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I've bought over 100 escorts. Here's what you should know...

Zuckuccius

Zuckuccius

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Ok it's more like 25-30.

Out of those 30 sessions, most were good. A few were great, and 5 or so were terrible.



The average good session:
- Feels good, only thing is condom sex is kinda dead

The great sessions:
- 3 girls let me go raw, ethnics, and was very passionate

The bad sessions:

Bad session 1.

- Booked girl for an hour
- Fucked for 40 mins (usually guys bust in 15mins)
- She said her pussy is getting sore and to stop soon, i kept going
- So she started insulting me
- So I cummed, then insulted her to her face for like 15 minutes while shes naked, it was so good.
- I analyzed all her facial features to her face and told her which surgeries/boobs jobs she needs etc

Bad session 2.
- Opened the door and there was 2 bbc niggers who looked like they were gonna kill me
- The girl looked the opposite to the photos, but i fucked anyways
- I dropped my knife on the floor as i was undressing and she was giga scared the entire time, but in a hot way
- But i was worried af she texting those bbc niggers so i left quickly after the fuck

Bad session 3.
- Hottest girl I ever met, my ideal type
- Couldn't get hard (this never happened before, must have been nervous)
- She sucked my dick for like 5 mins still couldn't get hard
- Was very awkward
- I called the session off and asked for my money back
- She only gave me like 20% of my money back
- I asked for all of it
- Her friend covered in tats threatenedmaxxed me
- I went home
- Texted her im calling the police on her for robbery(which i did)
- She said she will tell them I raped her. so I just left it cos i dont wanna deal with that shit

Probably some other bad ones but I forgot


Conclusion:

Escorts are usually a overall good, decent experience, but not amazing since it's not raw.

You can get amazing experiences sometimes, where they let u go raw and its passionate etc.. but I think the girl has to like you

Also PIV isn't as valuable as kissing, pure passion sex. And isn't as good as female companionship which I crave

After 30 escort sessions, I realized sex isn't what I want. I want a girlfriend, someone to hug, kiss, be my friend.

But you can't buy that, so... it's over.



Any questions, feel free to ask.
 
Sexhaver ramblings
 
Bad session 1.
- Booked girl for an hour
- Fucked for 40 mins (usually guys bust in 15mins)
- She said her pussy is getting sore and to stop soon, i kept going
- So she started insulting me
- So I cummed, then insulted her to her face for like 15 minutes while shes naked, it was so good.
- I analyzed all her facial features to her face and told her which surgeries/boobs jobs she needs etc
Kekfuel
 
- So I cummed, then insulted her to her face for like 15 minutes while shes naked, it was so good.
- I analyzed all her facial features to her face and told her which surgeries/boobs jobs she needs etc
:chad::chad:
 
What races were all of your escorts?
 
Bad session 3.
- Hottest girl I ever met, my ideal type
- Couldn't get hard (this never happened before, must have been nervous)
- She sucked my dick for like 5 mins still couldn't get hard
- Was very awkward
- I called the session off and asked for my money back
- She only gave me like 20% of my money back
- I asked for all of it
- Her friend covered in tats threatenedmaxxed me
- I went home
- Texted her im calling the police on her for robbery(which i did)
- She said she will tell them I raped her. so I just left it cos i dont wanna deal with that shit
Foids always use this shit as a weapon and the worst thing is that it works and even when it doesn't they face no consequences for making false allegations.
 
I would rather die incel than fucking xcorts
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i keep wanting to but two things stop me. i look on tryst and see:

1. they all want deposits
2. why the fuck do so many of them ask for id/linkedin and shit? its like ultimate blackmail material.
 
Ok it's more like 25-30.

Out of those 30 sessions, most were good. A few were great, and 5 or so were terrible.



The average good session:
- Feels good, only thing is condom sex is kinda dead

The great sessions:
- 3 girls let me go raw, ethnics, and was very passionate

The bad sessions:

Bad session 1.

