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Blackpill It's impossible for foids to be truly homeless

Nordicel94

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Man:
-You lose your job
-You can't pay rent or utilities
-Debt is accrued
-You lose your home
-You go to shelters
-You go to soup kitchens
-You sleep outside when shelters are full
-You perish on a winter's night

Foids:
-Get kicked out of their apartment for buying designer bags instead of paying rent
-Panic briefly, but then, a light bulb!
-Go on Tinder
-Get 50 matches in a day
-Pick a guy
-Go out on a date for a free meal
-Go home and have sex with the guy
-Say the next morning that they're renovating your place and ask if you can stay a couple of days with him.
-The White Knight is at first a bit hesitant, but agrees, I mean he just had his peepee inside of her
-A couple of days go by, the guy asks about the renovation
-Put on the waterworks and say that you've been kicked out of your apartment because of some evil MALE landlord who's probably an incel.
-The White Knight tells her she can stay at his place until she finds a new place to stay
-Extend the period for as long as possible, until he is acclamitized
-She now has a home, and he has easy access to sex

Alternatively:
-Get a new date, free meal and ONS every night in perpetuity

*Obvious exceptions:
-60 year old schizophrenic hags who strangle kittens at train stations, they can truly be homeless.
 
Here's some more on the topic of foid homelessness, bar extreme mentalcelery it is almost impossible for a foid to be homeless


We like to romanticize the cowboy drifter but the true drifters are foids that don't want a job and need to feed their addictions.
 
Oh look, another based take that society and normies will insist isn't true
 
Man:
-You lose your job
-You can't pay rent or utilities
-Debt is accrued
-You lose your home
-You go to shelters
-You go to soup kitchens
-You sleep outside when shelters are full
-You perish on a winter's night

Foids:
-Get kicked out of their apartment for buying designer bags instead of paying rent
-Panic briefly, but then, a light bulb!
-Go on Tinder
-Get 50 matches in a day
-Pick a guy
-Go out on a date for a free meal
-Go home and have sex with the guy
-Say the next morning that they're renovating your place and ask if you can stay a couple of days with him.
-The White Knight is at first a bit hesitant, but agrees, I mean he just had his peepee inside of her
-A couple of days go by, the guy asks about the renovation
-Put on the waterworks and say that you've been kicked out of your apartment because of some evil MALE landlord who's probably an incel.
-The White Knight tells her she can stay at his place until she finds a new place to stay
-Extend the period for as long as possible, until he is acclamitized
-She now has a home, and he has easy access to sex

Alternatively:
-Get a new date, free meal and ONS every night in perpetuity

*Obvious exceptions:
-60 year old schizophrenic hags who strangle kittens at train stations, they can truly be homeless.
Girls can literally js use some betabuxx
 

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