JFL It was just a dream

[God'sGreatestRegret]

Early this morning, I found myself in a room being interviewed for a receptionist job at a barber shop. The interviewer was a slim, Somalian Jay-Z lookalike in a shirt. There were a few other Somalis in the room.

The interviewer asks questions about my experience, so I tell him about my real-life experience doing admin. I didn’t prepare for the interview, so I was winging it. But he exclaims to himself like ‘Jesus Christ’ while writing notes. I tell him I enjoy customer service and having pleasurable conversations, sometimes its good to just listen.

Jay-Z offers me the job and I’m happy, the other people are happy too. A young lady says I’ll look good with a haircut while giggling to herself. I was so happy I finally found a job after all these months…

I wake up asking myself “Where’s the job?”

 

[Deleted member 14577]

Dreams are fucking weird man. I get complex dreams like that too sometimes but I also get very simple dreams from time to time. I fell asleep for a few mins today and I dreamt that I was sending people pics of my feet and that the feet were calzones for some reason.

But srs, waking up from dreams like that can be surreal and kinda defeating, you get this opportunity and you have to wake up and just be like "Oh, well" and go on. It's a strange feeling.

 

[investigatorcel]

I'm also looking for a job but in a ruined country like cuckitaly it's really hard

 

[Pinkett Mouse]

I used to have nice dreams about having a girlfriend and i remember the feeling when i woke up.

 

[Insomniac]

“It was all a dream, I used to read word up magazine”

 

[RopeMaXXer]

I don't dream. If you dream you still have that spark

 

[Michael15651]

Sounds awful to have that dream and wake up to reality.

I had a dream a year back where I had to watch my crush have sex with a Chad. I felt utter anger and resentment towards them ever since, especially knowing that it's likely they are actually doing it in real life.

 

[quinn24]

i keep getting these dreams about stressing over assignments that i don't have irl and wake up in relief

 

[Six]