- Booked girl for an hour
- Fucked for 40 mins (usually guys bust in 15mins)
- She said her pussy is getting sore and to stop soon, i kept going
- So she started insulting me
- So I cummed, then insulted her to her face for like 15 minutes while shes naked, it was so good.
- I analyzed all her facial features to her face and told her which surgeries/boobs jobs she needs etc

Bad session 2.
- Opened the door and there was 2 bbc niggers who looked like they were gonna kill me
- The girl looked the opposite to the photos, but i fucked anyways
- I dropped my knife on the floor as i was undressing and she was giga scared the entire time, but in a hot way
- But i was worried af she texting those bbc niggers so i left quickly after the fuck

Bad session 3.
- Hottest girl I ever met, my ideal type
- Couldn't get hard (this never happened before, must have been nervous)
- She sucked my dick for like 5 mins still couldn't get hard
- Was very awkward
- I called the session off and asked for my money back
- She only gave me like 20% of my money back
- I asked for all of it
- Her friend covered in tats threatenedmaxxed me
- I went home
- Texted her im calling the police on her for robbery(which i did)
- She said she will tell them I raped her. so I just left it cos i dont wanna deal with that shit

Probably some other bad ones but I forgot


Conclusion:

Escorts are usually a overall good, decent experience, but not amazing since it's not raw.

You can get amazing experiences sometimes, where they let u go raw and its passionate etc.. but I think the girl has to like you

Also PIV isn't as valuable as kissing, pure passion sex. And isn't as good as female companionship which I crave

After 30 escort sessions, I realized sex isn't what I want. I want a girlfriend, someone to hug, kiss, be my friend.

But you can't buy that, so... it's over.



Any questions, feel free to ask.
Mogger for even lasting 15 mins in bed, I usually cum after like 1 minute (depends on how tight the pussy is) :feelsrope: :feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
Ok it's more like 25-30.

Out of those 30 sessions, most were good. A few were great, and 5 or so were terrible.



The average good session:
- Feels good, only thing is condom sex is kinda dead

The great sessions:
- 3 girls let me go raw, ethnics, and was very passionate

The bad sessions:

Bad session 1.

- Booked girl for an hour
- Fucked for 40 mins (usually guys bust in 15mins)
- She said her pussy is getting sore and to stop soon, i kept going
- So she started insulting me
- So I cummed, then insulted her to her face for like 15 minutes while shes naked, it was so good.
- I analyzed all her facial features to her face and told her which surgeries/boobs jobs she needs etc

Bad session 2.
- Opened the door and there was 2 bbc niggers who looked like they were gonna kill me
- The girl looked the opposite to the photos, but i fucked anyways
- I dropped my knife on the floor as i was undressing and she was giga scared the entire time, but in a hot way
- But i was worried af she texting those bbc niggers so i left quickly after the fuck

Bad session 3.
- Hottest girl I ever met, my ideal type
- Couldn't get hard (this never happened before, must have been nervous)
- She sucked my dick for like 5 mins still couldn't get hard
- Was very awkward
- I called the session off and asked for my money back
- She only gave me like 20% of my money back
- I asked for all of it
- Her friend covered in tats threatenedmaxxed me
- I went home
- Texted her im calling the police on her for robbery(which i did)
- She said she will tell them I raped her. so I just left it cos i dont wanna deal with that shit

Probably some other bad ones but I forgot


Conclusion:

Escorts are usually a overall good, decent experience, but not amazing since it's not raw.

You can get amazing experiences sometimes, where they let u go raw and its passionate etc.. but I think the girl has to like you

Also PIV isn't as valuable as kissing, pure passion sex. And isn't as good as female companionship which I crave

After 30 escort sessions, I realized sex isn't what I want. I want a girlfriend, someone to hug, kiss, be my friend.

But you can't buy that, so... it's over.



Any questions, feel free to ask.
You went in raw? Are you insane? I get if one wants to rope but do you really want some nasti disease that will kill you slowly and painfully?
 
Mogger for even lasting 15 mins in bed, I usually cum after like 1 minute (depends on how tight the pussy is) :feelsrope: :feelsrope::feelsrope:
I kind of envy you though, ngl.

Since I had been circumsized I have a lot less feeling down there.
The doctor was a fool who literally butchered my penis and my parents are fucking idiots for letting him do this.

I feel so little when fucking that I would probably last all day if my fick would stay up as long.

