JFL It's over for shopliftcels.

[Deleted member 236]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-44619304

JFL at how they're treating this poor bastard as if he's one the Most Wanted list. He's apparently homeless and has never hurt anyone.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

didntdonuffin

 

[MartyLaBrebis]

What does that have to do with us?

''intimidating due to his size, demeanour and reputation."

That's not me at all.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Shoplifting is for lowiqcels

 

[EARTH]

Shoplifting is for lowiqcels

I've shoplifted before. Guess it's time to join the low IQ club (alongside you)

 

[Deleted member 236]

What does that have to do with us?

''intimidating due to his size, demeanour and reputation."

That's not me at all.

He looks like an Incel.

I've shoplifted before. Guess it's time to join the low IQ club (alongside you)

Me too. I used to work at a supermarket and helped myself to stuff all the time. At break time I'd walk round the store, pick out some stuff and take it up to the canteen. Eventually got sacked kek

 

[towncel]

He looks like an Incel.



Me too. I used to work at a supermarket and helped myself to stuff all the time. At break time I'd walk round the store, pick out some stuff and take it up to the canteen. Eventually got sacked kek

 

[incellooksmaxer]

lol that happened all the time.

 

[EARTH]

Me too. I used to work at a supermarket and helped myself to stuff all the time. At break time I'd walk round the store, pick out some stuff and take it up to the canteen. Eventually got sacked kek

LOL. Good stuff.

1. I was at the mall and snatched a Calvin Klein wallet from the stand.

2. As I was walking toward the exit some (very fat) security officer grabbed me and told me I was being "detained for shoplifting".

Little FYI: Stores have "detectives" dressed in plain clothes that follow you around to see what you're doing.

3. He takes me to a room in the back and ends up grabbing my neck because I refused to empty my backpack. The fat fucker choked me, LOL.

4. Police officer came. He was very friendly. Put me into his car. Drove me home. No charge no nothing (JBW in action)

I got banned from that mall for 2 years.

 

[EthnicelNL]

I've shoplifted before. Guess it's time to join the low IQ club

LOL. Good stuff.

1. I was at the mall and snatched a Calvin Klein wallet from the stand.

2. As I was walking toward the exit some (very fat) security officer grabbed me and told me I was being "detained for shoplifting".

Little FYI: Stores have "detectives" dressed in plain clothes that follow you around to see what you're doing.

3. He takes me to a room in the back and ends up grabbing my neck because I refused to empty my backpack. The fat fucker choked me, LOL.

4. Police officer came. He was very friendly. Put me into his car. Drove me home. No charge no nothing (JBW in action)

I got banned from that mall for 2 years.

JFL its so over

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Just shoplift theory

 

[Deleted member 236]

LOL. Good stuff.

1. I was at the mall and snatched a Calvin Klein wallet from the stand.

2. As I was walking toward the exit some (very fat) security officer grabbed me and told me I was being "detained for shoplifting".

Little FYI: Stores have "detectives" dressed in plain clothes that follow you around to see what you're doing.

3. He takes me to a room in the back and ends up grabbing my neck because I refused to empty my backpack. The fat fucker choked me, LOL.

4. Police officer came. He was very friendly. Put me into his car. Drove me home. No charge no nothing (JBW in action)

I got banned from that mall for 2 years.

LOL. Yeah dude. I got caught by a store detective as well kek. They do indeed have them. The supermarket I worked at was big, but they only had a store detective on Sundays. And the fucker caught me nicking a bottle of water. Some fat fuck in plain clothes who's job was to walk around the store all day. All the security guards were fat fucks there. How I don't know, they work about 60 hours a week and are on their feet all day. One fat Asian security guard dropped dead one time, heart attack, was ~31. They also have cameras everywhere but they're very rarely watched.

Stealing is fine so long as it's from a big company. Stealing from a small business or family business is not cool. And stealing from a friend is hideous. My childhood best friend started stealing from me towards the end. Broke my heart.

 

[Vodaccenu]

I remember stealing Pokemon cards from Toys R Us . Never got caught feels good.

 

[EARTH]

Stealing is fine so long as it's from a big company. Stealing from a small business or family business is not cool. And stealing from a friend is hideous. My childhood best friend started stealing from me towards the end. Broke my heart.

There should be some code of conduct when you are a thief.

- Those who deserve it.
- Those who can suffer the losses (ie. big companies as you said)

Don't know why or how I started stealing. I stole YuGiOh cards from classmates as early as grade 3. Odd.

@Vodaccenu LOL. Similar to me. This is god-damn funny.