been the same size since I was about 15. Though after measuring bonepressed today I’ve increased in size by about .25 inches in length! I don’t have a way of measuring girth so I’m unsure of if I’ve added any.

This is the method I’ve been using. (With coconut oil as lubricant) :feelsLSD:


If only there was some way to increase my height like this :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
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don't need to worry if your other features won't help you get laid :cool: :feelscry:
 
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don't need to worry if your other features won't help you get laid :cool: :feelscry:
Dick size is a pretty big cope for the most part, I’d trade 4 inches of dick to be tall in a heartbeat.
 
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Languishingrn said:
At first I wasn’t sure if it would work since my wang has been the same size since I was about 15. Though after measuring bonepressed today I’ve increased in size by about .25 inches in length! I don’t have a way of measuring girth so I’m unsure of if I’ve added any.

This is the method I’ve been using. (With coconut oil as lubricant) :feelsLSD:


If only there was some way to increase my height like this :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
idk whether you're being ironic or not
 
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Languishingrn said:
I’d trade 4 inches of dick to be tall in a heartbeat.
Well, if my cock were 11 inches long, then I would do that too.
 
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SocialzERo said:
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idk whether you're being ironic or not
WdyM ironic? I’d post pics but I don’t have anything from before to compare it with.
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Well, if my cock were 11 inches long, then I would do that too.
I’d take having a 2 incher if it meant being a tallfag.
 
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Languishingrn said:
I’d take having a 2 incher if it meant being a tallfag.
It seems to me if you did so, then you would eventually regret that.
 
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It’s worth a shot, it’s a little painful but worth it.
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It seems to me if you did so, then you would eventually regret that.
Nope. I’d just walk around as a tallfag and gain more pleasure from that than having a big wang. Transcended Trucel @Transcended Trucel
 
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Languishingrn said:
Nope. I’d just walk around as a tallfag and gain more pleasure from that than having a big wang.
But do you understand it would physically be impossible for you to have sex then?
 
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But do you understand it would physically be impossible for you to have sex then?
Benefits of being a tallfag outweigh sex, it’s a big thing for me.
 
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Almost broke my dick jelqing/stretching/pumping a few years ago. Dick is one of my few decent attributes so if it didn't heal I'd definitely have roped by now. Be careful boyos.
 
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Schizoidcel said:
Almost broke my dick jelqing/stretching/pumping a few years ago. Dick is one of my few decent attributes so if it didn't heal I'd definitely have roped by now. Be careful boyos.
I’m doing it in moderation, I’m not gonna try a pump because I’m scared my parents will catch me.

also: Bluepillers: 40 why the fuck do you guys care so much about my dick :soy::dab:
 
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Languishingrn said:
I’m doing it in moderation, I’m not gonna try a pump because I’m scared my parents will catch me.

also: Bluepillers: 40 why the fuck do you guys care so much about my dick :soy::dab:
Yeah everything I do I push to the limit and end up hurting myself, my autistic brain I guess. I didn't feel anything wrong until I heard & felt a "pop" in my dick. Then it didn't feel right for a very long time, disconnected from my body...
 
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I want to believe said:
Well, if my cock were 11 inches long, then I would do that too.
 
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Languishingrn said:
At first I wasn’t sure if it would work since my wang has been the same size since I was about 15. Though after measuring bonepressed today I’ve increased in size by about .25 inches in length! I don’t have a way of measuring girth so I’m unsure of if I’ve added any.

This is the method I’ve been using. (With coconut oil as lubricant) :feelsLSD:


If only there was some way to increase my height like this :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
Cope. This just sounds like a convoluted excuse to masturbate tbh
 
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PaperSkin said:
Cope. This just sounds like a convoluted excuse to masturbate tbh
No I don’t coom white doing it, it’s actually kinda painful.

Bluepillers: 65

you guys are really into my dick :lul::lul::lul:
 
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Languishingrn said:
No I don’t coom white doing it, it’s actually kinda painful.

Bluepillers: 65

you guys are really into my dick :lul::lul::lul:
Those bluepillers are probably your matches from south Korea
 
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Those bluepillers are probably your matches from south Korea
They want the BWC I guess. :smonk::smonk::smonk:
 
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Languishingrn said:
They want the BWC I guess. :smonk::smonk::smonk:
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You get matches in kpop land, what the fuck are you doing here?
 
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Khhtfv at 18… ok
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You get matches in kpop land, what the fuck are you doing here?
1. Can’t travel at the moment because of restrictions

2. I don’t know what I’d do there, I’ve never traveled solo

3. I’m saving my money for surgery, that place is expensive as fuck.
 
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Khhtfv at 18… ok

1. Can’t travel at the moment because of restrictions

2. I don’t know what I’d do there, I’ve never traveled solo

3. I’m saving my money for surgery, that place is expensive as fuck.
1. Cope
2. Just message one of your matches and go on a date with her. If you get matches on tinder, you should unironically be able to pick up random foids. I've heard that some of these kimichiwhores are so thirsty that they just ask random foreigners to sleep with them or just compliment them. Your anxiety only exists because youre low T. Sustanone 250mg/week should fix this.
3. You obviously don't need that, if you're successful in South Korea (kimichiwhores mog junglegooks and chinkfoids). Invest in roids DepravedAndDeprived @DepravedAndDeprived Transcended Trucel @Transcended Trucel also approve roidmaxxing

Did you get any matches in Animeland?
 
