Serious Is there such thing as an overly stiff boner? Like one that impedes convenience of sex?

[Sparrow's Song]

I cannot find answers for this on google and I know that foids would just lie if there were answers. Any escortcels know about this? Obviously a healthy erection sticks up at a 90 degrees or whatever. You see this in porn. However, it appears that even when it is standing straight up, it can be bent down and sucked on/inserted into a foid without the man experiencing discomfort or struggle. What about when it sticks straight up and it cannot be pointed forward without discomfort? You never see foids pointing their heads down completely down to suck a dick on their knees in porn. Does vaginal penetration require a certain angle? Can sex cause injury if the penis is too firm? Do foids consider it uncomfortable compared to fully erect but somewhat softer dicks? I know that the classic vibrator is hard plastic, but it's not attached to a body and it can be inserted at any angle.

I know none of this really matters if the penis is less than eight inches anyway because sub8 inches it's considered a dicklet.

 

[IncelKing]

my dick is weird, when it becomes erect it doesnt point upwards, it points downwards for some reason

i have a 5.5 inch dick, even though that's worldwide average size, for foids its considered a micropenis.

 

[Animecel2D]

I don't know anything about that tbh

 

[NEETard]

Maybe if you wear a cock ring

 

[Deleted member 24256]

Probably not

 

[kinggGoblin]

wack idk my dick curves right

 

[Sparrow's Song]

my dick is weird, when it becomes erect it doesnt point upwards, it points downwards for some reason

i have a 5.5 inch dick, even though that's worldwide average size, for foids its considered a micropenis.

That's brutal, it's having two things wrong with your dick. If mine only pointed downwards when I got an erection, I would go to the doctor. Although going to the doctor would be brutal as fuck because there's no such thing as robot dick doctors. If it's a dude, it would be awkward and gross if he's a normie or some old Einstein looking doctor. If it's a chad, he literally studied to be a dick doctor just to make dicklets feel uncomfortable and mog them. Obviously a foid dick doctor would just either laugh straight to your face if your under 8 inches or just giggle in her head.

 

[Deleted member 23813]

wack idk my dick curves right

Damn. My dick curves left. Over for curved-dickcels

 

[Deleted member 26358]

I have the exact same problem. Do you do prone masturbation?

 

[kinggGoblin]

I have the exact same problem. Do you do prone masturbation?

mhm

 

[The Abyss]

Just wrap your dick in barbwire.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I have the exact same problem. Do you do prone masturbation?

Only when I' m doing cock push ups.

Although on a serious note, wet dreams happen more when I sleep prone and I have woken up before the dream was finished and rape-humped my mattress until I finished before...

Just wrap your dick in barbwire.

That's how I pop the cystic acne on my dick.

 

[The Abyss]

Only when I' m doing cock push ups.

Although on a serious note, wet dreams happen more when I sleep prone and I have woken up before the dream was finished and rape-humped my mattress until I finished before...

That's how I pop the cystic acne on my dick.

Dick acne? BRUH quit fucking mcdonalds nasty ass burgers.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Dick acne? BRUH quit fucking mcdonalds nasty ass burgers.

Nah, I was JK...

IT will still screencap that without context though.

 

[The Abyss]

Nah, I was JK...

IT will still screencap that without context though.

I fuck undercooked burgers, pedoooooooo.
Yeah they do.

 

[universallyabhorred]

Dude, maybe you can cut off your raging boner and sell it for cash to pay for cosmetic surgery. Would you do it if it's possible?

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Dude, maybe you can cut off your raging boner and sell it for cash to pay for cosmetic surgery. Would you do it if it's possible?

I actually would, in fact I was just talking about that in another thread.

I'm so ugly that I would throw my dick tingles away for the rest of my life just to look like a human being and not a depleted uranium Fallujah baby.
Face>Dick

Only really hideous truecels understand this feel.

 

[Fat Link]

Priapism - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[BITG]

my dick is weird, when it becomes erect it doesnt point upwards, it points downwards for some reason

i have a 5.5 inch dick, even though that's worldwide average size, for foids its considered a micropenis.

High IQ as usual. Also, we didn’t need to know that. I’m 6 inches btw. I mog you.

 

[IncelKing]

High IQ as usual. Also, we didn’t need to know that. I’m 6 inches btw. I mog you.

its over when you get dickmogged by other incels JFL

 

[RollD20]

i don't know. but it doesn't even matter, if you are here

 

[BITG]

its over when you get dickmogged by other incels JFL

Doesn’t matter, we’ll never use them.

 

[Neggr]

Im asking myself that aswell

 

[Deleted member 26032]

wrong forum bro

none of us know shit about sex

Neither about medical advice tbh

 

[grondilu]

What about when it sticks straight up and it cannot be pointed forward without discomfort?

In missionary you want your dick to point up.

It's rarely too hard to prevent minor angle adjustments anyway.