TeeHee "I’ve Developed a Disturbing Habit With My Boyfriend’s Semen"

[FidelCashflow]

I’ve Developed a Disturbing Habit With My Boyfriend’s Semen

It’s this or illegal drugs.

slate.com

However, secretly, I’ve continued to long for my past alcohol and drug use because of the sexual liberation it gave me. And secretly, I have started indulging one of my fantasies. I keep Boris’ ejaculate in my mouth, discreetly spit it into a kitchen glass, then (usually the next morning), I use the dehydrator and spice grinder to dry and grind his semen into a fine powder. I later ingest the semen dust, using a straw to snort it.

 

[Dionysus]

no foid will want my semen that bad

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Women are animals: exhibit no.1337

 

[Deleted member 1252]

This should be evidence to have her sectioned for insanity

 

[MountainGorilla]

 

[Deleted member 22685]

Reading stuff like this is really makes me sucidial. All my hope resides on a cope, i am at a point in my life in which i cannot return from or even dream of a normal relationship, unfortunately for me the chances of my cope becoming a reality is none.
Knowing i will go to my grave without ever knowing what it felt like to be just a bit more human is haunting to say the least

 

[Nomenklatura]

>I’m a woman in my 50s
Ok I didn't expect that one

 

[Incellectual]

what the fuck did I just read?

 

[Deleted member 818]

no foid will want my semen that bad

It hurts

 

[Made in Heaven]

>I’m a woman in my 50s
Ok I didn't expect that one

 

[kikecel]

this is fine but having a Loli as a profile pic makes me a degenerate and a pedo in the eyes of IT

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

what the fuck did I just read?

 

[Deleted member 14577]

that's so much hassle when she could just swallow it
that's so much hassle when she could just swallow it

 

[Emba]

that's so much hassle when she could just swallow it
that's so much hassle when she could just swallow it

that's so much hassle when she could just swallow it
that's so much hassle when she could just swallow it

 

[Deleted member 22999]

come on man who even thinks of this stuff? i couldn’t if i tried. truth is stranger than fiction i guess

 

[Incel Gamer]

With enough dehydrated semen powder she could rehydrate it into a "paste", mold it into a disc with her hands, stick under the waffle iron and create cum pancakes. Then she can drizzle her boyfriend's fresh semen on them like syrup. It will be a nice balanced jizz breakfast!

To top it all off, she can sprinkle more semen powder on her semen pancakes like powdered sugar to add extra flavor.

 

[Cuyen]

Women are animals: exhibit no.1337

 

[reallyunfuckable]

Women are animals: exhibit no.1337

 

[Deleted member 26032]

what the fuck did I just read?

Degeneracy

 

[based_meme]

This cunt needs to be sterilized. Imagine that thing as a mother.