It's as difficult to imagine myself having a gf as it is to imagine myself having a billion dollars

[Deleted member 9758]

I forget what it's like even talking to femoids, let alone having intimate relationships with them and doing cute couple shit. Imagine actually having a foid wanting to do stuff with you. I see normies walking around with their foids holding hands and talking and to them and I bet it feels so natural and mundane to them. Something similar only happened to me once and I literally fucking celebrate anniversaries of that day and do all kinds of schizo shit.

I'm trying Tinder soon and if I don't ascend with a 5/10+ femoid with a healthy BMI i'm going to rope myself because I can't take much more of this. This is not what life is meant to be. I don't have the energy to continue with college if I remain a friendless, virgin rotter so I would end up dropping out and becoming a NEET and my parents wouldn't put up with that so i'd become homeless. My life depends on my Tinder matches.

 

[Incelius Savage]

You fucked an escort. Stop complaining

 

[Deleted member 9758]

You fucked an escort. Stop complaining

and?
In what way does that change my situation? Escortcelling is fun but it isn't much more than advanced masturbation and anyone here can do it fi they wanted to.

 

[Deleted member 3129]

and?
In what way does that change my situation? Escortcelling is fun but it isn't much more than advanced masturbation and anyone here can do it fi they wanted to.

theyd 100% reject me

 

[Murdoch89]

Its the same odds of me having a gf as it is for me to win the lottery 1200000000 to 1

 

[Deleted member 9758]

theyd 100% reject me

they wouldn't lol, they literally fuck 200lbs bald, greasy hubbycels.

 

[Orca]

if I don't ascend with a 5/10+ femoid with a healthy BMI

Why don't you want a below-average girl?

 

[Deleted member 9758]

Why don't you want a below-average girl?

She can be a little below average facially but not much. She also can't be fat and needs to have some sort of ass, hips and tits, don't want to feel like i'm fucking a teenage boy. These aren't high standards.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

Money over hoes any day bro

 

[Deleted member 9758]

Money over hoes any day bro

I don't care much about money as long as i'm middle-class and don't have to work a job I hate.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

I don't care much about money as long as i'm middle-class and don't have to work a job I hate.

So you don't have any problems with betabuxxing?

 

[Deleted member 9758]

So you don't have any problems with betabuxxing?

I'm in college and i'm not even working, I won't be betabuxxing lmao.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

I'm in college and i'm not even working, I won't be betabuxxing lmao.

Confusing phrasing.
You don't plan on getting a job? Your degree is dogshit? You wouldn't betabux even if you had a possibility?

 

[Deleted member 9758]

Confusing phrasing.
You don't plan on getting a job? Your degree is dogshit? You wouldn't betabux even if you had a possibility?

I do plan on getting a job when i'm doing with college. No, I wouldn't betabuxx.

 

[Undervalued]

She can be a little below average facially but not much. She also can't be fat and needs to have some sort of ass, hips and tits, don't want to feel like i'm fucking a teenage boy. These aren't high standards.

You won’t get any matches on Tinder like that if you’re unattractive.

 

[Restart80]

I'm trying Tinder soon and if I don't ascend with a 5/10+ femoid with a healthy BMI i'm going to rope myself because I can't take much more of this.

I have bad news for you.

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

indeed. when a foid looks at me for a moment , my entire perception of reality changes.

 

[Deleted member 9758]

I have bad news for you.

what is the news?

 

[FinnCel]

Same thing pretty much. Too bad i can imagine both scenarios

 

[Restart80]

what is the news?

It's over.

 

[Deleted member 9758]

It's over.

why?

 

[i_want_emo_gf]

Normies literally live life on tutorial mode

 

[Restart80]

why?

You'll find out.

Being NT still matters on apps. Your convos will be 5 messages long and you will tire from the relentless ghosting. And that's in the best case scenario.

 

[Deleted member 9758]

You'll find out.

Being NT still matters on apps. Your convos will be 5 messages long and you will tire from the relentless ghosting. And that's in the best case scenario.

How can I appear NT? How can I quickly change the conversation from "lol how are u" to "wanna meet up?" because you're probably right that i'd be more autistic in text messages if it's with someone I don't know.