Serious is there any ACTUAL advantage of being short?

[FalseZero]

r/short always talk about how AWESOME and LIFE CHANGING it is to have more leg room.

but seriously, is there any ACTUAL positive or advantage of being short irl? I was thinking about the subject a lot lately, and I can't think of any "positive" other that living longer, which is a positive, kind of...

genuinely looking for a serious answer.

 

[Sad_Eunuch]

Nope, no positive advantage

 

[ReallyRice]

no

 

[JohnDcel]

There isn't any advantage, manlets who go around and spread such nonsense are coping.

 

[AccountError]

There isn't any advantage, manlets who go around and spread such nonsense are coping.

 

[Deleted member 21908]

no, only for foids

 

[Personalityinkwell]

You could hypothetically be a jockey, but that's an extremely small chance.

So basically no

no, only for foids

tbh

 

[Deleted member 4999]

You can suck peoples cock while standing

 

[universallyabhorred]

There's less of you for women to be repulsed by.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

You can shop at childrens section

 

[Animecel2D]

Can usually gain muscle faster.
Living longer certainly isn’t a positive in my book.

 

[Ignas]

You could go on a tit hunt spree in Minecraft where you just run straight to random women and motorboat their tits without needing to lean down, scaring them. Again, in Minecraft only

 

[FrothySolutions]

You could go on a tit hunt spree in Minecraft where you just run straight to random women and motorboat their tits without needing to lean down, scaring them. Again, in Minecraft only

No you can't, I'm pretty sure you can only be one size in Minecraft.

I went on r/short once upon a time and asked such a question, and also got a bunch of desperate grabs for answers. There's nothing.

 

[FalseZero]

Can usually gain muscle faster.

and end up looking like the michelin man, while skinny chad exists.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Can usually gain muscle faster.
Living longer certainly isn’t a positive in my book.

They don't gain muscle faster, it's just their muscle bellies are smaller, so less muscle looks like more muscle on their tiny frames.

 

[Deleted member 16608]

Only copes.

 

[Animecel2D]

and end up looking like the michelin man, while skinny chad exists.

yea

 

[loserkarthusplayer]

yes this is manlet's advantage

 

[Mexicanmanletcel]

Absolutely nothing jfl

 

[CaptainCuck]

No advantage at all - even living longer is cope since manlets usually have depression and anxiety for being treated like shit which shortens life span.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Absolutely none whatsoever

/thread

 

[Of Manlets and Men]

JFL. Talk about grasping at straws. Thousands of them thinking for years and "more legroom" is all they can come up with (and soon we won't even be able to take planes anymore thanks to corona-chan)

It's a toss-up between r/short and r/asianmasculinity for who the biggest copers on cuckit are

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

you are better at spelunking, it's actually a beautiful sport

 

[N-Digger]

Why would it matter if you lived longer if you were a manlet. Would you rather live 50 years as a 6'5 Chad or a 5'2 manlet?

 

[radishman]

Don't gotta worry about unwanted pregnancies and STDs I guess...

 

[Deleted member 14577]

short people live longer, if that means anything to you

 

[Deleted member 16624]

women will sex u

 

[Deleted member 22999]

In elementary school I coped by saying it made me technically better at the limbo and made less surface area to tag in capture the flag. Now that I do neither the limbo or capture the flag regularly, no copes exist. I gotta face the music, its just shitty

It's a toss-up between r/short and r/asianmasculinity for who the biggest copers on cuckit are

Asianmasculinity? Oh man I gotta check that out

 

[Napoleon de Nascar]

Advantage only in advanced society, what this society is not

 

[Deleted member 23820]

I do not even count longer life as an advantage at all. In modern society - there are no advantages for short men.

 

[Capable_Onion]

only for foids

 

[TheCommunist]

Leg room LOL

 

[nihility]

no

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Reduced risk of cancer. Although of course that is only an advantage for those who actually want to live.

 

[DarthSpectra]

You can sleep on smaller beds and couches easily. You can drive smaller cars easily. Idk about gaining muscle, but honestly if you are bellow 175 cm don't bother with gym much. I heard about better immune systems but I'm not sure. Also they have stronger legs surprisingly, I know this from watching wwe. The massive stars like Big Show, Khali, Mark Henry had their feet constantly attacked and it always worked

 

[anon]

It's all cope. Every normal straight man would rather be 6'1" than 5'6". This is not up for debate.

 

[GoffSystemQB]

women will sex u

Just be short theory.

 

[anon]

No you can't, I'm pretty sure you can only be one size in Minecraft.

I went on r/short once upon a time and asked such a question, and also got a bunch of desperate grabs for answers. There's nothing.

Let me guess, there's a bunch of virtue signalling sluts in that thread?

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Just be short theory.

law

 

[Deleted member 24081]

short people live longer, if that means anything to you

Live longer = suffer longer

 

[Deleted member 20811]

No

 

[chadalwayswins]

Your grocery bills are lower

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Nope, no positive advantage

This. Tallfags have wayyyy better physical stats per avg, long reach, look well with almost any clothes on, extra halo and SMV boost, high T in general, should I go on?
Only thing short ppl have is a longer lifespan on avg and even that depends on the person

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

no

 

[Deleted member 2047]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[FrothySolutions]

Let me guess, there's a bunch of virtue signalling sluts in that thread?

No, a bunch of judgmental Bikerbats dick riders. But try as he might to deny people there the right to be angry about stuff, my ideas prevail over there. I wouldn't have gotten that many upvotes if there wasn't a need on r/short. A need for the kinds of ideas I have to share.

 

[crestfallencel]

"more legroom" is the mount everest of copes. i'd gladly be mildly uncomfortable on a plane for a few hours every now and then in exchange for not being a sexual pariah my entire life

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

living longer = suffering longer

thats not an advantage , thats just adding insult to injury .

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

"more legroom" is the mount everest of copes

tbh

Live longer = suffer longer

 

[ionlycopenow]

Easier time lifting... That's it