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2. Just message one of your matches and go on a date with her. If you get matches on tinder, you should unironically be able to pick up random foids. I've heard that some of these kimichiwhores are so thirsty that they just ask random foreigners to sleep with them or just compliment them. Your anxiety only exists because youre low T. Sustanone 250mg/week should fix this.
I don’t think the 2500-3000$ to bang a few girls is worth it at this point in my life. Sure it’s nice to be genuinely loved but at the same time I’ll come back to the US and be a subhuman. I am coming onto your idea of roidmaxxing though.
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3. You obviously don't need that, if you're successful in South Korea (kimichiwhores mog junglegooks and chinkfoids). Invest in roids DepravedAndDeprived @DepravedAndDeprived Transcended Trucel @Transcended Trucel also approve roidmaxxing
They’re so fucking beautiful.
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Did you get any matches in Animeland?
With my edited shit yeah, but listing my height is a death sentence. I’ve gotten a few matches but they ghosted me.
 
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Languishingrn said:
I don’t think the 2500-3000$ to bang a few girls is worth it at this point in my life.
It's not that expensive. 2k should be enough and it would be absolutely worth it: let's just assume that you were able to bang 5 kimchiwhores in 2 weeks. Divide your costs (2k) by 5 and you effectively paid 400$ for the real gf experience (rawdog sex with prime kimchi cunny + hanging out with her and ascending). Additionally, you will remember this coommaxxing pilgrimage until the day you die. Imagine you as an old geezer sitting on a bench and thinking about the slightly hairy gookpussy you banged when you were 18yo.
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I am coming onto your idea of roidmaxxing though.
Based. Check out anabolic doc on jewtube.
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They’re so fucking beautiful.
I'm high T, I would even fuck a 5/10 Cambodian junglegookfoid if given the chance
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With my edited shit yeah, but listing my height is a death sentence. I’ve gotten a few matches but they ghosted me.
How many matches in Japan and SK? Rate your matches from 1-10
 
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Done streching for a while as with jelqing didnt know if it was working or not, plus i dont have that alone time to be dick on hand 24/7 if i live alone in the future maybe i will try.
 
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Notorious Inkler said:
It's not that expensive. 2k should be enough and it would be absolutely worth it: let's just assume that you were able to bang 5 kimchiwhores in 2 weeks. Divide your costs (2k) by 5 and you effectively paid 400$ for the real gf experience (rawdog sex with prime kimchi cunny + hanging out with her and ascending). Additionally, you will remember this coommaxxing pilgrimage until the day you die. Imagine you as an old geezer sitting on a bench and thinking about the slightly hairy gookpussy you banged when you were 18yo.
Way I see it my looks won’t fade too much between now and 25, getting surgery right now is my biggest priority since I hate my face so fucking much. It would be a GREAT experience, but I can hold off on it for a while but it’s always an option.
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Based. Check out anabolic doc on jewtube.

I'm high T, I would even fuck a 5/10 Cambodian junglegookfoid if given the chance
I probably would too, sea is nose risky since i fear I’d get kidnapped.
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How many matches in Japan and SK? Rate your matches from 1-10
Japan and SK were like 80. Average South Korean woman was like cute imo, slim body and nice face. Doesn’t matter since I get nothing where I’m at.
 
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Languishingrn said:
Japan and SK were like 80.
:chad:
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Average South Korean woman was like cute imo, slim body and nice face
Why do you spend your time on this forum rotting instead of making money? You don't understand my point at all. SK/japfoids have without any doubts the highest standards and you still get matches over there. It's hard to believe that you don't get any where you're from.
 
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Why do you spend your time on this forum rotting instead of making money? You don't understand my point at all. SK/japfoids have without any doubts the highest standards and you still get matches over there. It's hard to believe that you don't get any where you're from.
Khhv after 10+ approaches and you still think I’m a chad. No, even SUBHUMAN whites like Steven B got hella matches in Japan. I get NOTHING in burgerland.
 
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My penis literally hasn't grown at all since age 12. it is sub 6 inches. fuck it all
 
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Languishingrn said:
Khhv after 10+ approaches and you still think I’m a chad. No, even SUBHUMAN whites like Steven B got hella matches in Japan. I get NOTHING in burgerland.
Jfl.
20+ rejections 0 matches in sk or japan. Steven B doesn't get any matches in japan what do you smoke ?
 
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i played around with pe and gained a tiny bit probably due to improved eq but maybe some real gains
I think I started around 5.5x4.5 and got to 6.1x4.8
really want to hit 5 inch girth so I might start clamping
it boosts my ego to watch my cock grow even though no foid will let me in
 
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i played around with pe and gained a tiny bit probably due to improved eq but maybe some real gains
I think I started around 5.5x4.5 and got to 6.1x4.8
really want to hit 5 inch girth so I might start clamping
it boosts my ego to watch my cock grow even though no foid will let me in
Good work bro! Absolute Lifefuel for me, I hope to get gains like you someday.
 
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Another larp thread
 
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calimero said:
Another larp thread
I'd post pics if I had ones to compare it to.
 

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