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LifeFuel ive been using baby clit hemorrhoid cream on my asshole for a few weeks now, and I really think its helping!

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I'm in a medical test group to find out how good baby clits sourced from female circumcision helps sooth anal inflammation.

and bro's, its working really good! I can finally sit for hours without discomfort! it's a fucking miracle!

it sure was embarrassing having to bare my bloody ass to the doctors. but carrying around a blow up chair donut isn't my idea of a good time.

anyway, after I wash my ass I smear the baby clit cream on my ass and its like instant relief!

they say its from all the stem cells in it, is how come it works so well.

I guess once Islam takes over in the west, the price will become more affordable. but for now they are just working on the formula. something about the ratio of baby clits to the preservatives...

I'm not exactly thrilled to be using baby clits on my asshole, it seems a little gay... but I just don't feel right about using a foreskin cream on it. that, for 100% sure, seems gay!

all I want is to sit in comfort. and now I can! God is great!

oh hey, any investmentcels looking for a good investment, look into Arabic pharmaceutical companies. (can't say exactly which one rn. NDA)
 
High IQ cream user
 
I'm not going to post any photographs sorry
 
Damn, where do I get some of that? Does it work for an inflamed foreskin? My dick is fucking swollen like shit I need to something about it ASAP :worryfeels:
 
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Emba
 
Damn, where do I get some of that? Does it work for an inflamed foreskin? My dick is fucking swollen like shit I need to something about it ASAP :worryfeels:
Idk bro, they're still working on the formula, but it would probably help. I'm not sure of the legality of it though.
 
Probably the closest clit action youll ever have
 
Cunny cream on my ass
 
I'm in a medical test group to find out how good baby clits sourced from female circumcision helps sooth anal inflammation.

and bro's, its working really good! I can finally sit for hours without discomfort! it's a fucking miracle!

it sure was embarrassing having to bare my bloody ass to the doctors. but carrying around a blow up chair donut isn't my idea of a good time.

anyway, after I wash my ass I smear the baby clit cream on my ass and its like instant relief!

they say its from all the stem cells in it, is how come it works so well.

I guess once Islam takes over in the west, the price will become more affordable. but for now they are just working on the formula. something about the ratio of baby clits to the preservatives...

I'm not exactly thrilled to be using baby clits on my asshole, it seems a little gay... but I just don't feel right about using a foreskin cream on it. that, for 100% sure, seems gay!

all I want is to sit in comfort. and now I can! God is great!

oh hey, any investmentcels looking for a good investment, look into Arabic pharmaceutical companies. (can't say exactly which one rn. NDA)
LMAO NO WAY THİS İS REAL :feelskek:
 
Does it work with pilonidal cyst ?
 
Are you some kind of a sexist?
is it actually real though? i have ibs and rectal prolapse you think it'll work for me?
 
is it actually real though? i have ibs and rectal prolapse you think it'll work for me?
Ask you're doctor if the baby clits hemorrhoid cream trail is available for you.
 
asshole tearing shits from too much taco bell ay?
 
Damn, where do I get some of that? Does it work for an inflamed foreskin? My dick is fucking swollen like shit I need to something about it ASAP :worryfeels:
 
Women giving back to the community & I've always said they're attracted to assholes.
 
How do they turn the raw baby clits into cream? Is it through blending or is a chemical reagent added to create the cream consistency?
 
I'm in a medical test group to find out how good baby clits sourced from female circumcision helps sooth anal inflammation.

and bro's, its working really good! I can finally sit for hours without discomfort! it's a fucking miracle!

it sure was embarrassing having to bare my bloody ass to the doctors. but carrying around a blow up chair donut isn't my idea of a good time.

anyway, after I wash my ass I smear the baby clit cream on my ass and its like instant relief!

they say its from all the stem cells in it, is how come it works so well.

I guess once Islam takes over in the west, the price will become more affordable. but for now they are just working on the formula. something about the ratio of baby clits to the preservatives...

I'm not exactly thrilled to be using baby clits on my asshole, it seems a little gay... but I just don't feel right about using a foreskin cream on it. that, for 100% sure, seems gay!

all I want is to sit in comfort. and now I can! God is great!

oh hey, any investmentcels looking for a good investment, look into Arabic pharmaceutical companies. (can't say exactly which one rn. NDA)
Fascinating
 

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