Thw escorts I visited kept on riding it and riding. We switched positions and all.
They eventually complained about me not cumming.
Imagine you are trying to cum and get in the mood and the bitch asks you whether you aare finally done... .
Just because she had to put in a little over an hour of work.

The only way I could cum was if I focused on it and really wanted to.

The circumsicion was a medical procedure because my foreskin was almost closed and I could not properly pee.

But instead of just removing enough for it to work as intended, that "doctor" removed it all and disfigured my dick.

I hate my parents and wish that this "doctor" gets cancer and dies slowly and painfully.
Lung cancer for him would be nice.
 
I kind of envy you though, ngl.

Since I had been circumsized I have a lot less feeling down there.
The doctor was a fool who literally butchered my penis and my parents are fucking idiots for letting him do this.

I feel so little when fucking that I would probably last all day if my fick would stay up as long.

Thw escorts I visited kept on riding it and riding. We switched positions and all.
They eventually complained about me not cumming.
Imagine you are trying to cum and get in the mood and the bitch asks you whether you aare finally done... .
Just because she had to put in a little over an hour of work.

The only way I could cum was if I focused on it and really wanted to.

The circumsicion was a medical procedure because my foreskin was almost closed and I could not properly pee.

But instead of just removing enough for it to work as intended, that "doctor" removed it all and disfigured my dick.

I hate my parents and wish that this "doctor" gets cancer and dies slowly and painfully.
Lung cancer for him would be nice.
Brutal, I'm sorry brocel :feelsrope:. But you shouldn't envy me, there's nothing good about lasting 1 minute in bed, I don't even get to fully enjoy a whore's pussy because I cum so fast, luckily my refractory period isn't that long so I can cum again after a few minutes and my second time tends to be more enjoyable and orgasmic. But some whores don't let me cum a second time :feelsree:
 
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shit is just sad to read ngl

still mogs the living shit out of me

guess im dead and just pretending to live at this point
 
Brutal, I'm sorry brocel :feelsrope:. But you shouldn't envy me, there's nothing good about lasting 1 minute in bed, I don't even get to fully enjoy a whore's pussy because I cum so fast, luckily my refractory period isn't that long so I can cum again after a few minutes and my second time tends to be more enjoyable and orgasmic. But some whores don't let me cum a second time :feelsree:
Why won't they if you pay for half an hour or even an hour?
That is a scam at this point.

Like, if I have paid for an hour, I will stay there for an hour, even if I came in just 15 minutes.

I will wait a bit and then fuck and cum again.

They deserve a beating for this scam.
 
Are you trying to catch std?
I got tested, and never got an STD from them.

Escorts usually have low std rates because they regularly get tested.
 
Ok it's more like 25-30.

Out of those 30 sessions, most were good. A few were great, and 5 or so were terrible.



The average good session:
- Feels good, only thing is condom sex is kinda dead

The great sessions:
- 3 girls let me go raw, ethnics, and was very passionate

The bad sessions:

Bad session 1.

- Booked girl for an hour
- Fucked for 40 mins (usually guys bust in 15mins)
- She said her pussy is getting sore and to stop soon, i kept going
- So she started insulting me
- So I cummed, then insulted her to her face for like 15 minutes while shes naked, it was so good.
- I analyzed all her facial features to her face and told her which surgeries/boobs jobs she needs etc

Bad session 2.
- Opened the door and there was 2 bbc niggers who looked like they were gonna kill me
- The girl looked the opposite to the photos, but i fucked anyways
- I dropped my knife on the floor as i was undressing and she was giga scared the entire time, but in a hot way
- But i was worried af she texting those bbc niggers so i left quickly after the fuck

Bad session 3.
- Hottest girl I ever met, my ideal type
- Couldn't get hard (this never happened before, must have been nervous)
- She sucked my dick for like 5 mins still couldn't get hard
- Was very awkward
- I called the session off and asked for my money back
- She only gave me like 20% of my money back
- I asked for all of it
- Her friend covered in tats threatenedmaxxed me
- I went home
- Texted her im calling the police on her for robbery(which i did)
- She said she will tell them I raped her. so I just left it cos i dont wanna deal with that shit

Probably some other bad ones but I forgot


Conclusion:

Escorts are usually a overall good, decent experience, but not amazing since it's not raw.

