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Nordicel94
Pancake-faced viking-cel
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- Joined
- Oct 5, 2022
- Posts
- 544
Man:
-You lose your job
-You can't pay rent or utilities
-Debt is accrued
-You lose your home
-You go to shelters
-You go to soup kitchens
-You sleep outside when shelters are full
-You perish on a winter's night
Foids:
-Get kicked out of their apartment for buying designer bags instead of paying rent
-Panic briefly, but then, a light bulb!
-Go on Tinder
-Get 50 matches in a day
-Pick a guy
-Go out on a date for a free meal
-Go home and have sex with the guy
-Say the next morning that they're renovating your place and ask if you can stay a couple of days with him.
-The White Knight is at first a bit hesitant, but agrees, I mean he just had his peepee inside of her
-A couple of days go by, the guy asks about the renovation
-Put on the waterworks and say that you've been kicked out of your apartment because of some evil MALE landlord who's probably an incel.
-The White Knight tells her she can stay at his place until she finds a new place to stay
-Extend the period for as long as possible, until he is acclamitized
-She now has a home, and he has easy access to sex
Alternatively:
-Get a new date, free meal and ONS every night in perpetuity
*Obvious exceptions:
-60 year old schizophrenic hags who strangle kittens at train stations, they can truly be homeless.
-You lose your job
-You can't pay rent or utilities
-Debt is accrued
-You lose your home
-You go to shelters
-You go to soup kitchens
-You sleep outside when shelters are full
-You perish on a winter's night
Foids:
-Get kicked out of their apartment for buying designer bags instead of paying rent
-Panic briefly, but then, a light bulb!
-Go on Tinder
-Get 50 matches in a day
-Pick a guy
-Go out on a date for a free meal
-Go home and have sex with the guy
-Say the next morning that they're renovating your place and ask if you can stay a couple of days with him.
-The White Knight is at first a bit hesitant, but agrees, I mean he just had his peepee inside of her
-A couple of days go by, the guy asks about the renovation
-Put on the waterworks and say that you've been kicked out of your apartment because of some evil MALE landlord who's probably an incel.
-The White Knight tells her she can stay at his place until she finds a new place to stay
-Extend the period for as long as possible, until he is acclamitized
-She now has a home, and he has easy access to sex
Alternatively:
-Get a new date, free meal and ONS every night in perpetuity
*Obvious exceptions:
-60 year old schizophrenic hags who strangle kittens at train stations, they can truly be homeless.