LeDepravedCel
And then one day, for no reason at all...
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Napoleon Bonaparte is the ultimate proof that looks determine your fate with women. Despite becoming the most powerful man of the entire world, Napoleon lacked both the strong jaw and the height that women look for. Accordingly, here are some facts about the wife, Joséphine, whom, after a long desperate search for a wife, he would end up marrying:
- Joséphine was already married before, and had two children out of this marriage.
- She was more than six years older than he was, too.
- Her first impression of him was not a good one. His physique was by no means exceptional, and he was rather awkward around women. She harbored no feelings towards him. Obviously, he wasn't particularly notably by this point yet.
- When Napoleon proposed her to marry him, she thus had her doubts. The only reason she went through with it was because she realised that her age was advancing, and that she'd need to settle down with a man who could care for her.
- The whore had many affairs, both before and during her marriage with Napoleon, including affairs with leading notable figures. She even had affairs while her husband went out to the battlefields.
- In fact, when Napoleon was in Italy, he begged her to join him. In response, she pretended she was pregnant as an excuse not to come. In actuality, she just wanted to keep being the local slut while her husband was away.
- During their separation, Napoleon sent her many love letters. In February 1797, he wrote: 'You to whom nature as given spirit, sweetness, and beauty, you who alone can move and rule my heart, you who know all too well the absolute empire you exercise over it!' However, Josephine rarely wrote back and when she did, her letters were dry and often tepid.
- When Napoleon became powerful, suddenly the whore changed her mind, and decided he'd be worthwhile to stick around with.
- By that time, however, she was a used-up post-wall infertile woman, and she never bore Napoleon a single child.
- Nonetheless she used the opportunity to be a filthy leech, notably living in a big mansion he gave her, and spending millions of his hard-earned wealth on expensive clothing and jewellery.
- Yet despite all this, mainstream simp articles insist on describing her as eloquent, elegant, beautiful, educated, etc.