There's a Medium-tier spic guy in my unit who falls under me in the chain of command, and he has a phone ringtone that puts me on sui watch.
I'm dead serious.
It's the ending of that one 50 shades of grey song, the one that goes "Girl your perfect, always worth it..."
I seen it ring a few times from his overly obsessed wife with the loud ringtone, and a selfie with him and her
I like the song, but I will never have the chance to do what he did because there will never be a toilet for me to do that with. Fuck, no one even calls my phone at all, jfl.
it's ok, I will just drink alcohol and read my scripture
it's over
I'm dead serious.
It's the ending of that one 50 shades of grey song, the one that goes "Girl your perfect, always worth it..."
I seen it ring a few times from his overly obsessed wife with the loud ringtone, and a selfie with him and her
I like the song, but I will never have the chance to do what he did because there will never be a toilet for me to do that with. Fuck, no one even calls my phone at all, jfl.
it's ok, I will just drink alcohol and read my scripture
it's over
