its over, my oneitis will never ask for my hoodie

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

i will never get my oneitis, she will never ask for my hoodie to wear during weekends just to be reminded of my smell when im away fuck my incel life

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

its pain i will never experience a girls soft touch, kisses on the lips while I hold her waist

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

so gay

stfu its cute and romantic

 

[My Name Jeff]

dumb nigger you are

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

dumb nigger you are

No./Yes.

 

[Incelius Savage]

She’ll never hump it before giving it back to you.

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

She’ll never hump it before giving it back to you.

omg i was gonna say that as well, and she'll never use my hoodie as pillow

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

She’ll never hump it before giving it back to you.

i wouldnt wash my hoodie for days after I get it back from her

 

[Inceldom Victim]

so gay

 

[Incelius Savage]

i wouldnt wash my hoodie for days after I get it back from her

The hint of tuna would be so nice right?

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

The hint of tuna would be so nice right?

the hint of her scent would be sso nice and it'll remind me of her when I fap

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

The hint of tuna would be so nice right?

no, my oneitis smells really nice, like lavender

 

[Incelius Savage]

no, my oneitis smells really nice, like lavender

Ooo nice

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

Ooo nice

yeah I cant get her scent out of my mind, today we did terry fox run (canada) and she looked so cute, even after she finished running she didnt smell

 

[calimero]

When i was in the mental hospital i would always pull the cap of a hoodie over a girl's head to tease her, but she was 40 tho

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

Ooo nice

imagine i actually start dating my oneitis I'd be able to cuddle with her everyday and she'll asks for my hoodie to be reminded of me how hot is that

 

[Incelius Savage]

yeah I cant get her scent out of my mind, today we did terry fox run (canada) and she looked so cute, even after she finished running she didnt smell

Imagine eating her sweaty axe wound

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

When i was in the mental hospital i would always pull the cap of a hoodie over a girl's head to tease her, but she was 40 tho

40

 

[Incelius Savage]

imagine i actually start dating my oneitis I'd be able to cuddle with her everyday and she'll asks for my hoodie to be reminded of me how hot is that

Yeah imagine

 

[Billowel]

you are so cucked it is crazy. how can you love a girl who wants nothing to do with you?you are plain fucking retarded.

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

Imagine eating her sweaty axe wound

even better I'd eat her out on the spot if she asked me to

 

[Django the niggero]

so gay

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

Yeah imagine

if I looksmaxx succesfully it'll no longer be a daydreram

 

[calimero]

40

If she was 10 years younger i might have kissed her

 

[Incelius Savage]

even better I'd eat her out on the spot if she asked me to

In front of everyone?

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

you are so cucked it is crazy. how can you love a girl who wants nothing to do with you?you are plain fucking retarded.

attraction can be developed

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

In front of everyone?

sure if she asked

 

[calimero]

thats not a girl, thats a grandmother

She looked young and said she was still fertile

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

She looked young and said she was still fertile

“hey I’m still fertile”

 

[calimero]

“hey I’m still fertile”

No more like she talked about a doctor check-up and it had something to do with her fertility

 

[TheCatMan]

My oneitis will never know that I exist. I actually learned her first name through the company she used to work for three years ago.

 

[HiddenUzer.Belgrade]

My oneitis will never know that I exist. I actually learned her first name through the company she used to work for three years ago.

Jfl y’all obsess over random girls

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

My oneitis will never know that I exist. I actually learned her first name through the company she used to work for three years ago.

I'll post fiction:

he protagonist of our story is a man named "Aspie John" and involves a woman named "Anxious Jane".

Aspie John meets Anxious Jane in "High School".

Anxious Jane is in Special Ed for severe anxiety, and so is Aspie John. Aspie John and Anxious Jane appear to have some mutual attraction at times, given Anxious Jane would always make the same "anxious" hand-fiddling gestures as Aspie John.

Anxious Jane, however, always manages to next to the tallest kid in the room, which is odd given he sits alone in an otherwise empty row of desks. When Tall Kid helps the teacher pick up classroom litter, Anxious Jane suddenly bolts up and quickly joins them. Aspie John remains seated due to anxiety. After some time, Tall Kid starts to sit with other kids in the classroom, leaving Anxious Jane sitting alone each day. He sits across from Aspie John.

Three years later...

Aspie John and Anxious Jane are in different Special Ed classrooms. Anxious Jane speaks of wanting to be in a friendship with Aspie John. There is a catch, however: Anxious Jane regularly wears ponytails and make-up for the Tall Kid in her new classroom. She would flirt with this man in class(Which frustrated her teacher) and would also chat with him over text and social media, all while sometimes making friendly gestures towards Aspie John in passing through the hallway.

On a certain occasion, though, Aspie John encounters Anxious Jane in a hospital lab waiting room. Anxious Jane makes friendly gestures towards Aspie John. Aspie John, being a very coy man, is reluctant to approach Anxious Jane. As he prepares to approach her, he recalls her heavy flirtation with Tall Kid in her new classroom. He also remembers hearing her teacher say, "Why is Anxious Jane flirting with Tall Kid? She already has a boyfriend."

He then decides to ignore her and covers himself with a hoodie.

A few days later, Aspie John overhears a teacher speaking of himself and Anxious Jane - "He's so sensitive! Oh my goodness! They were just joking!" - Note that this is after months of flirting and closeness between Anxious Jane and Tall Kid. Shortly after that, Anxious Jane flirts with Tall Kid in her classroom, telling him "P-Please don't call my phone number".

An interesting story of "signals" and cues, yes?

Correct. Let me continue with the story of Aspie John:

In Special Ed, Aspie John was referred to the school psychologist. The school psychologist, who also saw Anxious Jane, encouraged Aspie John to speak to Anxious Jane.

"You should speak to Jane!"(S.P)

"I'm not sure..."(A.J)

"Try speaking to Anxious Jane! She would love to have someone to speak to!"(S.P)

"Okay, I think I'll try..."(A.J)

Aspie John would go home anxiously each day and think incessantly of his fellow classmates. He would feel very, depressed, jittery and uncomfortable due to a restless mind. Thinking of Anxious Jane only worsened it.

The teacher criticized Aspie John several times for his inability to socialize with Anxious Jane, who had little problem socializing with kids at social clubs she attended. She would criticize Aspie John's statements of "Managing his classroom anxiety" yet constantly gave Anxious Jane exemptions for her inability to recount her night(The teacher would ask everyone about it daily).

Furthermore, Anxious Jane was desired by nearly every male in the class. Aspie John was ignored to the extent of needing the teacher(Or, on one occasion, the Hispanic kid) to do class activities. One boy quickly sat near Anxious Jane and wrapped his arms around her during a class project.

"Jane, It's okay sweetie. Come pair with me."

As for the "speaking", Anxious Jane's hand-fiddling gestures, as well as her decision to mimic several of Aspie John's other avoidant behaviors, led to criticism from the Phys. Ed teacher, who said:

"Jane was playing with her hands instead of working on her activities. I think we have a dynamic there. Keep that in check."

Anxious Jane then frowned at Aspie John and started coming to school without her glasses(To impress Tall Kid).

Aspie John was also switched to other classroom duties after Anxious Jane wrote her "message" to him via homework.

A certain (respectable) Hispanic boy said of Jane:

"Is Jane still going to be in our classroom?"(He asked this after Aspie John was told that he would remain in the current classroom; unprovoked information)

"No. She'll be switched into the other classroom."(Teacher)

Anxious Jane stopped coming to school until she was switched into another classroom for reasons unknown to Aspie John. She was, of course, shifting to Option #1: Tall Kid.