NSFW I've been fucking the wrong fleshlight

[fast_curry]

As a seasoned coomer, I have three fleshlight sleeves (not counting the two Kiiroo sleeves). I got my third one very recently and it hasn't left me a strong impression, but for the other two that I bought months ago, one of them is supposed to be highly intensive, whereas the other one is mild and good for long fapping sessions.

When I was putting my dried sleeve back into its case this morning, I noticed the texture written on the sleeve didn't match the one on the case. Apparently, at some point, I accidentally mixed them up and put them in the wrong cases. That explains why I've been cooming so much faster in the last couple of weeks despite always picking the "mild" one. That more or less ruined my experience. Each hentai game has a limited amount of times that I can coom to before I get bored. A simple mistake reduced the maximum value that I could extract out of those games.

Frustration aside, I'm also quite surprised that I was unable to tell the difference immediately with my dick. I guess there's still a long journey ahead before I truly become a fleshlight connoisseur

 

[Ika-Sama]

This is worser than WWII

 

[Lolimancer]

 

[I want to believe]

Never used a fleshlight in my entire life.

 

[Deleted member 36910]

When I move from home I will spend one year attempting to ascend hardcore, and then simply buy toys because I have never tried any. If I get them I will give up forever.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

I'm still using my Pringles can jury rigged with sponges and disposable gloves.

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

This is worser than WWII

 

[fast_curry]

Never used a fleshlight in my entire life.

I don't find fleshlight on its own a good cope. It only feels significantly better when you use it with an autostroker.

When I move from home I will spend one year attempting to ascend hardcore, and then simply buy toys because I have never tried any. If I get them I will give up forever.

Getting toys won't hurt. Don't have to make it harder for yourself.

I'm still using my Pringles can jury rigged with sponges and disposable gloves.

I remember seeing people using mandarin oranges as a masturbator on the Internet. I tried it myself when I was a kid. Didn't work. I guess the PH fleshlight recipe is the only one that's proven to work to some extent.

 

[SlutLiberationFront]

It is so depressing that we have to resort to this to get any sort of pleasure as women as are simply unreachable for us.

"Just pay a hooker bro "

Yeah that will add a lot to your life, fucking someone that could be riddled with STDs and is only in it because she is being paid and will be as superficial as it can possibly be. I want something genuine that goes beyond the "bond of money" and gets in the bond of real intimacy intiated by both parties, and of course, you can trust each other and have a lot more pleasure with less risks and if she's on birth control you can have a lot more fun without condom and creampie.
Some escorts DO this but only for long time customers or if they are high level escorts tested every week and so their clients, but they are expensive and not reached for the common consumer, they are only for high ranking people of high social status and resources.

God, why does everything has to be so difficult while women can get it literally for free from anyone? I know someone that only got rejected ONCE in her life for sex because the guy the whore approached had a girlfriend.

Fucking peak circus planet. I am so fucking done dude.

 

[rope2cope]

Never used a fleshlight in my entire life.

 

[fast_curry]

It is so depressing that we have to resort to this to get any sort of pleasure as women as are simply unreachable for us.

"Just pay a hooker bro "

Yeah that will add a lot to your life, fucking someone that could be riddled with STDs and is only in it because she is being paid and will be as superficial as it can possibly be. I want something genuine that goes beyond the "bond of money" and gets in the bond of real intimacy intiated by both parties, and of course, you can trust each other and have a lot more pleasure with less risks and if she's on birth control you can have a lot more fun without condom and creampie.
Some escorts DO this but only for long time customers or if they are high level escorts tested every week and so their clients, but they are expensive and not reached for the common consumer, they are only for high ranking people of high social status and resources.

God, why does everything has to be so difficult while women can get it literally for free from anyone? I know someone that only got rejected ONCE in her life for sex because the guy the whore approached had a girlfriend.

Fucking peak circus planet. I am so fucking done dude.

I always try to think positively. My fleshlight won't tell me it's not a sexual fleshlight and I can literally use it any time I want. I can also get multiple ones with different textures and switch them during or between sessions. It's even possible to script the stroking rhythm and sync it up with videos and games, though I'm too busy & lazy to set it up.

In the end, it's nothing but a massive cope. Fleshlight, sex doll, none of those can be regarded as a replacement for the company of a real person. I brush my doll's hair, wipe her with alcohol, get her dressed from time to time. Not sure I should be happy or sad for not being autistic enough to be content with what I have.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

I don't find fleshlight on its own a good cope. It only feels significantly better when you use it with an autostroker.

Getting toys won't hurt. Don't have to make it harder for yourself.

I remember seeing people using mandarin oranges as a masturbator on the Internet. I tried it myself when I was a kid. Didn't work. I guess the PH fleshlight recipe is the only one that's proven to work to some extent.

And I've seen banana peels taped back with electrical tape and warmed in a microvwave on the internet. But the Pringles can I've actually used, and it works well enough for the price: free.

 

[Cyrrow]

I'm going to college to ascend. If I don't ascend by then at least I'll hopefully have a job so I can get my own place so I can buy a sex doll.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I'm still using my Pringles can jury rigged with sponges and disposable gloves.

incel af

I'm going to college to ascend. If I don't ascend by then at least I'll hopefully have a job so I can get my own place so I can buy a sex doll.

would you mount it on a sex swing?

 

[fast_curry]

would you mount it on a sex swing?

silicone dolls are extremely fragile. The skeleton can pierce through the skin if you let her stay too long on a sex swing.

 

[SlutLiberationFront]

I always try to think positively. My fleshlight won't tell me it's not a sexual fleshlight and I can literally use it any time I want. I can also get multiple ones with different textures and switch them during or between sessions. It's even possible to script the stroking rhythm and sync it up with videos and games, though I'm too busy & lazy to set it up.

