I swiped hundreds of bumble women but got no matches. It’s something on their side, something with servers.....right guys? It’s totally unrelated to my facial and femur bones.... right guys? 
Last edited:
They can sense your toxic personality from miles away
The famous personality detector!
Bumble is not real life. Go out and meet women
who will see an even uglier you than the bumble pics
You see a woman's personality detector transcends time and space. So they can sense that you have a toxic personality and that you post on an inkel forum.
Has to be bro. You have so much to offer online.
they know your post history dude
D
It's the vibe bro. I'm telling you.
You need to show that youre a safe dude and not some psycho like that Jeremy Meeks fella.
Be confident mane dang lad. And don't aim for women at all. Why don't you try matching with lovely trans ladies? Those suck some mean cock dude I'm telling you.
Remember dang lad it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the sea.
Now go get em poon tiger
tiger
i
g
e
r
You need to show that youre a safe dude and not some psycho like that Jeremy Meeks fella.
Be confident mane dang lad. And don't aim for women at all. Why don't you try matching with lovely trans ladies? Those suck some mean cock dude I'm telling you.
Remember dang lad it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the sea.
Now go get em poon tiger
tiger
i
g
e
r
Here’s your gold strangerino!!
Absolutely.
technical issues regarding the shape of your face
technical issues regarding the shape of your face
B
This is honk worthy. I can imagine a near future where you have to submit your identity to anything you do online, thus completely removing anonymity.
Your phone is lacking ram, that's the reason.
zoinks! your phone must be having a hard time detecting your magnificent personality my sweet summer child
Yes definitely a glitch with the app
Similar threads
Users who are viewing this thread
