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recently theres been this boyband from korea called BTS which has been really popping in the US lately. They recently made an appearance on the Ellen show, and they literally have 1000s of screaming fangirls. Ive watched a few of their music videos and looked at some of their photos and ive come to the conclusion that their facial features are quite easy to replicate as long as u have the money, ill list them below.

1. triangle shaped chin, with strongly visible jawline.
this can be achieved with plastic surgery, by surgically cutting your jawline. Can be further enhanced by removing excess fat from cheeks, as it will make your frame look more rigid.

2. higher nose arc
this can be achieved by rhinoplasty

3. caucasian like eyes
done by double eyelid surgery and a bit of make up

4. pale skin
a fuck ton of skin whitener will do the job

5. boyish/ slim figure
go crash diet, no need for gymcelling

6. designer clothing
hop into your nearest gucci store
 
1. triangle shaped chin, with strongly visible jawline.
this can be achieved with plastic surgery, by surgically cutting your jawline. Can be further enhanced by removing excess fat from cheeks, as it will make your frame look more rigid.

2. higher nose arc
this can be achieved by rhinoplasty

3. caucasian like eyes
done by double eyelid surgery and a bit of make up

4. pale skin
a fuck ton of skin whitener will do the job

5. boyish/ slim figure
go crash diet, no need for gymcelling

6. designer clothing
hop into your nearest gucci store



Basically : death to poorcel. :feelsbadman:
 
Asians have quality hair genetics, that's already good.
 
asians can only ascend through being chang, k-pop game or betabux
 
recently theres been this boyband from korea called BTS which has been really popping in the US lately. They recently made an appearance on the Ellen show, and they literally have 1000s of screaming fangirls. Ive watched a few of their music videos and looked at some of their photos and ive come to the conclusion that their facial features are quite easy to replicate as long as u have the money, ill list them below.

1. triangle shaped chin, with strongly visible jawline.
this can be achieved with plastic surgery, by surgically cutting your jawline. Can be further enhanced by removing excess fat from cheeks, as it will make your frame look more rigid.

2. higher nose arc
this can be achieved by rhinoplasty

3. caucasian like eyes
done by double eyelid surgery and a bit of make up

4. pale skin
a fuck ton of skin whitener will do the job

5. boyish/ slim figure
go crash diet, no need for gymcelling

6. designer clothing
hop into your nearest gucci store
Is this you, boyo?

 
I wonder if @rafaelvicuna3 could ascend following this.
 
They should also jelq. That 4 inch average in a bunch of Asian countries is no bueno.
 
JFL @ all this ethnic cope. First it's niggers now it's gooks.
 
>Lifefuel for ricecels
>Ascend as a ricecel by not looking like a ricecel
top kek
 

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