Mods are finally getting annoyed by copypastas
Mods are finally getting annoyed by copypastas
Scary shit man. Best to minimize your usage of them, sadly.
rip in pasta
Copypasta posters are the most oppressed group on this forum
If I found .co now I wouldn't have made an account here
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Lots of boring people and fakecels not as much good people as there was before and greycels don't get bullied enough these days
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Lots of boring people and fakecels not as much good people as there was before and greycels don't get bullied enough these days
Brilliant copypasta
Years of fapping to hentai has reduced me to an empty husk. I lay awake thinking about what it must be like to have a normal penis, only to realize that normality is so far beyond my reach that I can no longer picture it. Sometimes I cry myself to sleep, wondering why not a single drip will fall from the end of my crippled member. In public I can only feel shame, knowing that those around me have fapped many times and continue to rise each time, while my penis lays shriveled and defeated in the dark confines of my underwear. My inferiority is a tumor on my mental state, eating away at me as I long for a life where I can maintain just a small piece of an erection. Each time I have to remove my clothes I'm forced to stare down at the pitiful mess that is my broken penis, and I can only think back to the times where it was functional. My relationship life has been torn away by this; the chance to present my pristine member to a female was stripped away from me by my own foolishness before I could ever get a chance to find love. My life is a dark and hollow entity devoid of emotion, driven only by the unending desire to fap to more hentai. Each day I wake up to the cruel realization that I am once again without the soft warmth of a loving anime wife, and each night I return to my lonely bed, knowing that I am the only creature that will ever lie in it.
Perhaps one of the worst parts of this miserable existence is knowing that most of the world functions normally, totally blind to the pain that I am enduring. While other people live their daily lives, I live a life of pain and anxiety with no hope in sight. My mind has long since lost the ability to hold normal thoughts, and instead fixates constantly on my empty testicles and the thought of the endless amounts of hentai I have yet to watch. When I close my eyes I see anime breasts swaying gently, taunting me from the recesses of my mind. While my brain holds onto these thoughts, I know deep down that they are mere fantasy, an illusion that will never enter my reality. Sometimes I suffocate myself with my own pillow, imagining for a brief moment that it is the generous bust of a gorgeous anime girl guiding me to true comfort. When I lie down I imagine the surface beneath me as an inviting pair of thighs cradling my head. I have lost the ability to speak to other humans. When I open my mouth the only noises I can create are the sounds I've heard in past anime, sounds that my brain endlessly loops to the point of inducing insanity. I try to focus on living and moving forward, but my mental state has deteriorated to the point where normal daily experiences are meaningless to me.
Perhaps one of the worst parts of this miserable existence is knowing that most of the world functions normally, totally blind to the pain that I am enduring. While other people live their daily lives, I live a life of pain and anxiety with no hope in sight. My mind has long since lost the ability to hold normal thoughts, and instead fixates constantly on my empty testicles and the thought of the endless amounts of hentai I have yet to watch. When I close my eyes I see anime breasts swaying gently, taunting me from the recesses of my mind. While my brain holds onto these thoughts, I know deep down that they are mere fantasy, an illusion that will never enter my reality. Sometimes I suffocate myself with my own pillow, imagining for a brief moment that it is the generous bust of a gorgeous anime girl guiding me to true comfort. When I lie down I imagine the surface beneath me as an inviting pair of thighs cradling my head. I have lost the ability to speak to other humans. When I open my mouth the only noises I can create are the sounds I've heard in past anime, sounds that my brain endlessly loops to the point of inducing insanity. I try to focus on living and moving forward, but my mental state has deteriorated to the point where normal daily experiences are meaningless to me.
Congrats on the pink colors.
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tbh
you didn't congratulate me
Congrats to you too lol I didn't notice it.
So no more Completely done with this shit forum full of LARPers and /pol/tard users threads?
We need to start archiving these posts before the cucked mods remove them
Was it the 'first comment' copypasta?
Yes
Mods didn't realise I had actually intentionally given the OP a bump so he could get replies
what about bookmarked?
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Bookmarked this thread I have.
Read you will not
I lowkey feel responsible. Sorry!! Have this as a gift
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Nah I literally have ten copypastas saved on my phone plus I modifyed yours a bit so you aren't responsible for it and i was the one to post it in Inceldom discussion
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I hate copypastas
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.
You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it.
Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are akin to those of the bird that keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, and even occasionally earth shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, routinely childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful.
You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame.
You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet.
I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.
Shut up and go away lest you achieve the physical retribution your behaviour merits.
Thank you for your kind attention to and expected cooperation in this matter.
Thanks boyoI see. Anyway, I hope that you're having great day, op:
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I see. Anyway, I hope that you're having great day, op:
Damn. This is so wholesome.Thanks boyo
You too have a good day, fren
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Thank you.
I will try to.
I never read the copypasta ngl
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I see.
at least you dont get a warning for that
Once again first reply, I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.
Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.
It's Over , you might as well just go post on IncelTears and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pump and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks.
Oh it's not over yet
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Over for copypastacels
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