
Emba
Jarjar Sphinx
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- May 19, 2019
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I'm in a medical test group to find out how good baby clits sourced from female circumcision helps sooth anal inflammation.
and bro's, its working really good! I can finally sit for hours without discomfort! it's a fucking miracle!
it sure was embarrassing having to bare my bloody ass to the doctors. but carrying around a blow up chair donut isn't my idea of a good time.
anyway, after I wash my ass I smear the baby clit cream on my ass and its like instant relief!
they say its from all the stem cells in it, is how come it works so well.
I guess once Islam takes over in the west, the price will become more affordable. but for now they are just working on the formula. something about the ratio of baby clits to the preservatives...
I'm not exactly thrilled to be using baby clits on my asshole, it seems a little gay... but I just don't feel right about using a foreskin cream on it. that, for 100% sure, seems gay!
all I want is to sit in comfort. and now I can! God is great!
oh hey, any investmentcels looking for a good investment, look into Arabic pharmaceutical companies. (can't say exactly which one rn. NDA)
and bro's, its working really good! I can finally sit for hours without discomfort! it's a fucking miracle!
it sure was embarrassing having to bare my bloody ass to the doctors. but carrying around a blow up chair donut isn't my idea of a good time.
anyway, after I wash my ass I smear the baby clit cream on my ass and its like instant relief!
they say its from all the stem cells in it, is how come it works so well.
I guess once Islam takes over in the west, the price will become more affordable. but for now they are just working on the formula. something about the ratio of baby clits to the preservatives...
I'm not exactly thrilled to be using baby clits on my asshole, it seems a little gay... but I just don't feel right about using a foreskin cream on it. that, for 100% sure, seems gay!
all I want is to sit in comfort. and now I can! God is great!
oh hey, any investmentcels looking for a good investment, look into Arabic pharmaceutical companies. (can't say exactly which one rn. NDA)