You can get amazing experiences sometimes, where they let u go raw and its passionate etc.. but I think the girl has to like you

Also PIV isn't as valuable as kissing, pure passion sex. And isn't as good as female companionship which I crave

After 30 escort sessions, I realized sex isn't what I want. I want a girlfriend, someone to hug, kiss, be my friend.

But you can't buy that, so... it's over.



Any questions, feel free to ask.
Fucking based for analyzing her face and recommending surgeries :lul:
 
Mogger for even lasting 15 mins in bed, I usually cum after like 1 minute (depends on how tight the pussy is) :feelsrope: :feelsrope::feelsrope:
Escorts have wizard sleeve pussies + condom = hard to cum
 
You went in raw? Are you insane? I get if one wants to rope but do you really want some nasti disease that will kill you slowly and painfully?
STD's are easily curable with antibiotics, and I got none

HIV is only possible if you are having sex with gay men, which I am not
 
@TooSomething

I am also circumcized, but its regular.

Yes there are less nerves on the glanse but i still feel a lot with my hand.

If i am on nofap and first few two weeks i get horny too.

Is there a serious problem with your penis, like is the penis essentially destroyed? Or does it just look like regular circumcition? (not mine)

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Why won't they if you pay for half an hour or even an hour?
That is a scam at this point.

Like, if I have paid for an hour, I will stay there for an hour, even if I came in just 15 minutes.

I will wait a bit and then fuck and cum again.

They deserve a beating for this scam.
Because they are evil skanks that scam people. Not all escorts do this though, one that I regularly visit lets me cum as many times as I can, very difficult to find whores that let you cum several times because they are scammers. One bitch even lied to me and said I can cum two times but when I arrive at her place, she says only 1 time :feelswhat:.
 
Brutal, I'm sorry brocel :feelsrope:. But you shouldn't envy me, there's nothing good about lasting 1 minute in bed, I don't even get to fully enjoy a whore's pussy because I cum so fast, luckily my refractory period isn't that long so I can cum again after a few minutes and my second time tends to be more enjoyable and orgasmic. But some whores don't let me cum a second time :feelsree:
It really is difficult for men, you gotta stay hard & not cum too quick but don't take too long either. All these ways you can fail if not balanced right.
 
@TooSomething

I am also circumcized, but its regular.

Yes there are less nerves on the glanse but i still feel a lot with my hand.

If i am on nofap and first few two weeks i get horny too.

Is there a serious problem with your penis, like is the penis essentially destroyed? Or does it just look like regular circumcition? (not mine)

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Na man, skin was removed irregularely. Some areas have very thin skin whilst others have more skin / thicker skin. Also the scars look fucked up.

And I know for a fact that bitches like "good looking" dicks also. Why do you think I only ever feequented escorts?
I pay them to shut up and leave.
 
Why won't they if you pay for half an hour or even an hour?
That is a scam at this point.

Like, if I have paid for an hour, I will stay there for an hour, even if I came in just 15 minutes.

I will wait a bit and then fuck and cum again.

They deserve a beating for this scam.
Because some of them are evil whores that want to scam you.
 
I wish escortmaxxing was legal here. But I know it’s only good for pure physical sex and can’t make up for the lack of love and passion
 
Na man, skin was removed irregularely. Some areas have very thin skin whilst others have more skin / thicker skin. Also the scars look fucked up.

And I know for a fact that bitches like "good looking" dicks also. Why do you think I only ever feequented escorts?
I pay them to shut up and leave.
I know.
 
NTmoggERs thread ngl
 
You have "passionate bareback" with girls who were "into you"
Clearly they're not into me, otherwise I wouldn't be paying them money.

We pay money for the illusion of passionate sex
 
Can't fuck escorts since i live with family.
 
Can't fuck escorts since i live with family.
You can visit them. They have apartments too, you know?
Also, it costs less if you go there.

Outcalls are expensive, at least here in Germany.
 
how much did you pay for each session? were the cheap ones better?
 
tested negative for all stds
I've never understood how someone is supposed to believe that...

Literally where is this source? Are they just telling you that they tested negative?
 
I've never understood how someone is supposed to believe that...

Literally where is this source? Are they just telling you that they tested negative?
I tested negative for all STD's on myself.
 

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