In the end, it's nothing but a massive cope. Fleshlight, sex doll, none of those can be regarded as a replacement for the company of a real person. I brush my doll's hair, wipe her with alcohol, get her dressed from time to time. Not sure I should be happy or sad for not being autistic enough to be content with what I have.

Tought of buying a doll with the appearance of someone I felt attracted to, but the prices are god damn absurd because they are highly specialized items. It would just make me further depressed, as at the end of everything, I would just realise it is not a person... it is an object, inanimate, that feels nothing for me, it won't talk to me, it won't comfort me in times when I feel down, it won't go places with me and build memories, you will never hear her heartbeat, feel her warmth, her breath when she is peacefuly sleeping, all it's gonna do is be an inanimate object, and realise that everyday would be extreme suifuel.
Nothing will replace what a real person could do for you.

 

[Cyrrow]

would you mount it on a sex swing?

Idk maybe, I haven't put much thought into it besides how the doll will look.

 

[Remaincel]

Flashlight must be so much work to make it hygienic
But looks good is much better than normal fap?

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Flashlight must be so much work to make it hygienic
But looks good is much better than normal fap?

it's really easy. Just spray toy cleaner on it, have a dowel for it to air dry

silicone dolls are extremely fragile. The skeleton can pierce through the skin if you let her stay too long on a sex swing.

what a waste.

I think the future of waifus is more like Blade Runner 2050 where they will be digital assets, Seems so high maintainance to have an entire dead silicone body lying around, though I get it completely

 

[HeimatVertrieben]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7VgXfOXx88

 

[Detro]

Based.
But you're kinda dumb if you can't immediately tell the differences in texture.
If you weren't an incel you'd be the kind of dude who gets all the stds.

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Don't have to make it harder for yourself.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

Young men have been reduced to this in 2021

 

[fast_curry]

dk maybe, I haven't put much thought into it besides how the doll will look.

definitely put some thought into how much it weighs and the material it uses (TPE or Silicone). Getting a good-looking doll that weighs 55kg is always a bad idea.

 

[fast_curry]

A quick update: I used the mild version today and lasted longer, but I didn't feel any better. Maybe I've been cooming too much lately. Think I'll go no fap for a week or two

 

[BornToLose]

Incel problems.

 

[Emba]

I'm still using my Pringles can jury rigged with sponges and disposable gloves.

Lays "staxx" pool noodles's me

 

[BornToLose]

I'm still using my Pringles can jury rigged with sponges and disposable gloves.

Medievalcel.

 

[NagarNikkucel]

Such pathetic existence we have

 

[Steiner Ex Machina]

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[Deleted member 36838]

Incel problems.

Young men have been reduced to this in 2021

over bro

Funny how men used to struggles for food, war, their families safety and now their biggest problem is swapping fleshlights.

 

[fast_curry]

Funny how men used to struggles for food, war, their families safety and now their biggest problem is swapping fleshlights.

Men these days. I wonder why they can't just get a gf.

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

fleshlights are low quality overpriced plastic garbage jfl mine broke in like 2 months tops maybe less don't remember exactly. and it's not like it feels better than just fapping also you need lube and the lube is cold tbh makes my balls shiver and you gotta keep cleaning it it's fucking disgusting it gets fucking smelly and sticky and your hairs will stick to it how do people like that shit it's beyond me nglngl imagine dropping a hundred bucks for that shit

A quick update: I used the mild version today and lasted longer, but I didn't feel any better. Maybe I've been cooming too much lately. Think I'll go no fap for a week or two

it doesn't feel any better coz it's shit jfl

 

[BornToLose]

fleshlights are low quality overpriced plastic garbage jfl mine broke in like 2 months tops maybe less don't remember exactly. and it's not like it feels better than just fapping also you need lube and the lube is cold tbh makes my balls shiver and you gotta keep cleaning it it's fucking disgusting it gets fucking smelly and sticky and your hairs will stick to it how do people like that shit it's beyond me nglngl imagine dropping a hundred bucks for that shit

it doesn't feel any better coz it's shit jfl

How the hell did yours break??? They definitely provide a decent contrast to the old five knuckle shuffle. Plus it's hands free if you shove it between the mattress and the bed springs.

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

How the hell did yours break??? They definitely provide a decent contrast to the old five knuckle shuffle. Plus it's hands free if you shove it between the mattress and the bed springs.

I have a massive bwc

 

[BornToLose]

I have a massive bwc

Fair enough

 

[Deleted member 28148]

Never used a fleshlight in my entire life.

 

[fast_curry]

fleshlights are low quality overpriced plastic garbage jfl mine broke in like 2 months tops maybe less don't remember exactly. and it's not like it feels better than just fapping also you need lube and the lube is cold tbh makes my balls shiver and you gotta keep cleaning it it's fucking disgusting it gets fucking smelly and sticky and your hairs will stick to it how do people like that shit it's beyond me nglngl imagine dropping a hundred bucks for that shit

it doesn't feel any better coz it's shit jfl

I find fleshlight launch to be the true game-changer. It can free both of your hands if you position it correctly. I sometimes turn it on when I play hentai games and it feels as if a cute gf is giving you a head.

 

[BornToLose]

Can't believe this is no longer ID-worthy.

 

[fast_curry]

Can't believe this is no longer ID-worthy.

yeah I was a little surprised tbh because escortcels usually post their experience on Inceldom discussion. Aren't fleshlights and whores literally in the same category?

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

Aren't fleshlights and whores literally in the same category?

They should be, but ((())) are cucks.